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    • “Due to the circumstances at hand, I was not able to perform this specific task”
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    • "Due to a plethora of various unreasonable events, I am currently incapable of providing the services you have have requested of me, at this given time."
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    • Due to certain circumstances in this particular situation, I am unable to either grasp, perform, or assist in the undertaking of the given action assigned to me, on this day in history And I feel to inform you that I am sorry I lack the capacity or competence to perform it.
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    • "Due to the circumstances at hand, which I may point out to be out of my control, I am presently unable to perform this specific task, though I express my deepest regret on the matter"
      Jombie 8 apr
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    • Public service announcement don't mind me
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    • I currently am unable to proceed with the current task that was hence commanded by another homosapien
      JackZayas 26 may 2018
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    • I have found myself strangely unable to perform the actions or action I have just so recently realized I need to complete; be it through desire or circumstance. My sincerest apologies.
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    • Text: na
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    • "Unfortunately, thanks to current conditions of my situation, I am not able to properly perform the desired action at this point in time."
      _Sparky_ 8 apr
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    • "I am unable to be able to"
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    • "I was unfortunately not able to complete this task as I did not have the required skill or experience to do so, thus resulting in my inability to complete the aforementioned task."
      Jayrigger 12 apr
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    • The author also know as me shall not perform this task due to curtain instability to my software, consequently result in power shortage and also melting my graphic processing unit therefore emptying my battery so I am not able to perform the mission that was assigned many apologies.
      TonyHuang 11 apr
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    • my ability of doabiloty is not high enough to complete this certain task that you have given me, myself, and I, to complete at this certain time on this certain day of this certain loop year
      CrayonWax 10 apr
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    • I am unable to be able to be able to be able to be able to
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    • 3000 words is a 3 hour paper at most lmao. Get to grad school levels
      jbswel 9 apr
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    • I just finished a 1500 word paper. Fucking stupid how you have to string your thoughts along to fit an arbitrary requirement.
      Kryo 9 apr
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    • Due to my inability to comprehend what has been labeled a "task" for this assignment I will accept that i must decline your offer being handed to my pale hand this dark night on a blue moon my dear and honwt hard working good sir and/or madame or other.
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    • "I am unable to be able to"
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    • Due to unforeseen circumstances that have occurred, I find the present task at hand undoable to the point where it is not at all possible to perform it to the best of my ability. Therefore, I regretfully inform you, the reader, that I relinquish my time to execute this task
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    • I am incapable, of being able to can.
      wijibo 8 apr
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    • Unfortunately, it is of mere coincidence that I am incapable
      xercer 8 apr
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    • If you were writing a real essay you wouldn't use i
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    • Unfortunately, I am currently in an interesting state where I am not able to complete this task that you assigned me exactly one week and two hours ago during sex
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    • It is now apparent to me at this very moment in time that I've not had the ability perform this specific task for all my life and one would say that said task is almost impossible at least for me today at this very moment however as soon as it's possible I will immediately do said task
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    • Is it really this hard to write? I’m becoming a writer and I easily write 5,000 words a day, it doesn’t take that long
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    • Producing the results are far more perilous and dastardly than I am willing to risk
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    • I regret to inform you under current conditions, I will not be able to accommodate the necessary duties so asked of me.
      Kbiz3184 8 apr
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    • As a result of my current circumstances, and in light thereof, it seems to me that I am seemingly unable to conceive of the notion that is presented.
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    • I have the inability to be able to learn to can, as I cannot
      XIRPRISE 8 apr
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    • Can you don't, please.
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    • I am currently in a state of not being able to properly can
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    • Term paper: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request
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    • Instead of "can" how about "perform the task at hand" for more length
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    • "I am unable to do so" would have made it a word longer.
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    • Due to the unfortunate circumstances I am unable to perform the task at hand which leads to the conclusion that I can not perform the task
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    • This is why I find word and page minimums absolutely stupid. If you can accurately describe what your topic in few words you are good at writing
      Nintenguy 10 apr
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    • Due to the situation that is presented to me at this unfavorable time, I am physically incapable of executing this process that I have been tasked with at this current time or any other hypothetical time that might be issued.
