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    • The chocolate was filled with meth and was used to fuel the tank drivers for Invasion of Poland
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    • Germans when you call a bar of chocolate “chocolate” instead of “choclotonbarrentankengasenchamberenaufwiederschenian”
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    • Did Ifunny really ban the word pan()zer like fucking really
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    • I know they used it, but did they really put it in chocolate too??
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    • I mean gotta keep those tankers awake somehow. Especially when they have to repair their tiger every 60 miles.
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    • Also IFunny: censors any words related to a certain German empire
      Skit_ 2 jul
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    • Hell yeah. Nothing like method up Germans riding around in a tank shouting mean german words at everyone
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    • Niggas really named it z o t t e r pandildhisbehsjxnehbe
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    • The drug used in it was called pervitin. Yes if your grandpa was in ww2 and was in a combat role he probably spent a lot of time jacked up on meth. No it’s not the same meth we have around now. Shit was WAY better back then.
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    • This was the german soldiers in ww2 after eating some of the chocolate
      eljossu 2 jul
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    • Where can you buy these meth bars? Asking for a friend
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    • HydraCo 2 jul
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    • I prefer scho-ka-kola schokolade for the intense woke
      HOT_owo 2 jul
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    • Brits when you call it chocolate and not chocafloofin choccywankers
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    • Same thing with soda
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    • The one good thing to come out of national socialist Germany 😎
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    • InfoChecker can we prove this please.
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    • No panzzer
      narkk 3 jul
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    • The the packaging says ZOTTER which is a small Austrian chocolate company founded in 1999 and is located in Carinthia
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    • Oh sure I post a WW2 meme and get banned. You do it and get featured.
      Zenith12 2 jul
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    • Scho-ka-kola was a German chocolate product, infused with caffeine and cola nut extract, developed for athletes in the Olympics, but would remain popular. Before WW2, the German military adopted it as the official chocolate ration, the little round tins would often be sought by Allied troops...(1/2)
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    • Chocolate today should be Kinder eggs being nerfed so kids don't inhale toys
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    • Fuck you Dairy Milk slaps
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    • *Pervitin
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    • Like cola Coke
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    • I want that n#@i chocolate
      ks100899 2 jul
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    • It was a better time
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    • Hold up, the Germans put meth in their chocolate?
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    • Give me the Tank Chocolate
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      Autauga 2 jul
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    • No it was the axis wonder drug that made them like a machine, no sleep needed and could get shot five times and get back up without feeling a thing. It was called pervitin and was WAY BETTER THAN REDBULL
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    • British pilots also took pervitin
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    • Cadbury chocolate is better than any other brand
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    • Cocaine gum, cocaine soda, meth chocolate... The golden age is behind us.
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    • Does that legit say dangerchocolate?
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    • Just about
      _semen 5 jul
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    • Good ol tank chocolate
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    • Tank chocolate
      notodie 5 jul
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    • I want meth chocolate
      Basquiat 5 jul
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    • Literally: Tankchocolate
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    • they banned every single german army name
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    • Jew
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    • Facken pervitin
      jjcc 4 jul
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    • Is that German cause if im right it says Tank Chocolate
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    • shokakola
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    • That little symbol in the bottom right looks like that shirt trump put out
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    • There's a reason why axis powers were crazy
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    • Lol tank chocolate
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    • I'm going to say it. Fuck today's wimpy society. Everyone isn't appreciating how easy we have it. They take it for granted, and whine and complain about stupid stuff (Karen's so to speak). Our society acts like a bunch of sheep too. Anything they see on social media means freakout time. Good god...
      Doobency 4 jul
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    • Enshculdigung
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    • GIVE ME THE FUCKING AMPHETAMINE CHOCOLATE RATION RIGHT NOW
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    • Ifunny is a soft spined sheep bitch
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    • Looks like wolfenstein
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    • We can thank Michelle for this
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    • Auctang pan()zer
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    • Damn man pass me another line of that chocolate
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    • The reason blitz was so successful. No stopping for rest. The germans could go for days. They were fucking smart for using combat drugs for that.
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    • Say what you want about spicy Germany. But they sure could push their spice units into other country’s fast
      XdogFade 3 jul
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    • Fuck you cadbury chocolate is fucking delicious
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    • New Zealand chocolate!
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    • Wow I forgot that in ww2 the bazi soilders had drugs in there I guess chocolate didn't know exactly what it was in so that they would be able to have more energy
      foomer 3 jul
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    • Does that literally translate to "tank chocolate" wtf
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    • It’s chocolate I don’t want it to be safe. It’s not meant to be healthy it’s meant to make me happy
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    • For a friend can u still get these meth chocolate
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    • Cadbury is the best thing to come out of england
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    • I really was born in the wrong generation
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    • Fuckin TANK CHOCOLATE? 💀
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    • I cant wait until people start making wartime Germany an aesthetic like they do with Russia right now it actually just sounds cool as hell
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    • z o t t e r
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    • It’s literally “tank chocolate”
      __Monika 3 jul
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    • But you can't lie tho those kid friendly milk chocolate shits smack
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    • You could by methamphetamine over the counter in n@zy Germany. It was actually encouraged because the Germans worked so many hours.
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    • dairy milk is amazing though. not as good as galaxy but it's a damn good chocolate bar
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    • Y'all ever had those big old Godiva chocolate bars or lindt bars they taste so fucking delicious. Makes Hershey's taste like fake shit
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    • Anyone else read it as Doofenschmirtz?
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    • Heil H I T L E R
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    • I have a friend from Iceland who says as a kid he ate candy with chloroform in it
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    • P. A. N. Z. E. R
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    • Schokolade
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    • Nigga
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    • European Cadbury is so much better it’s unbelievable how much different it tastes than the american stuff
      Tojo 2 jul
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    • I still eat that tf you talking about
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    • George Washington here, pan()zer.
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    • Danger Shokaolade
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    • Danger chocolate
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    • Too bad we can’t say anything related to that part of history on iFunny.
      Javert 2 jul
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    • it was a lab made stimulant and can’t really be compared to street meth. Street meth is just random shit thrown together because they can’t buy lab grade shit and that’s mostly why it fucks you up
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    • They also used coffee mixed with chocolate
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    • "Meth"
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    • Fuck pussy ass kids not eating meth anymore back in my day I’ll tell you hwhat
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    • “Combat enhancing chocolate”
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    • N@zi chocolate
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    • Mmm yes I would like the tank chocolate with the creamy meth center please.
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    • *laughs in cookies and cream twix*
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