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    • OH SHIT OH FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A BURGER DUDE FUCK. I DIDNT MEAN TO BITE OFF ITS HEAD IM SORRY
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      • Poor turtle getting stuffed with lettuce and cheese
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        • BLT=Bacon, Lettuce, Turtle
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          • Sneak 0 or maybe 10 because it says he tried.
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            • Flight attendant “Uh sir why is your cheeseburger trying to eat itself” man “It’s just hungry”
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              • This is fake but ok
                Liamonade 16 jan
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                • That’s a tortoise
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                  • It says tries. I don’t think it was sneak my dude, more like caught: 100
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                    • mendinja 16 jan
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                      • In other news pilot rushed to hospital after contracting salmonella after biting turtle
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                        • Anyone else thinking that turtle is DEAD?
                          OneForAll 20 jan
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                          • This can’t happen because a turtles shell is part of its body and it can’t come off with out killing it
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                            • That’s not a turtle. It’s a tortoise...
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                              • Not to be that asshole, but that's a tortoise
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                                • “Tried” means he got caught and failed right? Shouldn’t it be more like sneak 40 or something?
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                                  • "Sir why did your cheese burger just take shit on my leg?"
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                                    • Dude I used to have that as a wallpaper back is 4th grade on my school Chromebook and the fuckin class thought I ate turtles or something.
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                                      • Okay, but that she'll looks very pulled back. Shouldn't that be painful for the turtle?
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                                        • Everybody’s gangster until the burger starts snappin
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                                          • This meme is older than most ifunny users
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                                            • IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFRENCE
                                              That_Lad 17 jan
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                                              • This is so fake it hurts
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                                                • Didnt work tho so sneak isnt 100
                                                  zoom100 16 jan
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                                                  • That would be a tortoise.
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                                                    • Is this a jojo reference
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                                                      • I thought turtles shells were one piece attached to there skin on the top but ok
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                                                        • squirtle+bulbasaur=
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                                                          • Fake. That turtle is clearly disguised as a CHEESEburger.
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                                                            • "this burger is super crunchy dude"
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                                                              • IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!!
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                                                                • "prove it" "i'm so sorry, i hope you can forgive me for this friend" *bites into turtle with tears in eyes*
                                                                  iRomanov 16 jan
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                                                                  • If you bite Wendy's burger it bites back
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                                                                    • just let the man bring his pet turtle on the plane
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                                                                      • I don’t think we have any right to say what is and isn’t food to the Chinese... i mean we eating plastic and bugs in the states cuz we don’t have a FDA atm
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                                                                        • Nice try, that was my desktop background 4 years ago
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                                                                          • This image is fake, I used it so many times for an outro for my old YouTube videos
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                                                                            • Turtle burger
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                                                                              • thats a tortoise
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                                                                                • ...tried. So he was already busted. Sneak level 0
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                                                                                  • Imagine separating a turtles spine from it body just to shove some lettuce and tomato in there.
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                                                                                      • Ive had this wallpaper for years some asshat just put a caption there. Unles this was a real thing but the picture is not
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                                                                                        • THATS A TORTOISE
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                                                                                          • That's photoshopped
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                                                                                            • That picture is old as Hell. My friend was taking some artistic computer class and had to make a food and animal mash-up and was pissed he couldn't make something as good as that tortoise burger
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                                                                                              • That picture is so fake though. There's no way the shell could be that far from his head.
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                                                                                                • More like snack 100
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                                                                                                    • So anyone point out it’d be ded.....?
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                                                                                                      • Sneak not 100 considering he got caught
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                                                                                                        • Wouldn't that kill it? The shell is apart of it's body and it holding all of it's organs....
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                                                                                                          • Slow down...they said tried
                                                                                                            _Plutoh_ 16 jan
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                                                                                                            • Its also 100% dead
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                                                                                                              • O shidd das me
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                                                                                                                • "Sir your burger is walking away"
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                                                                                                                  • What turtle?
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                                                                                                                    • Alright you sneaky mother fucker where’s my turtle
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                                                                                                                        • My dad beats me
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                                                                                                                          • Doubt.
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                                                                                                                            • They don’t let you on with food anyway?
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                                                                                                                              • That is actually impressive. Someone give that man a job as a costume designer
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                                                                                                                                • Either way, he’s getting eaten
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                                                                                                                                    • Outstanding move
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                                                                                                                                      • "Ey bro, can I get a bite?"
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                                                                                                                                        • suspicion 16 jan
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                                                                                                                                          • suspicion 16 jan
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                                                                                                                                            • (Turtle eats lettuce off itself)
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                                                                                                                                              • That turtle looking like a snack tbh.
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                                                                                                                                                • Ching Chong 100
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                                                                                                                                                  • Tries in the U.S. "sorry sir your hamburger ways more than 2 ounces you'll have to throw it away or ewt it before boarding" "What if I told you its a turtle"
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                                                                                                                                                    • Are turtles not allowed on planes? 😢
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                                                                                                                                                      • Keys word tries, sneak 49
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                                                                                                                                                        • How he do that isn't it's back attach to the shell
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                                                                                                                                                          • Please people don't think this is a turtle. It is a tortoise. There is a HUGE difference because one lives in water and the other will fucking die in water
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                                                                                                                                                            • If he got caught with it wouldn't it be sneak 0?
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                                                                                                                                                              • Hamberder
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                                                                                                                                                                • More like sneak was at 50% since he got caught
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Couldn’t he just say it’s his emotional support animal like every other liptard?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • How is that 100 sneak fool got caught
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I actually read this exact article in 8th grade and wrote a short essay on it
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                                                                                                                                                                          • You mean hamberder
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                                                                                                                                                                            • nice costume polenareff
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                                                                                                                                                                              • That’s actually a tortoise but ok
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I wonder what a turtleburger tastes like
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I had that background for 3 years huh
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Asia airports are full of handbag stores, cigarette stores, alcohol stores. It's strange. Because they have to check that stuff between each stop they make and not all countries allow what you bought from a previous destination... I bought OG kinder eggs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • I had a friend who snuck a turtle onto a plane
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • That's a weird way of spelling Florida man
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • If it was sneak 100 he wouldn’t have got caught
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • It says tries. So it didnt work?
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • What turtle
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Ching chong 100
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Is it really sneak 100 if he got caught?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • That picture was my laptop background for 2 years
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • my pfp
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • “Tried to” as in he was caught, sneak 100? Pfft
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • This is litteraly an immortal meme format
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