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    • "For some unspecified and unknown will nor reason i am unable to complete the required goal you have set for me"
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    • Writing like that in college just gonna get u an f. Unless ur in communinity college than they don’t care
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    • Because of these foolish circumstances caused by a man who shall not be named I am unable to be able to do the task at foot
      Ben36lb 9 apr
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    • Y'all ever say "y'aint?"
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    • What, you guys get to actually use "I" as a word now and not get counted off for it? How swell for you
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    • And alas, due to prior circumstances, as an individual, I have found myself unfortunately unable to preform this task in particular at the current moment of time.
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    • It is currently impossible for me to accomplish the task required of me in any manor resembling satisfactory. For this reason, I will hereby announce my inability to do so, that you may be able to plan around it.
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    • “I currently find myself incapable of performing aforementioned requested exercise, due to a lack of knowledge/skill/time”
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    • I am currently unable to accomplish this task on the grounds that my current states of being, mainly both physical and mental, are not up to the minimal required standard for fully achieving a satisfactory level of completion upon this task that you have bestowed upon me.
      Atasaki 9 apr
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    • Due to these results I am unable to understand the full potential of my power known more popularly as "can" please understand that I cannot understand this and must not try for a second time.
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    • “I am not capable of successfully/accurately/correctly accomplishing this task”
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    • "I am unable this to comply with the current situation at this moment in time" "Bitch I said no, you got me fucked"
      7Symbol7 9 apr
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    • Until you’ve had to bullshit a 15 page research paper don’t say to shit to meee
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    • I lack the ability to do
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    • Chat: Naw
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    • First and second person are not allowed, though, so it would be “One would not be able to can.”
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      Dxtreme 9 apr
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    • Due to unforeseen circumstances of which were out of my control, I was not able to properly execute this specific task
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    • I can of the not variety
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    • As much as I wish I could have done so, my current situation negates any possibility of that event coming into play
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    • No no no, guys. It’s a FORMAL essay, meaning no ‘I’. Say, “one is unable to can” or “the writer/author is unable to can”
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    • I am unable to cum
      I_V_N 8 apr
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    • I lack the required motoric function to propogate the natural ability that which is to can. I have lost motion to my lungs that would allow them to contact and expand which as a result concludes my conscious capability! 😂🔥🔥🔥💀
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    • I can not is also grammatically correct and that’s an extra for you
      jbyang 8 apr
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    • Maths paper: Can^-1
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    • “I am unable to do so because it is not working my realm of expertise.”
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    • I am physically unable to proceed the action of canning
      skqke 8 apr
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    • IFunny: Can you don’t
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    • “Due to the specific circumstances that this situation creates, I was not, cannot, and will not preform this task at a high capacity compatibly to if I was able to function like a normal human being.”
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    • "It seems I am, in fact, unable to correctly and efficiently complete the task which you have provided to me and requested I perform."
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    • I am unable to do so
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    • Thus why minimum word counts are a dumb idea for essays. As long as you get your point across it doesn’t matter if it takes 1 page or 5 pages
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    • stnick6 8 apr
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    • Chat: can't
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    • You know you’ve been doing to much duolingo when you read chat as cat in French
      Stebles 8 apr
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    • You guys are using pronouns in a professional paper so actually you are all wrong
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    • "To whom it may concern, I am currently unable to aqueest to the ramifications of which the situation you have presented to me requires."
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    • IFunny: I am unable to find memes that are not at least a year old
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    • I hate word count requirements. If you're clear and concise, great! If you write a crap essay, you fail. Word count requirements sucked butt in college.
      domedome 8 apr
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    • I want iNigga
      DomSan 8 apr
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    • If you can't get to 3000 words without being a dumbass, I guess you're just a dumbass
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    • I do not have the ability to be able to get myself to be able to do
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    • Isaiah07 8 apr
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    • I am unable to deliver a ‘fuck’
      bynch 8 apr
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    • I am unable to Can’tn’t
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    • My parents: we don’t love you
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    • Do the can can
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    • I declare I am unable to attempt the action known as "can"
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    • Fluff with dates, facts, and names
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    • definitely never seen this before
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    • Yummy meme
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    • right
      moatGoth 8 apr
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    • "unable to can" makes zero sense
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    • Considering the variables and factors intertwined with the present geographical location known as “here,” the being known as “I” is not within the plausible physical parameters capable of drawing forth to fruition the desired results stated in you request
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