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    • If someone even touches my door I wake up but I'm used to loud noises out my window that I sleep through its like selective sensitive sleeping
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    • Guess I need to find someone who is a light sleeper so I don’t die in my sleep
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    • We once had a thunderstorm in the middle of the night, my whole family was up trying to calm the dog down because it was going berserk and woke everyone up. Meanwhile i slept through the whole thing and apparently im the bad person. *Sad sleeping noises*
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    • Is it weird on how I never wake to anything except those hyper fucking small things, but only if they are human made...
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    • I’m definitely a mid level because I can wake up to a whisper but the train that used to pass my house at 2 am actually helped me sleep better, drowned out the voice of my mom fucking the neighbors you know?
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    • Robert
      PorkSword 21 jun
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    • I've been told by my brother and father that I can sleep talk to convince to let me keep sleeping even when I consciously asked them to wake me up early
      hurstd 21 jun
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    • When I was younger, my parents would “say” that they woke me up, and that I even responded, but I would have no memory of doing that. Not even slight hints. It’s like my subconscious was getting me some extra Z’s
      YoungBean 21 jun
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    • People can make all the noise they want. I won't wake up at all. I have to set multiple alarms because I have tendency to sleep right through them. Step in my room, however, and I'm wide awake instantly.
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    • Country people vs city people
      Chrisree 21 jun
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    • Growing up sleeping next to railroad tracks and then recently 30 yards away from the 75-85 10 lane section of highway in Atlanta I’m used to sleeping through just about any siren or engine, but if the floorboard outside my room creaks or my door clicks I’m up immediately
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    • I was in Japan, school trip, and we had 4 in a room, toward the end of the day 3 of my friends wanted to grab a small snack down the street but I was too tired to do shit so I stayed and fell asleep. APPARENTLY my friends came back and banged on the door and violently jiggled the door handle to-
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    • My girl is such a strong sleeper that I can shake and literally shove her off the bed and she won’t wake. I’m deadass scared that if there’s an emergency or fire I won’t be able to get her out. She instantly gets nightmares and fights me when I try to wake her up
      Jetmann 21 jun
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    • During band camp the seniors were stairwell surfing and set of the fire alarm for about 30min. I learned of this the next morning when I heard people talking about it (I slept through the entire thing). My entire section (the trumpets) and my roommate left me and forgot about me. I could have died
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    • I have 15 alarms set to earblubbyd screaming in the morning and sometimes i still sleep through it
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    • I used to sleep through damn near anything.Including a fire alarm at my apartment complex.I got woken up by loud knocking on my door.Opened it up to a cop and fireman telling me someone tried breaking into the laundry card machine with a blowtorch,setting off the fire alarms.They were incredulous-
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    • When I’m asleep nothing would wake me up! You can punch me, shake me, slap me and nothing would wake me up until it’s time!
      tenten123 21 jun
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    • I slept through a car crash on the intersection I live on but if you turn off my fan I'll wake up instantly
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    • Idk why but I can sense when someone is watching me sleep. Even in a dead sleep, mid dream. My body wakes up... anyone else like this that can explain it?
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    • Life hack for gals who are extreme deep sleepers, set high pitched alarms or noises because our brains are wired to wake up at high frequence sounds because of an instinctive response to a baby crying. It works for men too just not quite as often
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    • I slept through a hurricane at one point
      Komedian 21 jun
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    • I used to piss the bed until I was about 14 because I was such a heavy sleeper that having to pee wouldn't wake me up.
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    • This is one of the reasons I need a gf. She’ll be able to wake me up and make me excited to use my gun on a potential intruder. Or whatever made the noise, it doesn’t matter, I’m blasting something if I’m being woken up.
