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    • It is what is a metaphor. We are all controlled by the nut. Live by the nut, die by the nut
      vzaz 28 aug
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    • I can’t fucking get off this app it is a curse I hate it half of the features are controversial
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    • They just hijack the whole bar
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    • This is a crunch bar for those who don’t know
      Yee_ter 28 aug
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    • Crunch bars actually have rice not nuts
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    • I'm aLlErGiC so I have never eaten one of them
      Bakubroz 28 aug
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    • What does a hazelnut taste like? Asking because I can’t have them and I’m curious.
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    • Today was a rough day. I’m getting junk food tomorrow fuck being healthy for a day.
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    • Ew
      baddrayko 28 aug
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    • Choceur is the best. I always get it from Aldi. Never seen them anywhere else.
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    • Thats those big ass chocolate bars from Aldi's
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    • Yup
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    • Wait does the crunch bar have hazelnut? I thought it was always some kinda of rice things in the bar. This baffled me a little bit bc I love crunch bars.
      humpty72 3 sep
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    • Ok but almond chocolate bars are the only good ones, regular chocolate bars are unbearable
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    • What if I asked nicely
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    • No politics not ni&&ers but somehow this feature makes a still controversial in this app
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    • 47 I think
      TigBits 28 aug
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    • I hate nuts
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    • Idk why that hazelnut had a Russian accent for me, but he did.
      Xatike 6 sep
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    • I hate chocolate with nuts
      Le_ata 5 sep
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    • What I learned, solid blocks of chocolate or with hard things in them, you break with your hands. Chocolate with liquid like caramel inside you cut with a knife
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    • Dang, that's nuts man.
      TheLorax 5 sep
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    • Poor Barry
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    • Do y'all seriously not eat chocolate bars with a fork and knife? Y'all just let all that mess get on your fingers?
      AKJesus 5 sep
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    • No shit he looks like mr anderson from beavis and butthead
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    • White supremacist n.a.z.i.s. are the annoying nuts that stop everyone from conducting business in a smooth and uniform way.
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    • Society in a nutshell
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    • S T R U C T U R E
      Nagtard 4 sep
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    • Crunch bar
      kNoonett 4 sep
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    • It’s hard to be this cool
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    • There are actually chocolate bars with whole hazelnuts in them, I mostly find them from German brands, I don’t see why y’all think it’s a crunch bar.. am I just missing something?
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    • I can't eat hazelnut
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    • Can we all agree that arrow bars are the best chocolate bars
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    • I dont think I've ever seen a chocolate bar with whole hazelnuts in it. Truffles and what not but never a bar
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    • Mr.Goodbar
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    • Crunchy chocolate activates my gag reflex
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    • I love regular dark chocolate
      TalkRock 4 sep
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    • I read this in a thick Russian accent
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    • Weird how for that to happen you have to grasp the corner
      jlook 4 sep
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    • Dark chocolate is so fucking good
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    • This basically describes geology
      iEdison 3 sep
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    • You're holding it all wrong then
      Billothy 3 sep
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    • You eat nuts? What are you, gay?
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    • I feel fat knowing exactly which candy and where to get it...
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    • Them big bars from Aldi.... mmmm
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    • hazel nuts? HAZEL NUTS??? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING ALMONDS!?!?!?
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    • Why does that nut sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    • I miss the white chocolate crunch bars
      Reborn96 3 sep
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    • No you fucking don’t not on my watch bitch
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    • Any one heard the nut talk with Samuel Jackson voice?
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    • They still put grooves to save on chocolate
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    • Who want this exact chocolate bar. It’s from your local Aldi
      fina007 3 sep
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    • Lmao
      Teasee 3 sep
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    • Momo is the traitor
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    • Thaaaaat's politics!
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    • I'm allergic to peanuts
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    • But I'm allergic to nuts
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    • I can't eat hazelnut. I mean I can but I shouldn't because I'm not sure if I'm allergic or not. When I do eat them I get the same feeling in my throat that is only described best by equating it to the feeling of your leg falling asleep, but in my throat. Goes away by drinking water though.
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    • Does nobody realize that yalls favorite shit, Nutella, is hazelnut spread??
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    • Break them back to front
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    • Unpopular opinion Hershey bar with almonds is the best
      Whos_who 3 sep
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    • Oh, didn't know that it was hazel nuts that are in a crunch bar. Guess i liked nutella before every female on earth became obsessed over it.
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    • The first slide is kinda political
      HAGLLE 3 sep
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    • I wish I was as powerful as hazelnuts
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    • When you have no control over your own life.
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    • Ay cheers mate just hafts get the fookin knife
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    • The little crunch dude looks like a pixie from fairly odd parents
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    • can someone who understands science tell me if this is a good analog for crystalline structures
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    • I’ve seen peanuts in chocolate bars, I’ve seen almonds. But I’ve never seen hazelnuts in chocolate bars
      MattHarb 3 sep
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    • Yeet
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    • You're supposed to break the bar in the other direction. Chance is higher it wil break along the line.
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    • I thought crunch bars were rice
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    • Hazelnuts honestly suck
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    • But it looks like they broke it from a weird angle anyways.
      Gritzby 3 sep
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    • I imagined the nuts with a Russian accent
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    • This is actually hazelnuts in a chocolate bar they sell at aldi
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    • Imagine eating nut lol gay
      YoS0y 3 sep
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    • me with a knife who’s going to use them in a recipe:
      8bit0723 3 sep
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    • That's what happens when you introduce structural weak points
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    • I love this
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    • Ifunny's like a fucking cult, they make you think you can leave but we all know you cant
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    • I’m allergic to hazelnuts...
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    • That’s the issue with point defects in a material, helpful and can strengthen things but also unpredictable as fuck. Thank you for coming to my engineering ted talk
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    • What a fucking specific meme
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    • Imagine how fucking it would be if it was just spider eggs
      Nougat 3 sep
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    • So,only chocolate made in poor mass molds do this not the more pricy ones the shape does matter dagnabbit is totally a phase now as is scallywag im out
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    • Crunch Bar? Is that you?
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    • I wanna Leave this horrible app, and I’ve tried but
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    • Nestle Crunch be like
      NiceCube 3 sep
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    • Aldi hazelnut bars are right where the bubblegum packs are at. Perfect for me to snag 2 when Mum is ready to pay.
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    • Crunch
      Marcelus 3 sep
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    • I love crunch bars. I think they have the big ones but not sure
      KB1992 3 sep
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    • I hate nuts.
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    • My neighbor just decided that 11pm is the perfect time to blast music off his blacony. fml
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    • Underground mafia be like.
      Masumii 3 sep
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    • This is the america that liberals want
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    • Im the type of person who just bites into a chocolate bar and doesnt break it apart unless its kitkats i dont disrespect the kitkats
      oInu 3 sep
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    • Its true I'm the nutt
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    • Whole hazelnut chocolate bars are the fucking best
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    • I was able to weezle my way into getting a months worth of chocolate bars from a Hersheys subsidiary company in my state
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