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    • The signs men really need.
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    • Bitches be crazy
      Heracle 17 jul
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    • No one: A horny sloth:
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    • [3 months later, other sloth shows up]
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    • that’s not even half as loud as black girls after eating hot cheetos
      itall 1 aug
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    • Female sloth when she’s horny:
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    • Sloth sex also takes up to 72 hours
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    • My husband never has to guess. I usually come up behind him, slide my hand down the front of his pants and tell him I need dick. There's really no reason to play games and shit.
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    • Male sloth: you horny? Female sloth: YAHYEEEEEEEEET
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    • CVNT5 1 aug
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    • All time favorite cartoon
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    • The Male sloth showing up to her place 5 months later:
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    • But if a male sloth is 700 meters away it’s gonna take him a week to get to her
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    • @black girls
      Slapzie 1 aug
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    • *The mating call of the Roomba.
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    • By the time the male sloth gets there she won’t be in the mood anymore
      Oplock 1 aug
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    • I still wouldn’t get the hint
      Nivlem 7 aug
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    • Huh, my girlfriend does that, but for the opposite reason
      RichyDP 1 aug
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    • *someone screams while being murdered* "Oh damn she must want some dick I should go over there"
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    • So can black girls, sloths aren’t special
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    • Black girls at 7 am
      Sunnyy 3 aug
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    • She waited for two weeks until she saw him, in the distance. Slow and steady. She can already feel his slow moves as he puts his long ass cock in her tight ass pussy.
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    • Lol fake- females never want sex
      Karenina 1 aug
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    • and then male sloths will stop at nothing to get to the source of those screams so goes both ways here
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    • Oh so that’s why she was screaming and yelling for help when we were fucking she was just really loving it
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    • Where do I find these sloths?
      Shnowman 1 aug
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    • *Takes all day to get to her and finds out she’s in another tree*
      madjakk 1 aug
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    • She wont be horny by the time the male sloth gets to her
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    • Once while I was attending a firework show a random girl screamed “I’m horny come and get me “ and like 9 guys started looking around for her. She was just fucking around but they took it seriously
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    • Instructions unclear, fucked a sloth
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    • "Is that a tornado siren?" "Naw, man just some fuckin horny sloths
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    • But women don't have sex drives
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    • :)
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    • Our bard does that...
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    • I wish a girl would scream for me
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    • A sloth that’s 700m away will take 3 years to get there.
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    • I scream for ice cream
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    • On god?
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    • That would b so much more clear than "I'm headed 2 bed"... how the FUK am supposed 2 know that means... cum rearrange my insides 4 the next half hour.
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    • Thank God. I thought the screaming meant they didn't want it. Thanks for the clarification
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    • You fool now all of China knows what you’ve done
      juke119 1 aug
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    • Human women need to be this open this subtle stuff confuses us
      alexmig 1 aug
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    • This would be very helpful for humans to do
      iEdison 1 aug
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    • Smh, I must be living 701 meters away then...
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    • It probably takes a few days for a sloth to move 700 meters
      Zplandis 1 aug
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    • Singles in your area be like
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    • Imagine if girls did this. Shit would be so much easier
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    • YO, LEMME GET THAT DICK
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    • Damn people really think saying same and mood is funny don’t they
      Grim1176 1 aug
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    • This is how you leave “signs” not giving us some elaborate puzzle to figure out.
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    • While one virgin can scream to 8 billion people all at once online and still die a virgin.... shame.
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    • So sloths can scream for sex and it’s okay, but when I do I I’m “not supposed to ever come back to 7-11”
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    • So. Black women
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    • Sloth sex only lasts for about 5 seconds. The only thing they do fast
      Billothy 7 aug
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    • I wish my girlfriend was a sloth, at least then she would be silent all the god damn time.
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    • Meerkats are actually the rapists of the animal kingdom. They grab females by the neck then just go at it.
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    • My girlfriend just takes her cloths off and lays her leg over mine knowing i cant resist but when i feel pussy its already wet she had planned this
      IymWet 2 aug
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    • LOL
      Shade 1 aug
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    • Female Sloths
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    • 700 miles is like all of los Angeles
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    • Me too, bitch. You ain't special.
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    • Female colleges when they are angry and cranky.
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    • I mean I thought putting his dick in my mouth was a pretty good indicator, but ok.
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    • Take notes ladies
      Nurple 1 aug
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    • 700 meters is equivalent to 2,296.59 feet and 0.43496 miles.
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    • I read that as 700 miles. Got a little worried
      Brett5s 1 aug
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    • hoes mad
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    • *takes male sloth 4 months to get there
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    • Tomio 1 aug
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    • If only human women were that straightforward lmao
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    • DoomXYZ 1 aug
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    • Sloths are slow as shit, if they make it 700 meters you better expect they want something for it
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    • The only women that scream for sex want you to download a virus
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    • What women think they're doing when giving the most encrypted messages and hints
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    • Same
      Cori 5 aug
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    • The male sloth's mating call sounds terrifying
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    • ....but how long does it take the male sloth to travel the 700 meters to get to her? Will she still want sex by that time?
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    • Sloth- someone come and beat this pussy up
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    • Was funny until someone replied
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    • Broooooo this chick goes to my college
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    • I’ll tell you whhhat, cats do it to and it’s annoying asf.
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    • The Male Sloth:
      noncon 2 aug
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    • They scream “ Oooo, I’m SO drunk !”
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    • I shall use this tactic
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    • Babe why haven't you been screaming as much since we got married??
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Why does this sounds like it would be super relatable for some people
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    • Hot singles in your area be like
      EnPeeCee 1 aug
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    • Thank god we have phones.
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    • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, fuck me!
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    • What is so special about sex? Not that I have anything against it, I'm just curious.
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