• it's called time management, jessica
à Ljessi L @outsinned
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ijust saw a guy in the library cry for five or six
minutes and then his phone alarm went off
and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right
on back to work???
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    • Men are only allowed 5 minutes of crying a year
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    • Damn I wish I could cry on command like that. I can't even cry anymore. It feels like my tears have dried up
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    • Lucky, my local library only allowed a maximum of 3 minutes for crying breaks
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    • Niggas just emptying his tear ducts
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    • Scheduled cry sessions starts in 5....4...3....2.......1....
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    • Y’all don’t schedule your crying times?
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    • i just wanna feel again, man i don't care if i feel happy, sad, angry, i'm always in a sense of just "average" and i fucking hate it
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    • Happens when you get stressed and experience sensory overload and just need to literally vent out your angry or sad emotions for a couple of minutes to feel better
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    • Letting out your emotions is a good thing. Idk why he was doing it in public though. I feel like that would just make you look like you want attention
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    • Actually a good method for not getting sucked into self loathing, just set aside 5-10 minutes to just feel the weight of everything and then timer goes off, and switch your mentality to get back to grinding again. Not a perfect method but it helps some.
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    • Mind your fucking business Jessica
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    • Fr I think that's how a lot of guys deal, sometimes I just have to sit down and cry but in this day and age people are like piranhas, they smell weakness like blood and attack. I wish more people would get that, I can't show my real face to the world and a lot of guys can't
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    • i’m in therapy RN, after this i’m hit the mall
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    • Did you just??? Type like this??? Like, shut??? The fuck up, you’re not quirky Bethany
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    • Sometimes a bitch needs a good cry once and a while
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    • Posting porn is fucking retarded
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    • yooo, what a fuckin guy, honestly, that's really good self discipline, like holy fuckin shit, soldiers sometimes just let shitbout at work and go ham on things, but this guy, he has the ptoential to be a god damn ranger, holy fuckin shit, if he gets buff and tough, well, he already has the brains1/2
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    • That is how men work
      911oqq 28 jul
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    • Schedule your breakdowns or your breakdowns will be your schedule.
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    • It’s called being a college student, Jessica.
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    • are you guys saying you don’t have scheduled crying breaks?
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    • I do that for when I’m masturbating. I always beat the clock when beating my cock.
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    • I get in my feelings and cry myself to sleep once a month to let out all my pent up emotion. I live a pretty happy life tbh :)
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    • And you didn’t tell him to man up? Great job
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    • My man Jack from Lost studying to be come a surgeon
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    • I've noticed that I've supressed so many of my emotions that now it's hard to seem grateful or appreciative when I receive gifts and it just sucks bc I always feel terrible if I don't show enough emotion
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    • This is bipolar
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    • College finals can definitely do that to people. Especially if you say “I’ll sit down one day and review the shit I don’t know” over and over until the finals are in two days. You gotta study but you gotta let that shit out. I’ve seen similar stuff happen firsthand.
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    • He was just watching the anohana ending
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    • I really hate???? People that type??? Like....this????
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    • He just??? Uh??? Hurr??? Durrr?
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    • SHUT THE FUCK UP JESSICA
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    • It's called being bipolar Jessica
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    • Mans got a deadline
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    • I relate but I try to keep my crying time at home and no more the 2 hours a night
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    • Strenght.
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    • We’re all alone racist horny assholes that know for a fact women are the root of all problems. We’re all dead inside.
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    • If we cry more than 5 minutes we become girls and we can't allow that
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    • We got scheduled crying times, so what?
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    • Guys get used to knowing how to stop crying. Seriously im not fucking around. Just came off Kairos, I've seen it
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    • I love crying thought it feels so good and I feel refreshed after. I’m pretty sure it releases stress too
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    • “It is now time for your scheduled Big Sad.”
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    • I mean that actually sounds like a pretty good way to let it out without wallowing in misery
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    • Government mandated crying time
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    • Was hanging out with all my friends and we were challenging eachother to take the longest hits from a vape, mine had 50 and i zeroed it out, only one noticed and said man this guys got issues. I just looked at him and nodded with a saddened grin
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    • I cant cry, its never a reaction. Grew up in a household where crying was, uh, weak. Both genders never cry. Im the youngest ive almost never seen my brothers cry. My oldest bro cried once bc the stress of 2 autistic kids. Ive seen my sister cry once. Never seen the middle cry (he has a big heart)
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    • Yeah, I cry once a week, maybe twice if I need to, for like four minutes straight. It's time management
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    • I have to force myself to cry every now and again. I can’t normally cry, so it just kind do builds up. I’ll usually watch a really sad movie to get tears started, then shit keeps piling on, and suddenly I’m crying for at least half an hour.
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    • Not trying to sound like a hardass, I'm 17 and the last time I cried is when I was in a real low place, and I saw my mom crying and praying that God help me. She thought I was going to give up on life like her father did when he shot himself in front of her. Last time I ever gave thought to it
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    • My mom set timers to cry once a day when she miscarried, its good when you're busy
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    • The average cry/panic attack (similar natural responses) only last seven minutes and it can help as a coping mechanism to put an alarm to time it and remind yourself its ok after your hormones and neurotransmitters calm tf down
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    • He got it out of his system and whatever his alarm was brought him back. Some of y'all make fun of people for crying and getting out their emotions calling it a weakness then blow up a school smh my head 🙄 (not spam)
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    • Men can do thisss
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    • Man I've forced myself to not cry for so long now. Sometimes shit happens and it leaks through. It's like patching a damn with duct tape and at some point it'll probably burst. But it hasn't yet, so, positive vibes I guess
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