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    • 21, at 0 minutes. I am crushing that number
      WarHawg 30 jul
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    • Y’all are getting kissed?
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    • Almost 18 now, I've got 0 hours in, I'm shit at this game
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    • If kissing my homies good night counts then I’m already way past that number
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    • ok_noon 30 jul
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    • Three, take it or leave it
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    • Interesting....can I have the stats for my left hand?
      HoboChair 30 jul
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    • I'm already at 20 and haven't spent a second.....
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    • 840 fucking days.
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    • And all of it will be with YOUR MOM
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    • Mancakes 30 jul
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    • "Odds are..." Well I have some news for you. By that calculation, I am a very unlucky man
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    • 25, 0 minutes. Doing great!!
      ChickDude 30 jul
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    • I have a feeling I won’t be 0 for much longer. Seriously. Wish me luck
      WowThere 30 jul
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    • Let's say you live to be 80. 2,160/80yr= 27 minutes a year. 27/12mo= 2.25 minutes a month. Lets say you start kissing at 16, thats still 2.8 minutes a month. And im not even even getting that lmao
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    • Haha, what? Minutes that I imagine kissing?
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    • So far I have zero seconds of kissing in my life
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    • Just hit 20 today. 0 mins in
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    • Repeat after me: I am not going to let the internet meme impact my emotional state. I am not going to let the internet meme impact my emotional state. I am not *sobs* going to let the internet meme *blows nose* impact my *cries*.
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    • Already at 20 and haven’t even held a girls hand, let’s goo fellow kings
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    • 0 minutes and subtracting
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    • The question is: are y’all being ironic or have you actually never kissed someone?
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    • “Research” done by a hot female “scientist”
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    • Skecchi 30 jul
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    • There’s a lot of people on here saying they’re adults and have 0 time kissing. I am genuinely curious why you guys have never kissed. Like what’s the problem that is causing you to not even receive love or affection? I feel like the only real answer is you’re scared to put yourself out there
      FakeId7 30 jul
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    • I'm 24 and never kissed a woman. I'm not even ugly just shy
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    • What’s the timer on sex
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    • I just wanna give these guys that haven't been kissed a kiss that shits so fucking good idc how "ugly" you are if you're nice and a good person you deserve to be kissed.
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    • No woman will ever love me again and I'll fucking die alone
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    • 0, take it or leave it
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    • If I had a dollar for every girl that disliked me, girls would start liking me
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    • Thangus 31 jul
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    • 25 here and I still haven’t had my first kiss
      Quakeguy 30 jul
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    • Rookie numbers... me and my sister get that in a week
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    • odds are. yea theres a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 some girl will want to hold my hand.
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    • Don’t think I’m gonna be anywhere close to that but might break the longest single record and beating my meat the most In a lifetime
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    • I decided I want pussy so I have already lost 40lbs and I’m losing twenty more
      g_rant 31 jul
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    • axmv1675 30 jul
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    • Holy shit I did the math wrong. It said 20,160. Thats 21 minutes a month for 80 years....
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    • Wait yall are getting kissed?
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    • 24, 0 minutes, 0 seconds
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    • 21 and kissless so jokes on you pal
      Slav_noon 30 jul
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    • 21, 0 minutes. Im in the lead boiis
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    • The amount of virgins on this app is rather concerning
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    • Is it me or old captain America looks like Joe Biden
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    • Guys there is hope, today I finally had my first kiss... I am 16, and I can say, there is hope
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    • dmaners12 30 jul
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    • That adds up to two weeks of kissing time. Honestly, not that much when you think about it
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    • that's 14 days holy shit
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    • The main problem when it comes to dating these days is that girls expectations are insanely high. While guys have no confidence due to said expectations
      hyjaxx 31 jul
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    • Bro I have like 8 girlfriends I do this everyday
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    • 2 whole minutes in my 17 years of life
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    • Half that and multiply it by 0, then boom that'll be the amount of time I spend kissin people
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    • That’s 14 fucking days ffs
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    • :(
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    • Lam3nt those are rookie numbers. Lets strive for a million minutes
      sss_doggo 30 jul
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    • This comment section is almost as depressing as my life
      me1245320 30 jul
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    • Dang dude. To get to thia number my whole retirement is gonna be me smoochin
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    • Does kissing my homies count? Cause if so I’ve probably already hit that number
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    • 3 take it or leave it.
      RandomGod 30 jul
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    • Fucking hell you are all so depressing. Stop throwing a pitty party and go out and do something about it. Confidence is key. Bring on the hate to this comment if you want. Won’t change the fact that you’re all moping about
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    • This is exactly two weeks
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    • I was always an outcast and considered a loser. I’m a fucking broke manlet with like 2 friends and I lost my virginity to a 10/10 babe so don’t be discouraged kings, your time will come
      SorrowCat 30 jul
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    • If only....
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    • Is that Joe Biden or not
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    • I’m aiming for the big ZERO
      Synarchy 30 jul
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    • Anyone wanna help me reach that number 😳
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    • C’mon we all thought that was joe Biden.
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    • 3 take it or leave it
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    • Nah
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    • That’s 2 weeks. That’s like .05% of the average person’s life.
      lwpack 31 jul
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    • I have spent 19 seconds so far in my entire life
      LilFryGuy 31 jul
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    • This probably averages all different people and cultures. Obviously Europeans would inflate that number.
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    • Well, if that’s the case, Pokimane better hurry up and answer my DM’s because we have a lot of kissing to do.
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    • 19 and abour 1 min so far.... going by this- i can conclude i will have roughly 5 mins by the time im 100 and thus i will bring down the national average by several days.
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    • Ifunny users have lowered that number greatly
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    • It’s actually weird how long you do it without realizing. A few years back, my first gf and I started making out one night and when we had to stop it was like 25 minutes later
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    • Are you guys all really this pathetic???
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    • well then i guess we're even
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    • 22 I’m at 0 seconds
      2rawwww 30 jul
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    • I’d venture to guess that most men aren’t going to get a kiss till much later in life. Judging from my friends group, (Including successful guys) we are going to be alone for a long time lol. 21 btw
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    • Who the fuck did they ask? Ryan Reynolds?
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    • The comment section is either dudes claiming to make 6 figures and nailing down women left and right, or honest dudes letting it all hang out.
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    • Im probably only around a quarter through my life maybe a bit less and I've accepted that I'm gonna die alone
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    • Okay well I’m almost 18 and I haven’t even hugged a girl... so idk when the fuck those 20000 minutes are gonna come
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    • I like to think I’m a good looking dude but I’m so bad at socializing with people. I need some tips
      Boeing787 30 jul
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    • Am i early or is ifunny this dead?
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    • POG
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    • Gross, contact with biological life forms
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    • I don't understand how people can be 21 and not have kissed anyone. Just fucking do it it's easy.
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    • Idk my only kiss lasted less then a second🙈🙈
      Ava_gina 30 jul
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    • All of us lonely folks should make a group chat for therapy and what not
      Weeboo624 30 jul
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    • 336 hours of kissing, that is 14 days straight
      nwinkeler 30 jul
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    • Send me your 4th pic in your camera roll I'm bored, thank you
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    • 30 years old. 0 hours. Never gone experience love and I don't care, I just wish it didn't hurt so bad sometimes
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