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    • That aint nothin, our showers in middle achool were shut down do to how much piss was caked on the floor, and there was no door leading to it, so we were changing in what felt equivalent to what the jews musta felt in the chambers
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    • Nothing compares to a can of axe exploding from heat inside of a locker in the boy's locker room. The guy was on vacation and he wasn't there to open it, so it took 3 days for the school to get someone and be able to break the thing open. The smell of axe still lingers to this day.
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    • AXE BOMBS!
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    • Boys in middle school used that much axe because it was their first time smoking weed and they didn’t know how to cover it up properly
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    • It’s not just fucking boys though. It’s the girls too. When I was in junior high, there was this huge pile of clothes just sitting in the corner, collecting stink and no one would claim anything out of it because they kept blaming the other classes. One time, when I was in eighth grade, we were (1)
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    • Axe was designed by women so they could easily identify which men to avoid
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    • Y’all talking about the boys, but y’all know how nasty the chicks were with that shit? I walk in the classroom and am literally PHYSICALLY taken aback by the ass and flowers smell.
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    • Yall acting like women dont do this shit with their perfume. Walking down the hallway and get hit in the face with a wall of whale puke.
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    • We used to tie zip-ties around fabreeze bottles and chuck them into different classrooms at random. Every now and then kids would scream ‘FaBreeze bomb!’ And jump out the windows. Was funny as hell until brad forgot he was on the 2nd floor. Broken leg and his Twat mom almost ruined my summer
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    • DOUBLE PITS DA CHESTY
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    • A can of Axe and a rubber band is a chemical weapon.
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    • More like ass
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    • remember axe bombs?
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    • Me:say axe Boy in the locker room: okay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxe
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    • Had a girl tell me i used too much axe spray once... ive never used axe spray. Just walking through the boys locker room was enough to over do it.
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    • Anyone have people make axe cans continuously keep spraying and throw them in the locker room
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    • I used to carry 9 different canz to assert my dominance in highschool lol my best friend chris used to get pissed when i created a fog wall of axe mf used to look like i was goind to walk into a boss fight
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    • I remember the worst two fucking months of my high school junior year where the fucking freshmen started the axe wars where you would just fucking spray axe everywhere it only stopped when some kid who was allergic to it nearly fucking died and the school started confiscating axe spray bottles
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    • Axe body spray stands to make more money the more you use it and even they’re telling you to chill tf out.
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    • Aaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxeeeeeeeee
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    • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
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    • I honestly don't mind scents of any kind no matter how strong so long as they smell good. There were definitely some people who over did it but I honestly kind of liked it.
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    • Middle Schoolers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    • Yo what the fuck happened to DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY?????
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    • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaxe
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    • Never forget the days of axe bombs flying over lockers. Someone shitting in the shower and leaving it running to cause a beef stew slip. One dude getting a handy over in the corner
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    • Didn’t it used to be “I’m a manly man”
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    • Double pits to chesty
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    • I knew a guy you would spray it into his mouth in middle school and huff it cause he said he got high.
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    • well I mean, a southern gentleman will be like “ayyyuuuccks
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    • they shut down an entire hallway at my school bc like 3 cans of axe exploded and you couldn't walk in that area without coughing your lungs out
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    • The boys locker room in middle school was always a nice mix of Anarchy, Twist, and Rise
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    • Honestly when you're in middle school you smell absolutely horrible,even when you put deodorant on if yqou even barely start sweating suddenly it's like you havent showered for a week. I'd rather my fellow man drown themselves in strong smelling axe than walk around uncomfortable all day wondering(1
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    • In my middle school we would bust the tops off on the benches in the locker room and toss them over to the next row of lockers as they would spray until empty
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    • aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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    • It got to a point in my school where they actually banned it
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    • Well why do they freaking pressurize the cans
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    • Jimmy from south Park
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    • I thought that said “balls” instead of halls, and I became very concerned.
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    • Shower in a can
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    • But... Double-Pits to Chesty, bro?
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    • I was in 6th grade & It was the day womens axe came out, a bunch of the girls decided to spray it around in the halls. Eventually the boys joined in too and 10+ people had to get sent home because the stench made them physically sick. Axe was banned the next day
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    • Everyone just wear peppermint. Smells good, good for you.
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    • When I have a lisp
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    • Middle school boys “who can say Axe the longest?”
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    • I was at a camp and some of the boys would barge into other dorm rooms and spray a whole can of axe and then run off, it was so annoying
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    • They just say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXE"
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    • Spray until half the can feels empty
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    • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxe. Done!
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    • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxe. Well I took my shower for the week.
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    • One can equals one application. Boom done
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    • That's because their first direction was to spray a giant torso X.
