• Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian
philosopher, died from laughing at
nne of his own jokes.
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    • Must have been a fuckin straight knee slapper
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    • So, he saw a donkey eating figs and he thought that was funny so he said "Why not give it some wine to wash it down?" and then laughed himself to death
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    • “Now give the donkey some pure wine to wash down the figs!” Was the joke. What a stupid joke to laugh to death over
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    • That's just like British people. Their comedy is so dry and they think they are so witty when they say it but they have this stupid smirk on their face after they tell the joke thinking they're so clever. They're the type of people to laugh at their own jokes
      LexxsH 12 jun
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    • The joke was “you can have sex with jam but not peanut butter”
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    • I know that the man is greek, but that bust looks more Roman to me. I'll be right back...
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    • Tumbler users b like
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    • He tapped his knee and slapped his toe, causing him to die.....
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    • I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but everyone knows I'm freaking hilarious.
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    • Not a half bad way to go
      EcchiBois 12 jun
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    • Can’t help it if you’re the funniest person you know
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    • Monty python anyone?
      maybach57 12 jun
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    • It was definitely a fart joke
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    • When you're depressed and you actually come up with a good joke
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    • What was the joke
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    • Bert Kreisher
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    • Dads
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    • It do b like that
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    • The joke was his life story
      epic_wind 12 jun
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    • Legend
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    • I used to do that all the time
      Sileevio 12 jun
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    • Same ecks dee
      Zeggle 12 jun
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    • Imagine getting featured lmao I'm such a loser
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    • He was laughing at a drunk donkey, trying to eat a fig.
      Glista15 12 jun
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    • Thighdeology
      Thighdeology 12 jun
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    • Only thing that will make his joke funny is the poisoning from ergot on the rye my guy
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    • I wish it showed the joke
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    • Just to have the joke fall back down on him
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    • what was the joke
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    • That’s called a stroke
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    • Well shit dude, tell us the joke
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    • While I haven’t put myself in danger of laughing, the closest I’ve ever done was throw up because I couldn’t stop then ripped up my throat from hyper ventilating uncontrollably
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    • XD im dead
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    • I am my own favorite comedian
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    • The joke was: Chrisyprus "My dog has no nose" ...Audience:"How does he smell"...Chrisyprus:"Awful" 😂😂😂😂
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    • What was the joke?
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    • Bullshit
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    • At least my man died laughing
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    • That how I wanna die or in my sleep 😴
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    • Jimmy Fallon
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    • No better way to go
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    • This is just Mike from Breaking Bad
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    • whats the jok
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    • He died after watching a donkey eating figs. What a great way to go out
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    • Eagle Bearing Mysthios
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    • Correction he died WHILE laughing at his own joke and that is Greek philosopher Herodotus
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    • That's a good way to go
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    • Every dad ever.
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    • There is another
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    • Same
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    • Oh, this is the dude who said Alexander the Great’s horse was gay and spent his entire life shit talking people! He lived the life of a bum and died in a barrel or hole or some shit he lived in from a heart attack caused by laughing too hard at his own jokes
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    • Probably saw some dude turn into a pickle
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    • Isn't this a Monty Python skit
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    • When you’re not even supposed to smile after telling a joke......
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    • What was the joke?
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    • I don't laugh at my own jokes anymore. Everything i say is a constant stream of deadpan sarcasm.
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    • What was the joke?
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    • And we will never know the joke😔
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    • Imagine not being known for your philosophies but for the way you died
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    • he put the laughter in slaughter
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    • Me when he turns himself into a pickle, funniest shot I've ever seen.
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    • I think this may foretell my own method of death
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    • That’s how I wanna go
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    • Lmaoo
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    • Is there a better way to die?
      oldsou1 12 jun
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    • Thats how imma go. It won't even be funny
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    • Death by kek
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    • “hey guys i have a jo-*snickers* i have a joke fo-*bursts out laughing” “yo bro you good” *fucking dies*
      Aegis_Dex 12 jun
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    • "Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people *unintelligible goose noises*"
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    • Lmao im dead 💀💀💀
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    • That's some silly shit
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    • He died doing what he loved
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    • But did he manage to tell the joke first tho.
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    • Brings a whole new meaning to "I'm dying!!😂😂"
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    • I WANNA KNOW THE FUCKIN PHILOSOPHER DEATH JOKE
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    • That’s probably what’s going to happen to jimmy Fallon.
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    • I do this
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    • That is the way to fucking go
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    • Does that mean he technically committed suicide?
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    • and we will never know what joke it was
      Bleach23 12 jun
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    • I shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. He’s called pickle ri- *laughter,* *dies*
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    • I wish i could laugh. Havent done it in forever
      ClarkWard 12 jun
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    • The joke was “your mom”
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    • Fun fact you can die from laughing. You literally get stuck in your own laugh track and die from asphyxiation
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    • i want the joke
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    • This has since been adjusted to be a Covid-19 death
      crockjr 12 jun
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    • What was the joke?
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    • You gonna chrysippus?
      keks 12 jun
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