• Cigarette companies kill their best
customers and Condom companies
prevent their future customers from
even being born.
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    • Can someone give me a rational non biased explanation why cigarettes should be legal and weed should not be?
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    • People call abortion a sin but technically so is using condoms and other pregnancy prevention methods, cause that's sex that does not lead to pregnancy, technically making it as bad as, guess what fuckers, homosexual sex
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    • Not if ya smoke condoms and fuck with cigarettes.
      Pdneck 2 aug
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    • Cigarettes should be outlawed
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    • Hear me out... easy fix... poke holes in all of the condoms
      MLGtbone 5 aug
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    • This is why lighters are great. They burn away the cigarettes so you don’t have to worry about it.
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    • Man, I will feel embarrassed when I buy condoms
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    • It’s a game of margins
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    • Agenda 21.
      Farengar 5 aug
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    • If they didn’t do either they wouldn’t have customers.
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    • Thats why condoms are 99% and not 100%
      Red9 2 aug
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    • Nobody can do cigarettes if everybody is dead
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    • I saw the profile pic and thought it was Dr. House
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    • Bad meme
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    • So does fast food, candy, soda, alcohol and everything else bad for you
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    • On the other hand the people who use cigarettes tend to buy them over and over. People who don't have babies use condomn over and over again too
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    • House
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    • Companies aren't responsible for what their customers do
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    • I haven’t been this early since last time I visited your mom
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    • Truth
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    • Three fucking comments on this feature
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    • He is not wrong
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    • That’s why they break occasionally
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    • Ahh, capitalizing
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    • And corporations offshore their manufacturing until there's Noone left to buy their products
      danakya 5 aug
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    • Abortion clinics do both
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    • Smoke condoms, put cigarettes in your dick
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    • Make condoms with holes in them. That's called business smarts
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    • Whats good for business, is also bad for business.
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    • Then they were never future customers in the first place
      kotaguy 5 aug
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    • Well if the condom didn’t work that way they wouldn’t have any costumers
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    • Nice to be back in 2012
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    • Good...?
      JaKnife 5 aug
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    • I just googled a list of people who care, my name wasn't on the list
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    • That’s why condoms aren’t 100% effective they gotta make sure they get future customers
      mattso64 5 aug
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    • Cigarette companies can always depend on more stupid people being born though! Their real enemy isn't themselves, but the condom companies!
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    • Dating apps get rid of their users
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    • The fact they chose Dr Gregory House for the profile pic makes it soooo much better
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    • No cig companies just make it super addictive & some may die from it but most will die from car accident or heart disease. Condom could make an indestructible condom if they wanted but they don't because thats less money. Had two name brands break on me. Plan b is a life saver but why so expensive?
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    • Is that House in the pfp?
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    • and yet they still make huge profits
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    • i wish my parents had used a condom
      Kektaro 4 aug
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    • Cigarette companies are actually the biggest donators too anti cigarette ads
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    • You’d think cigarette companies would try to make cancer-free cigarettes...
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    • Gas companies know they’re going to run out of product to sell at some point
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    • HAH JOKES ON YOU MOFOS I HAVE A LATEX ALLERGY
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    • I may not know any benefits for smoking a cigarette but condom companies help their customers from being forced to have an abortion and also help prevent getting sexual transmitted diseases...right?
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    • That’s why sometimes they put a tiny hole in the end of there condom so it “breaks” and a mistake is born :) I would know cause I am a mistake :(
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    • We are too many on this planet, so it doesn't matter. Stupidity will rise and intelligence will die out.
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    • But they know they will always have more clients
      chelsea_ 3 aug
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    • And doctors heal their patients and firefighters put out the things that cause them to have a job what's the fucking point? This isn't funny
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    • Their future rests on the fact that too many people don’t use their products
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    • And yet they’re 2 of the most successful right now. Ain’t that about a bitch.
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    • The condom company didn't do shit for my brother and his wife
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    • But there will always be idiots fucking and smoking
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    • Nah cigarette companies try to advertise to younger people that’s how they get you hooked for life
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    • Cigarettes should 100% be illegal. They have no positive aspects. Not a huge fan of weed either but it has good uses and doesn't literally k!ll the people that use it.
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    • That’s why the poke holes in some.
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    • But that doesn't stop anyone now does it?
      Naliktay 3 aug
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    • And yet both industries are booming
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    • I like when smokers die from cancer or something they got from smoking.
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    • Cigarettes are the best thing for the environment
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    • Just goes to show how replaceable we all are.
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    • And both of them thrive on human stupidity and thier constant drive to preform the illogical.
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    • Yeah except I smoked for years never died, and my father wore a condom and I am here. Something thing not adding up bro.
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    • Death is genetic
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    • That is a good point youd think cigarette companies would be the biggest funders of lung cancer research and making cigarettes healthier to get more people smoking
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    • That's why they both advertise to teenagers
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    • Interesting
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    • A “woke” companies drive away their costumer base
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    • Good companies are those who are willing to sacrifice profit to fix a problem
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    • yeah they ki1l their best customers but their business still grows so 🙃
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    • That’s why condom companies don’t make their condoms 100 percent effective just like how only some people will die of smoking. I know some old motherfuckers who just won’t die and they’ve been smoking there whole life.
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    • The condom one is just delaying.
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