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    • I need a woman who will guard me in my sleep my gun doesn't do no good if I sleep through the door being kicked down
      Sdssd 21 jun
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    • So basically she died
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    • I'll sleep through vacuuming outside my room, alarms on my phone, but if someone touches my doorknob I'm awake and wondering who dares to enter my cove during sleeping hours
      Kobro 24 jun
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    • Bruh you guys wouldnt even be able to comprehend how i sleep soundly at night. I sleep sitting perfectly straight up, leaned up against something (when i was homeless a tree), and i swear physically cannot force my eyes closed. I can see things/hear, but i physically cannot think about anything.
      baros 21 jun
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    • Anyone can fuck me while I sleep and I wouldn't know it
      Phos 21 jun
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    • My mom used to vacuum my room while I was sleeping. And during a thunderstorm my dog was running around the house, jumped on my bed and cut my chest open, and I didn’t wake up until my mom came in and screamed bc I was bleeding
      aj518 21 jun
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    • Honestly, idk if this is just me but sometimes I panic just over little stupid things like, if I get in the car I could die or if I go in the water I could drown and I just freak myself out, it sucks
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    • I’m the lower one for sure
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    • I'm the second one
      Xylon 21 jun
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    • In my house, my dad is the most sensitive, then my mom, sister, me then grandpa. Me and grandpa can sleep through tornadoes
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    • I was freaking out around like 3AM today because i swear i heard someone banging super loud on my front door and i went to check as fast as i could cuz i thought someone was about to die (maybe me) but no one was there. I would have seen someone walking away or in the porch but no one was there. My
      ynw_turts 21 jun
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    • Once my cat slept through a 2.1 earthquake
      predapug 21 jun
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    • On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the lightest sleeper ever, how sensitive are you? I vary from about 5 to 8, 5 being I sleep though everything except somewhat loud noises, and 8 being any noise at all, especially human voices will keep me awake, but sun light doesn't bother me.
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    • I'm somewhere in the middle, just enough to ignore music
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    • I dlept through a fire alarm. The foremen came inside. There was no fire, but i didnt wake up
      enderpy 21 jun
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    • I hear it all... It's just whether or not I want to awaken.
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    • Nice
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    • One time I woke up cause I could smell the food my roommate was cooking and I knew it was done
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    • I’ve fully sleep walked and made a toaster oven quesadilla before. Sister was downstairs and confused as f u c k
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    • I’m a light sleeper. My mom thinks I don’t sleep because as soon as she touches my door I sit right up. But I could be dreaming and sit right up out of sleep...
      PinkDaze 21 jun
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    • My cousin fucking slaps the shot outta me bc she wanna get up and She dosent wake my lazy as up
      ririrox48 21 jun
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    • I’ve slept through earthquakes because I’m such a deep sleeper
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    • I can hear and feel everything happening around me when i sleep. I was sleeping and my dog got up and walked to her bowl. Without even opening my eyes i said "wait till.morning and go back to bed". My gf woke up thinking i was insane till our dog walked back in with her bowl lol. Its (1/2)
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    • Bakugo
      predapug 21 jun
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    • Slept through my little brother fall out of the bunk bed(shared a room w/ 2 sisters, I was on bottom bunk) and ‘ apparently slept through all of his crying and everyone moving about 😎 glad I did
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    • I slept through the roof being worked on 2 days last week.
      Jimbus 21 jun
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    • Im the one on the bottom. I fall asleep immediately and don’t wake up to any sound, but the full moon shining slightly through the curtains and I’m wide awake. I hate my life.
