• You wake up one day with the ability to freeze
time at will for as long as you want with no
repercussions. What's the first thing you do
with your newfound powers?
take a nap
% psychic-sylveon
you just woke up
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    • Fuck the hot chick in class let’s be real boys
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    • End the Joestar's bloodline
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    • Crush a Japanese high schooler with a road roller
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    • Dude I’d over exaggerate my powers and do fucking Dio quotes
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    • Dick around in Egypt and basically start a cult around me until a giant muscular edgy teenager with the same ability beats the shit out of me and I die
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    • I don’t feel comfortable making these choices without acquiring post-nut clarity
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    • Drop a steam roller on a nigga
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    • The amount of rape/ molesting comments is disturbing
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    • Its weird how you give guys the freeze time with no paradox power and suddenly they are all kidnappers and rapists this comment section is kinda gross
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    • If you don’t age while this is occurring, gain ungodly amounts of knowledge then rule the world.
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    • “Yo dude, how are you always online?” Me using the power to sleep and nothing else.
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    • Honestly... I would just rape a shit ton of people ngl lmao
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    • I would make every one go insane and think they were having a stroke. I’d pause time as they were going to drink water and take it out of their hand and empty it every time
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    • Honestly, sadly, a lot of non consensual sex.
      2farr 22 may
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    • Disaster. Say I freeze time on a peaceful Saturday, and go for a drive. If I hilariously lost all control of my car, crashed, and died in a fiery explosion.. the expansion of time and space would cease, with every living soul trapped in eerie stasis while my corpse smoldered. For eternity. 😗
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    • I’d cheat on every exam ever. I mean, college expensive so might as well get that 4.0 easy
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    • Catch up on work, walk past security, get to the front of lines, fix my grades, relax a bit, steal some new shit for myself, and...yeah a bunch of other shit
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    • Freeze time, take off a womans shirt, take off her bra, put her shirt back on, put her bra on, but on the outside of her shirt, go back to where I was before, start time
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    • Freeze time in the middle of class and go to the bathroom. Those bad teachers wouldn’t ever let me go when I asked and I’d be sitting in pain for the remainder of the class.
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    • Just imagine, as much nap time as needed. My only concern is, do I age in the time freeze?
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    • Kill the joestar bloodline, probably
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    • save Jonathan from dio
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    • Drop a roadroller on someone
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    • ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE
      Kektaro 21 may
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    • Become the hero this shit hole needs, definitely not what this shit hole deserves because this shit hole deserves nothing
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    • Be able to suck the knowledge out of everything, create warp technology, skidaddle to the furthest reaches of space and live out the rest of my days with a big tiddy goth gf and 100 good bois
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    • Slap every thick girls ass I see or make them all orgasm by overstimulation for them so when time unfreezes all the girls simultaneously orgasm viciously
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    • Lets be honest here, I and you would both go on a fucking spree. Banging anyone we want. Then i'd prolly go rob a bank or kill some people or somthing
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    • We all day dreamed of stopping time and raw dogging the hottest girl in the class
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    • I’m not saying I would rob a bank...but like I’m broke guys
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    • But can you unfreeze other people? Then I would freeze time and unfreeze a girl I’m in to and claim to have no idea what’s going on. As the last 2 people not frozen in time she would fall for me then I would unfreeze time once she loved me
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    • Sooooooo many girls would start choking and coughing outta no where
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    • End the Joestar bloodline
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    • *clears throat* "Za Warudo"
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    • Scream ZA WUARDO every time before stopping
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    • Shout ‘The World’ and beat the shit out of a Japanese kid
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    • Scream “ZA WORUDO”
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    • End the joestar bloodline
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    • Rape the hottest girl in class lets be honest
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    • If you freeze time then rub a girls clit to orgasm, when you unfreeze it will she go from normal to instant pleasure?
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    • I'd fuck with people change my shirt every 30 seconds in front of someone until they go crazy
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    • Go to college wait for my professors to be logged onto their BlackBoard accounts and change all of my grades for this semester. Or find some way to change previous grades.
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    • Let's be honest with ourselves. The things we'd do if we could stop time would put us in jail for rape charges
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    • ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TAMARE
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    • Rape pillage rape again
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    • Wait y'all can't already do that?
