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How can u eat these precious
Ted Altizer
ls this rhetorical or are you looking for recines??
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    • Yeah they’re cute but they’re not domesticated which means I won’t feel guilty eating them
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    • I mean it’s pretty easy, they’re made of meat and I’m not a bitch. I’m also fairly confident that venison is probly the best meat out there
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    • The backstrap I pan fry with eggs for breakfast. The front quarters I grind. Neck meat for stew. Hind quarters for steaks, roast and jerky
      chvh806 10 jul
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    • set the crock pot to 375. Add 2.5 cups liquid, I prefer vegetable stock, add a whole onion julienned, 2 cloves of garlic, carrots, and celery. Add your venison roast packed with rosemary, time, salt, pepper, and mustard seed. Cool for 4-7 hours.
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    • Man I love some deer jerky
      Zazery25 10 jul
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    • White women really say eating meat is murder and then screech like an autist to defend k*lling unborn babies.
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    • Hunting is a lot more humane than meat bought at the store plus hunting helps protect natural habitats.
      GLoomis 11 jul
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    • If animals didn't want to get eaten then why are they made out of food
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    • With my mouth and a bud light
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    • With a shot from a 30-06 from 100 yards, field dress it so the meat doesnt get nasty from the stomach leaking if i hit any gastrointestinal organs, take it home and skin it, then cut each muscle section as is as to not mix different cuts. Tough meats get smoked, softer meats grilled.
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    • she vegan, she tlkin bout the plants smh
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    • Tenderloin is the best part
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    • Steaks or burgers. For burgers, I usually mix in some ground pork with it
      Curvz 11 jul
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    • That precious creature tastes like fucking heaven when done right. And their easy to hunt, if your even more ready to piss the vegans off and want bacon just hunt wild pig, they are dangerous at times but vegans throw fits because they are intelligent
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    • Because deer meat chili is fucking amazing. But not just chili. Deer meat in general is delicious. And also I need protein to ya know. Live
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    • Medium Rare, wrapped in bacon, and with Mash Taters and Honey Carrots
      sneerber 12 jul
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    • Well it’s gotta be dead first, so .22lr and a rifle
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    • Precious is another word for ugly.
      kanep0e 10 jul
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    • Well let's see...there's venison steaks, venison chops, venison backstrap, venison jerky, venison soup, venison gumbo, ground venison, venison stir fry, venison lasagna, venison tacos, venison stew, roast venison, broiled venison, baked venison, venison pitas, venison gyros, venison steak & cheese
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    • Trimmed into filets, cooked to rare/medium rare, salted and peppered, and served with a garlic butter reduction and sauteed vegetables(preferably asparagus) and either mashed or smashed potatoes
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    • A-1 steak sauce! it’s a game changer
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    • Backstrap is delicious
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    • How do you make deer jerky. Online recipes suck
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    • Montreal steak seasoning
      Dorado454 10 jul
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    • U make jerky out of them
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    • With the lack of natural predators and a lot of instances deer are like rats in terms of overpopulation and destruction to environment so hunting them is actually a way to control the population if you don't believe me look what happened to the hogs in Texas that would happen
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    • First step run it over while it sleeps under your tire.
      macdeala 11 jul
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    • If you don’t pool all of your hunting buddies deer livers and fry em up on the last night of the season with bacon and onions—you’re missing out on a hell of a meal and a really good time.
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    • BBQ sauce all day
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    • You can either have no wolves or no hunting. We fill a void created by past generations and civilization pushing predators away. Good: less predators on nature hikes. Con: no natural conservation of balance without hunting the exploding deer population.
      JonTarbal 11 jul
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    • I had fried Deer steak for the 1st 4 years i cried. God i missed my dads southern cookin.
      _AD_ 11 jul
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    • Okay, its fucking nature. We can't survive based on a vegetable diet. Our muscles will deteriate because the body will take protein from them.
      eagleseye 11 jul
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    • Jerky roasts steaks stews literally living from the land and to Waste nothing
      toast765 10 jul
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    • I don’t like the taste but um you can eat them pretty easily when you remember about overpopulation and the fake it’ll probably die of starvation or getting hit by a car instead both which I think are a bit crueler than getting popped in the head or chest and dying fairly quickly
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    • Rednecks, UNITE! Drop your recipes below 😉
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    • She says that but dont know what they're capable of I'm stuck in its basement I only have 2 mins of online time send help
      AntJam 12 jul
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    • I love animals, they’re delicious- Ted Nugent
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    • They shit everywhere and cross roads at the worst times.
      Umbrex 10 jul
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    • The backstraps you can chop up and make a bomb ass gumbo out of it
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    • S&P, the choice for me
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    • With salt
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    • Both?
