• Chuck Norris once urinated ina semi tr gas tank as a Joke.
That truck is now known as
Optimus Prime.
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    • Oh we’re returning to Chuck Norris memes now? If so I’m fine with it
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    • Oh man this meme is old as hell but damn its a great one
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    • Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. The descendants are now known as giraffes
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    • Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
      GrimSoul 6 sep
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    • I thought Chuck Norris jokes were peak comedy when I was about 14 or 15. Glad to look back and see ive been right all these years.
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    • Chuck norris won a game of russian roullette with a fully loaded revolver
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    • Classic
      Supajr 5 sep
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    • Chuck Norris once got bit by a venomous snake. After five hours of agonizing pain, the snake died.
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    • These Chuck Norris facts need to make a comeback
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    • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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    • After Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands they had to change the name to the islands
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    • I miss the chuck Norris jokes
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    • Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird
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    • Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
      deepoh88 6 sep
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    • Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups, he pushes the earth down
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    • Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
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    • Chuck Norris was once shot in the chest, after 6 months in the hospital, the bullet made a full recovery
      TheFBI 6 sep
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    • Chuck Norris doesn’t leave messages, he leaves WARNINGS!
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    • We posting memes from 2912 now ?
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    • Chuck Norris once pissed his name in the desert, it's now called the grand canyon
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    • Apparently Chuck Norris used to have a summer home in a town 20 minutes from me and I didn’t know for the longest time, till my sister got his autograph on a chuck norris card at a school football game. Tho that was a LONG time ago now so idk if he still has that house anymore.
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    • Superman and Chuck Norris had a bet, loser had to wear their underwear on the outside forever.
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    • Chuck norris once put out a forest fire with only gasoline
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    • Chuck Norris doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
      an_E_Pat 6 sep
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    • What a knee slapper!
      lazapo 5 sep
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    • Chuck Norris's daughter once lost her virginity, he got it back for her though.
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    • Optimus Piss
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    • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
      Yume_Hei 6 sep
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    • When nature calls, Chuck Norris hangs up.
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    • Okay but like, if chuck Norris can do all of this, then Bruce Lee was a living god.
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    • Chuck Norris knows where both Carmen Sandiego and Waldo are
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    • I knew the man who made this golden oldie, hope hes doing well
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    • BRING CHUCK NORRIS JOKES BACK! I own the book!
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    • Memes are evolving, just backwards
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    • Chuck Norris jokes are still great and no one can change my mind
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    • When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks under his bed for chuck Norris
      kjd117 7 sep
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    • God i fucking miss 2012
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    • There’s only two things that can survive a nuke, cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
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    • Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter
      Aitaxb 6 sep
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    • Wow it’s been ages since I’ve seen a Chuck Norris joke, especially this one. Makes me chuckle every time.
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    • This is actually canon, pog
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    • Chuck Norris doesn’t T-bag he potato sacks...
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    • Chuck Norris once walked into a bar with a boner. All the women in the bar immediately became pregnant. So did the men.
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    • Chuck Norris can’t shower because the water is repulsed by him due to sheer terror
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    • Fuck yeah bring back the chuck Norris memes
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    • Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
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    • Chuck Norris has a bear rug it's not dead its just to afraid to move
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    • iFunny has devolved into Chuck Norris jokes
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    • Was this before or after Bruce Lee kicked the shit outta him and rip out his fuckin chest hair
      ReggieOG 6 sep
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    • Can chuck get corona already I want everything to open
      fenfen23 6 sep
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    • Time to binge watch Walker, Texas Ranger
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    • There was a city that named an intersection after chuck norris but they had to rename it because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives
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    • They were going to name a street after Chuck Norris but then they decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
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    • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
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    • What is this? Barrens chat?
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    • Chuck Norris once killed thirty men with one grenade... before it exploded
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    • So Optimus prime has a piss fetish?
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    • Chuck Norris is the last living member of King Arthur’s court.
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    • Once every 2 years this shows up and every time it hits the same.
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    • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and kiIIed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded
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    • Chuck Norris once got shot. The bullet sadly didint make it.
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    • Chuck Norris walked to the moon in 1959.
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    • When chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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    • Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra. After three agonizing days, the Cobra finally died
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    • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 50 people died, and then it exploded
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    • Chuck Norris has had a role in everyone of the Star Wars films to date. He played the FORCE.
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    • Does anybody know why he's know as the most powerful man to exist. Like what was he famous for
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    • Chuck norris lost his virginity before his father.
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    • Yes. Reject bullshit irony posting, tumblr screenshots, and psyop posts. Return to goldem era memes.
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    • Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer
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    • I could beat chuck norris in a fight no cap
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    • Chuck Norris gargles with peanut butter
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    • Chuck Noris once had a staring contest with the sun. The sun lost. Chuck Noris once beat a fish in an underwater breathing contest. While Jeus can walk on water Chuck Noris cab swim through land
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    • Uh, okay... :T
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    • Legit saw chuck Norris today while on post next to the cforce warehouse.
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    • Chuck Norris memes will never be out of touch
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    • Chuck Norris was in a legal battle with NBC claiming that “law and order” were trademarked names for his left and right legs
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    • It’s been a wile since I heard a Chuck Norris joke
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    • G1 Optimus is always the best
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    • He did the same to a German gun and made Megatron
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    • A Chuck Norris joke that was a blast for the past
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    • No lie I think I remember sharing this on my Facebook in like 2009.
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    • I'm so happy I got to see a joke about a space robot enjoying piss play from an old man with abs.
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    • He can urinate in my mouth
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    • Somebody once destroyed an entire orphanage that mans name is Keanu reeves
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    • Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He's pushes the world down.
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    • Chuck Norris was once charged with attempted murder but the charges were dropped immediately because it’s impossible that he would have failed
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