• Charlie
If the universe really is a
simulation, then why did they
program my asshole to be so
fucking hairy? Seems like a
waste of the coder's time
8:44 PM
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    • Why did they make the horse testicles so realistic in red dead 2? For the hell of it.
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    • It’s relevant to the story, you just haven’t gotten there yet.
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    • Hairy ass gang wya
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    • Detail is key
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    • It was part of your nerf
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    • That's the attention to detail that's the mark of quality.
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    • It goes with the random generation software.
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    • You’re their kink character
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    • spud__ 21 jul
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    • Unless it's their fetish.
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    • I’m at work and they’re having a heated debate about putting nair on your ass. This was perfect timing. What a fucking coincidence.
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    • It's like that really detailed picture of Mario's mustache
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    • Entertainment is never a waste
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    • You see you don’t remember but before you were born in the character creation screen you accidentally put the ass hair bar all the way up.
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    • Only need to do it once. Copy and past hairy asses
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    • They tried to k.ill a judge related to the Epstein case and ended up k.illing her husband and son. Epstein did not k.ill himself. Never forget.
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    • For character development, oh wait your not at that part yet
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    • Pics or it didn’t happen
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    • Easy, the amount of asshair is procedurally generated for every individual, you just happened to get shit rng
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    • Ah moistcritikal
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    • Shave your asshole/crack hair so you aren’t shitting through a wicker basket. Oh also wash your ass apparently people don’t do that sometimes?
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    • You could make a full goatee with my ass hair and still wpuld have more than half of it left
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    • Not if they use a Perlin or Simplex noise function to randomly generate hair.
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    • In case you go to prison. It’s a base setting.
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    • TinyTims 22 jul
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    • its just a random generation
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    • I’m sorry you have hair growing ON THE HOLE??
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    • Why is my shaft hairy oh well not like I’m ever gonna get use it
      2rawwww 21 jul
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    • Ah Charlie my boy, gotta luv the dude
      bolllo 21 jul
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    • It helps you BLJ faster
      Urbanxx 22 jul
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    • Rather that than broken code that puts your nose near your ass
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    • i just pulled mine out, yes i yanked my ass hair out
      Camacho 21 jul
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    • Why the fuck are ass hairs a thing like honestly they are like spiderwebs
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    • It’s because there are a lot of character customization in the options
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    • The theory also is, that we’re just a daughter simulation of one that has been created and so on.
      jesseBuc 22 jul
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    • I thought it was only me
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    • Maybe the programmer had a free day and decided to fuck every guy over as a joke.
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    • It's a wardrobe glitch
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    • Coder has a hairy ass, so everyone gets one
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    • The programmers really fucked around when they were making me
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    • So much ass hair my Diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water
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    • If there were a series of equations describing the initial conditions of the universe and its laws, your hairy asshole would emerge without the need of specific code just for that.
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    • They saved time by adding in RNG on character creation
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    • We’re all living in a simulation in a simulation this cant be real this cant be real we all rob and steal nobody dies cant really cry we all come back and we’re all right we’re in a simulation Elon Musk said its true and he’s really smart so I believe everything he says without research dont need n
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    • "That shouldn't hurt it was just an illusion," my mom said to me as she proceeded to slap me upside my head after saying "Reality is an illusion"
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    • Coder's got a kink for hairy man holes obviously.
      Dabbler 23 jul
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    • You are procedurally-generated.
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    • Why did they code me at all? Fuckin retards
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    • alskling this is like the 2nd or 3rd butt hair meme you’ve shared in a couple of days
      Westeros 21 jul
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    • If the Conservation of Mass states that matter cannot be created nor destroyed, then what the fuck did Jar Jar Binks do to my asshole last night??
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    • Thats what they want you to think
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    • It covers up the shitty rendering of the asshole. If everyones assholes were exposed the GPU would explode.
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    • it was a personal thing
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    • As a coder, I can tell you I've coded so many "butthole hairs" that were not worth my time
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    • Preparation H is my best friend
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    • Ahh charlie
      Mekanik 21 jul
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    • The coder designed you to suffer
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    • Script kitty. Script kitty.
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    • Thank you Charlie
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    • God has autism and frets over details
      Prophetic 21 jul
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    • Keep complaining and I’ll braid your ass hair
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    • Python extension
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    • RNG wasn’t kind to you my friend
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    • Moist
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    • The devil is in the details man
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    • No no, you dont understand, a hairy asshole is CRITICAL to this man’s wellbeing retard
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    • Dingle berries my boi
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    • It was an Easter egg but the simulation glitched
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    • Somewhere at 12 years old you ran into a bug.. Happens to most boys.
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    • Being half Mediterranean is sorta shitty because it gave me a pretty boy face but also hella body and leg hair
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    • If the universe is a simulation that’s means we would be to. Therefore we are most likely automatically generated randomly just like sims or something. You don’t have to code each person you just got to make a program that randomly makes people
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    • Of course it's Charlie fucking White that says this
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    • I think you’re missing the point of the simulation.
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    • Its called rng, retard
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    • Eating hairy ass is fun.
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    • Same reason why they put so much detail in a lot of the bigger games now. The little details are what people talk about
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    • Procedural generation glitched and got carried away. Sorry bro, they’ll probably fix that in the next patch.
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    • Don’t question my programming it’s all on purpose
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    • It was the dude's who made RDR2. They took the time to code shrinking horse balls and your hairy asshole
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    • Well program works with each sentry point writes his own code you chose the hairy ass
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    • Speaking of hairy assholes you should check out my song on SoundCloud called “jungle butt”. I go by battery muncher
      Mimickee 25 jul
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    • Really easy to automate that
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    • "Haha gorrilla butt"- the programmer
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    • Same
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    • It’s your fault, you bought The DLC and the season pass before puberty hit.
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    • Randomly generated
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    • Suck up your shit, npc
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    • It’s set to randomize they eventually got bored
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    • Easter egg :)
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    • Kink
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