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    • Be the ultimate problem solver. Once presented with a problem it would seem from the outside that I have the answer right away while I look for the answer in between time
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    • You expected a comment, but it is I! DIO!
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    • Freeze time and just slap the fuck outta someone who's pissing me off mid argument
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    • Honestly, I'd go steal a bunch of food
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    • I’d honestly steal money and groceries, and work out. I am unreasonably shy when it comes to working out because I don’t want anyone looking at me. I don’t like the thought of someone seeing my boobs or ass jiggle. :(
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    • I'd definitely fuck everyone I ever had the remotest sexual thought about
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    • Kill the Joestars
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    • Use it to study and learn a whole bunch of shit, during tests I'd use it to think about the problems for a lot longer (I don't like the idea of cheating), I'd also use it to fix all my grades and if you could affect your body in the frozen time, I'd work out constantly. I really wish I had that
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    • Put raisins in peoples ears
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    • All these lazy ass people saying they’d take naps. I’d probably find all cartel members, isis members, rapists, and remorseless murderers and drive them to extinction by blowing all their brains out
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    • Take out the Joestar bloodline once and for all
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    • Kill Jotaro
      Jables5 21 may
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    • Go on the crime spree of my life
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    • "256 cases of people abruptly naked out of nowhere"
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    • ZA WARUDO
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    • ZA WARUDO
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    • Nut, need post nut clarity
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    • First thing I’d do is legally change my name to DIO Brando
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    • Kill a vampire, punch my uncle in the face, dodge a rat a few times, beat the shit out of a serial killer, try to help my daughter get out of prison, and fight a gay priest
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    • Kill the Joestars
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    • Get rid of the Joestar family bloodline.
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    • I’d end a bloodline
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    • I'd pause time everyday for a few hours. In those hours I'd work out a little bit and learn as much as I could so when friends question how I'm doing it I can just say, "Magic"
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    • For one take what i want, do what i want, bitch slap those that deserve it , go into mcdonalds, get all the chicken nuggets i want
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    • Fuck my crush. Ik we all have had that thought before
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    • Throw knives at a ghost and a edgy teen who called his mom a bitch
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    • Probably a bunch of kinky shit
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    • Do some illegal shit 👀
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    • Pause time at start of my shift, catch up on sleep i missed, start up time after I wake up like nothing happened
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    • Probably go rpb a bank 🏦. Then go fuck some strippers 💃
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    • Steal money, save some lives, do some good things, fuck girls that I’ve always wanted to mash, do some more good things, maybe kill a bunch of terrorists, do some cool shit
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    • I would stright up, get rid of carbon
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    • Freeze time and never unfreeze it again so i dont have to deal with people. Live my life in a day that never ends. Then finally unfreeze time when im ready to rejoin society and live the rest of my life knowing i can escape any situation with ease.
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    • I could finally fuck that raccoon that hangs out in my back yard.. he’s usually to quick for me
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    • za warudo?
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    • ZA WARUDO!!!!!
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    • Wait, if you completely freeze time, would you go blind because light has not traveled to your eyes yet? Or would you have to walk forward to see your surroundings in the light reflecting?
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    • But do electronics work? Cause if not, I’d still have to do online work in real time.
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    • I'd probably start fucking people and then rob some banks
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    • Yeah I’m going to legally change my name to Dio and just throw knives at people while WRRRYYYYing non stop
      Vulcanicc 22 may
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    • Freeze time and slap people I do not like
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    • Eat pussy. Lots and lots of pussy
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    • There’s a whole lot of erotic stories with that as the sole basis
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    • When you say no repercussions do I not age either? Because if I don’t I’d basically be able to solve all the worlds problems. At first I’d just be studying for test (like I should be now), then it’d be working on the worlds problems on my own. Starting time again when I need to consult with others
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    • Sex is the first thing on my mind so if I could unfreeze time for the hottest guy and fuck him while the rest of the world is frozen that would be great
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    • Freeze time and put tons of things up in the air and then unfreeze it and let the noise begin
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    • Steal shit and take pics of dicks
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