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    • Well, if it’s for survival and food, then this person would not last long in the wild. But if it’s for a sport, eh, I’m kinda against that, but people enjoy it and I’m not going out of my way to stop them. 1/2
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    • Finally, an original meme that I haven’t seen before
      ghost6450 11 jul
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    • Overpopulation
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    • I like to contact the deer’s soul before I eat it and thank it for its power so I can get gains and fuck hot chicks
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    • Ive never understood what rhetorical meant until i saw this meme
      Thiccckar 10 jul
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    • They taste good
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    • Phexal 10 jul
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    • My favorite thing about veganism is it's automatically wrong because plants are LIVING CREATURES that can communicate and some (broccoli for example) HAVE A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM. Full disclosure I'm glad broccoli can feel pain cause it pains me to eat it.
      BigPapa98 12 jul
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    • brony 11 jul
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    • I have a hunch that wild deer are very dumb and bipolar. Also ticks, fleas, and other stuff.
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    • Getting shot is a very quick and much less painful death than getting k*lled by nature where it’s never a quick death and can be quite gruesome. I once saw a mtn lion take down a fawn and then chew on it’s leg to make it scream and lure in another deer. This went on for about an hour.
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    • I need help making deer jerky
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    • Fried or smoked usually
      kurtbart 14 jul
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    • With a fucking knife and fork
      vague013 14 jul
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    • With a knife and fork.
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    • I was licking my lips before I read the caption.
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    • Chili
      trysti 14 jul
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    • Deer
      trysti 14 jul
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    • People people I have 2 words for you.
      trysti 14 jul
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    • If I want to eat a fucking deer I'mma have a damn deer fuck yall just cause my dads a hunter doesnt mean were evil our back year has alot of acres and the deer's are actually pretty chill they are used to my dads scent and it's their sanctuary/safe haven
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    • _Leo460_ 13 jul
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    • Beautiful deer boi
      _Goku 13 jul
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    • Idk deer burgers or summer sausage slaps hard
      Fazehunto 13 jul
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    • Def the recipe
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    • They're cute, I'll give you that, but do you think predators care about their feelings? Then why should we, as long as we don't hunt them like we're the catholic church and they're heretics, it's fine
      Dovahnime 13 jul
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    • Beautiful creatures? Yes. Delicious meat? Also yes. You can like an animal but still eat it. Just like when I had two Guinea Pigs as a kid, then went to Peru years later and realized they're f$cking GOOD
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    • Deer meat is like the cleanest tasting meat
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    • Im vegetarian
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    • Deer jerky is amazing, bear steak is godly
      BigCoke 13 jul
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    • You cook the hind roast in cream of mushroom soup and beef broth in a crock pot for 6-10 hours on low, add some salt and pepper, spices, add carrots and potatoes and onion. Best damn stew of your life.
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    • If they brought seasoning, then yes
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    • With a knife and fork
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    • Animals are to eat
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    • Well because deerts are assholes
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    • They are beautiful. Why should anyone eat them? But people do and you have to respect that.
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    • That's prejudice. If your only reason not to eat an animal is that it looks pretty, you are discriminating against inherent characteristics that other animals can't do anything about. Leftist logic beating leftist messaging
      webe0436 13 jul
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    • It's not very cute when it's on my plate so that helps
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    • I’m not gonna bash the vegans or vegetarians like everyone on iFunny that’s not a diet it’s a lifestyle.
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    • Venison has a weird flavor, like not exactly gross but not really good either.
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    • I’m more of an elk person but deer is real good
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    • Let me see here. Um take a stick of butter, one egg, steak seasoning, handmade I REPEAT handmade deer seasoning and fry on high heat until well done👏
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    • Because they’re a pest that (while beautiful) can destroy the forest when left unchecked? Yes it seems ironic as loggers do the same thing, but we’re not allowed to stop them.
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    • You say that and then one busts your headlights
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    • I like mine chicken fried with mashed potatoes and gravy, Yum
      suze1 13 jul
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    • Mhmm, venison stew.
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    • Jerky and stewed. 🤤
      urdadboi 13 jul
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    • Because they breed like fucking crazy. Hunting at certain point of the year not only provides the best damn meat you'll ever eat, but also keeps their population stable.
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    • Hey hunting boar down in Texas is helping out right now
      kljs 13 jul
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    • never had deer. can’t imagine it tastes good. there’s also no places near me that serve it to my knowledge. only beef.
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    • Mmmmm. Venison
      stein5499 13 jul
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    • Raw
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    • My friend’s dad made a shit ton of glorious venison jerky a few years ago and still has some in a deep freeze
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    • Back straps are so good though
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    • Cause their absolute tetards. If they decide to run into a shot and impale themselves on the glass, that's their problem and and their going on the food list
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    • It’s a mans world not a pussy world
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    • Deer jerky be hittin different
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    • As a vegetarian, fuck ppl like that. Its nature, if humans ain't gonna eat it then something else probably will. I don't wanna eat it but I have nothing against others who do
      ChsyPckl 13 jul
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