child: dad I got you a present.
dad: wow a bag child: no inside
dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
CJ_meme_lord CJ_meme_lord
25 dec 2020
child: dad I got you a present. dad: wow a bag child: no inside dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
wank to be a protlem
would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem...
You won't be, Ant.
wank to be a protlem would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem... You won't be, Ant.
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
Her: What you wanna eat?
Me:
QUABBELS QUABBELS
26 mar
Her: What you wanna eat? Me:
Pm 4) aros
Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley
SHOENICE
AltoonaAltara
25 sep 2020
Pm 4) aros Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley SHOENICE
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
FucK vou
OWing-
SC
Stoy
Watt
ChickenLegsMcGee ChickenLegsMcGee
21 sep 2020
FucK vou OWing- SC Stoy Watt
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Adult Adult
10 jun
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
therothinator
23 sep 2020
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
be Tale lale by
Standi
SimplygRed
standing by
Red/ Buttons
Rad
standingIiby
GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HERIAN MUNSTER WAS AlWAYS SMILING...
wrangler_DTOM wrangler_DTOM
3 dec 2020
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HERIAN MUNSTER WAS AlWAYS SMILING...
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her: