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While some have small flames, others can reach up to 3,300 degrees and
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    • Now, a gun is definitely just the better decision. That said I fucking want a miniature flamethrower
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    • That's super illegal and I love it
      KaiserRyo 26 jun
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    • Y’all live this but won’t just carry a gun
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    • a lady can carry a gun just as easily
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    • then someone is gonna overreact and burn an innocent person
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    • Until some crazy bitch roasts a guy just for trying to talk to her
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    • Karens after getting their order wrong
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    • Do we trust citizens with weapons for their protection or not? Make up your fucking minds
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    • Is it legal for them to not sell it to men? Then it’s just a flamethrower pen for everyone
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    • “China now selling” implies the country’s selling it as opposed to just a private company in the country. Is Winnie the Pooh finally doing something positive?
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    • Lightsaber to an extent
      RayT115 26 jun
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    • Bitch im a man and i want one
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    • What if the women use it on non pervert men WE NEED OUR OWN FLAME THROWERS
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    • Jokes on you that'll just make me harder
      Armory 26 jun
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    • An whopping 1/3 of Chinese men will never even share the same air as another woman within their entire lives (aside from family members)
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    • Just to women, huh?
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    • We're getting closer to light sabers
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    • I can make one of those with a disposable bic lighter...
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    • This is dumb. I got pepper sprayed by a lady once because I was pulling my wallet out of my pocket at an atm and she claimed she felt threatened and had reason to believe I was pulling a weapon out of my pocket which was bullshit because I never spoke to her. I walked up to the atm and she was (1/2)
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    • Girl tells a guys to get his hands off her, he’s like “we’re just dancing” and her friend does the 900 degree palpatine spin through the air and decapitates him with her lipstick lightsaber.
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    • Imagine you accidentally bump your shoulders with a woman and she pull out a flame thrower like bruh what you gonna do nvm I forgot pistols exsisted
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    • Girl: “wanna go out?” Guy: “no” Girl: *FWOOSH*
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    • Why would you need it to go to 20 feet away if it’s for self defense, at that point you either don’t know their intent or they’re running away, and in neither of those situations should you fucking toast them
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    • And then suddenly the girls wondered why guys wouldn’t approach them anymore
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    • "Hey miss you dropped your lipst-" "GET AWAY YOU PERV!!!" Proceeds to melt guy's face off
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    • :)
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    • Thats just a flamethrower labeled as women safety device. The space marines would use this to purge heretics.
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    • Isn't it amazing that things like these exist and women are confused why men don't approach them anymore
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    • Cant wait until some innocent guy gets a good zuko looking scar on his face because he declined some crazy phsycopath who asked him out
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    • Until retard feminists blast a dude in the face for holding a door open for her
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    • I chose die
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    • I feel that the “feminists” will abuse it.
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    • Please don’t bring these over to America. The last thing the radical feminist need are mini flamethrowers they’ll just randomly use on some guy and claim she was being harassed.
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    • Ahh yes the simp stick
      peterf 26 jun
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    • It's racist to punish blacks for being perverted. Wow.
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    • Anyone who uses this in a non-life-threatening situation against others deserves lots of jail time.
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    • man: “hi” woman: SEXUAL ASSAULT!! *fucking murders him*
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    • Im all about women having the right to self defense but i feel like this is going to hurt more innocents than perverts
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    • The funny thing is blue haired bitches are gonna blast an innicent man for being too white
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    • Except what is and isn’t “perverted” is subjective and women will 100% abuse it. Terrible idea
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    • "Hey um you were walking by yourself and it's really late I was wonderi- AH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK"
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    • Because women won’t abuse this at all!
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    • Do you think they ship international
      chaos19 26 jun
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    • I'd rather die with my dignity as a man than live as a simp
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    • It’s like a portable napalm and you have no idea when it will go off lmao
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    • Fuckin lightsaber
      Brys21 28 jun
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    • Since it's China, they'll also sell the perverts "Pro-pervert" mini fire extinguishers.
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    • I don’t need to be intimidated to respect women
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    • Do they not realize men could buy the same thing
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    • Hi. (Immediately gets their face horribly burned) “I have a boyfriend!”
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    • Those women deal with some fucked up shit. Like running up to a woman and ripping their clothes off and running away type of shit. Or literally getting a finger in the ass.
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    • China is still a shithole
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    • 10 to 1 odds the chick would take at least 6 minutes to find the damn thing in her mess of a purse and most likely point it backwards.
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    • The simp begone wand
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    • Giving how bad Asian rail ways are, at least they know real pervs. In merca, we'd get 3rd degree for taking a nightly stroll
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    • Thar’s complete bullshit lmao, you need a full sized flamethrower to get a 20+ foot stream, not something the size of a pen.
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    • I’d just use it to clear my driveway during the winter.
      Esiason 27 jun
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    • And when you use it, you will be sued for cruel and unusual punishment.
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    • I doubt china would let their citizens have such a thing
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    • A flamethrower is legal in almost every state because legally it isnt considered a firearm
      Rayquaza 27 jun
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    • Alright, this comment section should be fun
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    • Where the fuck can I buy one pleas
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    • HEAT UP CRACK THE RAD WAY 😎
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    • Any ifunniers don't go to china
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    • Lawyers are waiting for the lawsuits to happen with this one
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    • Can men get Anti-Slut spaz 12 shotguns with folding stocks? I mean fair is fair
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    • Yeah that's kind of a bad idea. Pepper spray was a better idea but if you someone used that on someone because they annoyed them(trust me there are people like that) you could really hurt or k1ll them.
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    • That’ll run out of fuel before I run out of motivation
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    • I'll start respecting women when they have equal social standards as men
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    • Not all women should receive respect.
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    • 3300 degrees? Youre telling me this can boil steel...
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    • Fire sward
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    • I think my bullet does more damage just gonna put that out there
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    • aw man I want a flamethrower I wish I was a women not fair
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    • That dildo is fire
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    • Guy: “Hey lady, you gotta light?” _Lady: “Yes, I have one.” * she pulls out this little flame thrower and burns the guy’s face off*
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    • What the actual frick is wrong with china
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    • Boutta light my birthday candles like a fucking boss
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    • Cant wait for psychopaths to try and act like this is a good thing
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    • Just buy a glock 43 for goodness sake!
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    • Fun fact, flame throwers aren’t federally restricted, meaning anyone can own one
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    • I am a man. Tell me where I can find this so I can. Uhhhhh avoid it
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    • That's a crazy ass dildo.
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    • Man is. Sonic lookin bitch git tf away perv *pocket flamethrower *
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    • I'm gonna get one if I can. What are they gonna do, pull down my pants and check in the middle of the store?
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    • give
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    • The moral challenge of is flipping up an Asian girls skirt worth getting lit on fire
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    • I'm a guy but I'm buying this
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    • Respect everyone who has not given you reason to disrespect them
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    • People won’t sh00t someone but yeah let’s give em 3rd degree burns that get infected then they’ll die of sepsis!
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    • That’s enough to ignite fucking thermite
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    • Does anyone else realize that the overreaction from the far far left, not the moderates, but the actual Never trumpers or ant ifas types they are pushing segregation against whites and not even just white. white males are the epitome of evil in their eyes. Thats actual sexism & racism
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    • Me saying hi to a girl but because she doesn't find me attractive I get set on fire.
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    • ??? So men can't use it? Or is this just to trying to appeal to the dumb lesbians
      Doctor_O 27 jun
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    • Yea women will just use this on everyone
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    • Just get a gun... Oh wait China
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