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    • Middle school boys: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxe
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    • I'm in the 6th grade and there are still people doing this there is a kid on the other side of my locker in the locker room and he sprays himself from head to toe and I want to beat the living shit out of him. And the worst part is he always stinks it just makes it worse
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    • There once was a kid in my gym class that dropped a bottle of super strong cologne on the floor. It shattered and the smell was so strong, some people actually felt nauseous.
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    • Anyone ever throw an axe bomb into someone's cabin at camp? 😂
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    • We would tape down the triggers and use em like gas grenades
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    • If only the boys back in middle school knew this😂
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    • I knew this one guy who literally popped open a can of axe or some other super strong cologne and left it in the back cup holder of my car. My car smelled like him for a whole year. (It's a coupe, so it's not like I'm ever checking the backseat)
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    • Didnt use body spray in middle school. Had gym 1st of the day, put on some deodorant and let the haze of body spray from all the other dudes permeate my soul. Also my locker was #420
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    • Aaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxeeeeeeee
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    • Still too much
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    • Middle schoolers be like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    • I call it ass. So when I smell it I say, "who sprayed ass"
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    • Or, you know, just get a stick and rub it on instead of just *fwiboooooooooosh*
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    • Just don’t fucking use axe. There are a bazillion different cologne scents that smell better than axe
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    • Actually at target in the art isle and I’m dying bc of axe. I guess someone tested deodorant because the medicine soaps and hygiene stuff is right across from craft stuff at my target
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    • What happened to the double pits to chesty
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    • One time when I was in high school, one of my friends got pushed into the stall in the locker room and got doused with the shit from all sides
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    • Aaaaaaaxxxxxxxxeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - middle schoolers
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    • Ok so I'm homeless, and I go to the gym daily to workout and shower. And this other homeless dude who happens to be filthy sprays a shitton of the stuff and every time I think he's done he sprays on some more. Now it smells like cheap body spray and stale piss
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    • The guys that did this never showered and walked around smelling like cheesy armpits and aerosol
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    • Some people be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEE"
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    • Let me tell you I was a RANK ass pre teen. You either got my BO burning your nose or axe it's your choice
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    • I was in middle school and I had this friend who was allergic to spray fragrances. Her air way would close up. So one day some kid was wearing too much and she inhaled some and start coughing and choking. I told the teacher and she wouldnt let he step out even though she was basically dying.
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    • Best thing to do was tape them down and throw them into rooms to gas people out. Had so much fun beating people with aluminum bats when they ran out of their rooms because of it. 12/10 would definitely recommend.
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    • I can taste the smell of axe after reading this post
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    • Or, you could just use actual nice cologne. One or two sprays on one wrist, rub wrists together, then rub a wrist on each side of you neck and bam now you have proper proportions of cologne.
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    • Cologne and perfume tip: fragrance should be hinted at like a double entendre, not announced with a fucking battering ram
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    • Made an axe bomb and threw it in a sub entry. Reeked for 3 weeks.
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    • We used to have fuckin axe WARS. They would fucking open random classroom doors and spray a shit ton at their friends, then run to the next before the teachers could catch them. And they'd also have them in the hallways between classes.
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    • Once in high school, the locker room was almost misted with so much axe. Someone asked "anyone got a lighter?" and we all bounced
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    • Axsssssssssssssssse
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    • Middle schoolers be like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxeeeeeee
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    • Our locker room in middle school was off limits for a day or two because all the guys sprayed so much axe that it became dangerous, so gym was cancelled and we just played on the tennis court till it was time to leave
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    • Lmao
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    • What if the person has a stutter?
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    • When I played hockey, we would pop the nozzle off the axe cans, smash them into the ground so they got stuck spraying axe indefinitely and threw them into our friends locker rooms while they were getting dressed
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    • I've seen a dude crack open a brand new fucking bottle of axe and spray that entire fucking thing on him until it was empty as his way of showering after gym
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    • There were 5 kids who had seizures in a single day bc of axe being sprayed in my middle school. No joke. It was terrifying and anyone who had axe had to turn it in at the office. I ran over to a girl who was seizing and used my sleevecuff so she wouldnt bite her tongue off.
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    • I once had my friends spray me with six cans of some chocolate axe after P.E. and after like a hour into another class people just started vomiting and then that caused others to vomit. I was suspended for two days and not allowed a spry can deorderant and just the gel stick
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    • When i used axe spray i did it the way they did it in the commercials shoulder to waist on each side real quick real light never had any complaints
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    • They said Axeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee^2
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    • Everyone knows it's Double Pits to Chesty.
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    • It didn't exist back then because it was created FROM those disasters.
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    • middle school boys be like "aaaaaaaxxxxxxxxeeeeee"
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    • Boys: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxe"
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    • Middle school boys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXE
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