• Chicken Wings Now Classified As Vegan
Since Chickens Don't Need Them
Anyway
Yeah, thes beg time
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    • So like, milk would be vegan because the cow doesn't need it?
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    • Do you get your chickens wing circumcised
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    • Yea I’m a vegan myself. I only eat chicken wings everyday for dinner now. It’s impacted my life very positively
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    • What's your favorite flavor of chicken wings?
      Sp4wn 6 sep
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    • Eat more fish
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    • So is it not cannibalism too eat a humans arms and legs? We technically don't need em.
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    • Fuck vegans. At least the very annoying ones that shove it in your face
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    • If you left out the sauce and just had chicken with some spice, that’s the zero carb diet aka carnivore diet so you’d be a vegan on a strict carnivore diet.
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    • What the fuck lol chickens need them to fly
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    • Their just gonna turn all the meat into "VEGAN" food so they can eat it
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    • But then how will they fly
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    • Them vegans just wanted to eat some chicken wings
      Zazery25 7 sep
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    • It’s because they wanna act vegan to put a good title on them but they actually like meat
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    • Cock ring
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    • I have an amazing home made wing recipe. If yall want pics lemme know, and I'll dm one
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    • Lol sorry vegans but that’s not how it works. Now go eat your cauliflower wings pussies
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    • KFC harvested my cock, just for its wings... At least they kept the head on
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    • Your move vegans
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    • Foundry 6 sep
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    • I mean... they’re not wrong
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    • I understand vegetarians, but I don't understand vegans, but each to their own
      AppleAss 8 sep
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    • I could go for some deep fried appendix
      ahawke 8 sep
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    • U guys know that chickens do fly right? I live and work on a farm and have seen chickens fly across my fields and keep on going.
      HangingH 8 sep
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    • What
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    • My cum tastes vegan
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    • You guys know that chickens can fly most people just clip their wings or in words for non hick folk we cut some feathers and make it where they can’t fly.
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    • They do need them though
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    • Thighs are the best part on a chicken
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    • Could you imagine chicken having their wings surgically removed for chicken wings lol
      DE4DMAN 8 sep
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    • content not available more
      Alax24 7 sep
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    • In that case your appendix, gall bladder, and right lung are all vegan.
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    • That’s not how that works
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    • Interesting fact, for something to be vegan it has to be ethically and harmlessly taken from an animal. So the removal of a chicken wing isn’t either of those things. But, that does mean that semen from almost all animals is vegan :)
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    • vegan isn’t just what animals don’t need...
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    • This is a good idea since they will start eating only the wings, drastically lowering the price of the rest of the chicken
      Cream314 7 sep
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    • Then eggs are vegan because chickens don’t need them
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    • Vegan means it dosnt come from animals
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    • I had a dream last night that this guy loved chicken wings so much he hurt people for them, then this monster took his forearms and then sowed his nubs to his torso and burnt him into a chicken wings. My mental state is not well
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    • My cock might as well be vegan too then :(
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    • That would be closer to vegetarian, if at all
      FoxyBork 7 sep
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    • I'm taking your left nut
      Smallpp3 7 sep
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    • Technically no animal needs its meat after its dead soooo
      dibbidy 7 sep
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    • I completely hate myself
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    • Yes cuz those chickens are still alive
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    • Eggs aren’t vegan but chicken is
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    • Being a chicken is automatic kos
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    • So we could amputate them and let the chickens live?
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    • Spicey nugs you mean?
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    • What
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    • False, wings still come from a chicken, and are therefore not vegan. I believe the word your looking for is vegetarian.
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    • So then all animals are vegan? If they are dead then they don’t need their body.
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    • Orcs: What about their legs? They don't need those.
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    • This means human foreskin is vegan, yum yum
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    • Do you think bacon is vegan because you don’t really need skin
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    • Vegans are finally coming back
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    • It hurts to eat them for me
      IceByte 7 sep
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    • Ah, so you put a big brain time on a headline. I suppose I will just bend knee and agree without looking for in-depth details behind the publisher and the article.
      Masumii 7 sep
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    • That's a good point, then let me have your arms please. Don't worry it's not cannibalism since you don't need them anyway 👍
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    • So what's the best place to get wings? Or what's the best brand to buy from?
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    • pizza is already legally a vegetable. I'm about to go full vegan
      KingArx 7 sep
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    • Chickens do ducks don’t tho
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    • Flat is the best part of the wing fight me
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    • It came from an animal
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    • Well, if an animal is slaughtered it doesnt need any of its parts. So I'm now vegan.
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    • How
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    • Ever wonder how they find the wings on a buffalo?
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    • But the wings stop fall damage
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    • Not like there’s enough fuckin meat on them anyway
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    • Well I’m vegan now
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    • Works for me
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    • This is a joke from craig of the creek
      Demur_ 7 sep
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    • I could go for some wings but I'm stuck in the hospital with stomach flu on a full liquid diet. At least the tomato soup was homemade
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    • So either we eat them and are part vegan or vegans eat them and they are part us now. Which would you want
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    • Vegan= NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS. Normal= all things can be food
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    • Sounds like eating meat with extra steps
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    • Guess I'm vegan
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    • Guys, human legs are vegan
      Just_Zip 6 sep
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    • I would say vegetarian because Veganism is not partaking in any part and byproduct of a living animal. So your girl who says she’s vegan and swallows your load isn’t vegan
      Tankari 6 sep
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    • Chickens need their wings
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    • It would be vegetarian since cows don't need milk, but vegans don't consume milk anyways
      Quolack 6 sep
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    • Yeah not when they are dead
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    • Vegan is any animal based products even if they don’t need them it’s still from an animal Ik it’s a joke but that’s Retared
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    • Chickens can fly you know....
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    • As said by the man, the myth, the legend, Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor, "Huuuoowehhh?
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    • What about drum sticks... chickens don’t NEED to walk...
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    • Cows don't need all that milk, chickens don't need unfertilized eggs
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    • You dont need your toes. Give them to me now.
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    • Look this nerd doesn't know chickens can fly
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    • clussyy 6 sep
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    • Eggs are vegan confirmed
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    • I’m not pro vegan or anything, but that’s dumb. Vegan is animal products. So what if the chicken doesn’t *need* it. It’s still part of the animal.
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    • Let's just start slowly classifying pieces of meat as non meat, and trick vegans into eating animals. Haha lol such hypocrites
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    • Not how that works
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