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    • I'm a heavy sleeper until my fan turns off, then I just snap awake
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    • I’ve slept through an explosion roughly a half mile away
      I8gyoza 21 jun
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    • Literally the opposite in my family 😂
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    • Nothing wakes me up. Once I’m asleep, I am asleep
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    • I'm a very heavy sleeper and tend to sleep talk. My brother told me one time that I told my dad to take a boner
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    • I've slept through a 240 firing before
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    • Me just being used to my mom being up at 5am “cleaning”
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    • When I was little we were at my grandparents and there was a tornado and I slept through the whole thing. They had to carry me to the basement because I was and am such a heavy sleeper
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    • Both tbh
      CQChase 24 jun
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    • My dad says once you have kids it changes
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    • Idk why, I can have an alarm go off next to me and I won't wake up, but i wake up as soon as anyone opens my door
      Etto_ 24 jun
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    • “Wake up, you have Fire Guard” that shit will slap you back to reality so fuckin fast
      SadGrunt 24 jun
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    • It's impossible to wake my husband sometimes. It's literally like trying to wake the dead. Yet when he turns over in his sleep I wake up for three hours
      R31Gun 24 jun
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    • Super sensitive gang wya?
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    • I dead ass will sleep through a thunderstorm but the moment I hear a dog or bird chirping/barking. I'm awake af
      JR_Riddle 24 jun
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    • I need me a good tomboy
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    • These two types always seem to find and marry/live with each other.
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    • I've slept through a tornado
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    • Random question, are you guys not able to see videos through dm chats either ??
      Titoo 24 jun
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    • Literally if someone just walks in my room I wake up. It can be very annoying at times lol
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    • I hate waking up to an ant walking across my room
      vLeftNut 24 jun
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    • My sister can have her friends over and they make all the noise in the world in her room and bathroom but ill sleep through it but as soon as someone walks past her room towards my room im awake instantly
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    • If you ever think there’s someone in your house, simply yell out, “I Got A Shotgun!” And they will surely leave
      DrFouFou 24 jun
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    • So I sleep talk and kinda sleep walk I guess, by that I mean I'll get up turn my alarm off or sit up and stare at someone and have no recollection of anything, also apparently freaked out my grandma cause I laughed in my sleep a lot as a kid
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    • I sleep harder than Mt. St. Helens.
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    • I’m jealous that my bf can sleep through an earth quake but I can’t stay asleep during a mouse fart.
      lomonipez 24 jun
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    • I have cats, sombody could kick my door down during the middle of the night and I would write it off as cats doing dumb shit
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    • Can confirm. I can sleep through a nuclear Holocaust
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    • sleep like rock I do
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    • Its cus i run awarness instead of another perk
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    • I have tactical sleep. Kids, wife, tv I'm dead. Door opens, I'm awake and conscious
      Deku147 23 jun
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    • Me and my girl are the opposite
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    • I used to wake up to the snap of a finger. Literally
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    • All that happens is that I transfer the sounds to my dream and I end up having some party
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    • I sleep like a bear but I need 0 time to get into action, so it’s catch .22
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    • Me and my bf actually.
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    • Lol "We're gonna die!" Bitch my Model 1887 is under my bed and already loaded. And if something sounds out of place, my 142lb Great Pyrenees is gonna let me know and be the first responder.
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    • I’ve slept through all 6 of my carbon monoxide alarms going off at once. It was a malfunction but still, I think I need help
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    • Bondage_Bun this about right?
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    • I can sleep through my girlfriend banging pots and pans, but the moment she whispers my name anywhere in the apartment im wide awake. I don't understand it sometimes
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    • Loud noises don't wake me up... but the very quiet ones do for some reason
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    • Opposite in my life. My wife can sleep through a tornada
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    • I have to sleep with the fan on and rain sounds on my TV because otherwise I'm hypersensitive to noise and can hear a fucking mouse fast or something else barely noticeable .
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    • Except if you live in the country and don’t wake up for the “plink” your gonna have 7 raccoons in your spare bedroom tearing up shit and terrorizing the cat (speaking from experience)
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    • Somehow im both of these
      MrGrinns 23 jun
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    • This varies from person to person not gender but okay
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    • I am the one who is a light sleeper my wife is a heavy sleeper
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    • I once slept through a tornado going through a field a half mile away
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    • Incredibly heavy sleeper im only sensitive to temperature i have my own natural alarm from some training i would hit my head everytime i didnt wake up within 30 minutes of my set time
      Tartrus 23 jun
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