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Hi I'm a preschool teacher and my husband
is a cursive tutor and our budget is 1.2
million
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    • Who here is part of that age group where cursive was core curriculum in elementary school but wasn't when middle and high school rolled around?
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    • I'm a professional furniture humper and my wife inherited money from her last 5 divorces. Our budget, 1.8 million. I also require an underground shrimp farm with discreet door.
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    • And they always have the dumbest fucking wished for the house
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    • I need a wet and a dry kitchen, and it HAS to have an anti-aircraft gun on the roof.
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    • And the husband is always a closet homosexual
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    • I REQUIRE a yoga room
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    • We NEED a sex dungeon we won’t buy the house if it doesn’t have it
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    • Nobody knows cursive anymore so maybe they’re paying top dollar for him to teach them instead of looking it up... for whatever reason...
      YourGuyCy 10 jul
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    • My wife sells crafts on Etsy and I smoke weed. Our budget is the entire state of Oregon and our new home HAS to have a 51 piece PCP assembly line and a moat
      Lumbago 10 jul
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    • Yeah, idk how the fuck those people have so much money. I’m guessing it’s just inheritance.
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    • My wife makes hair ties for babies and I’m addicted to black tar heroin our budget is 2 million we must have a forest in the back for our chimpanzees a 1000 by 1000 foot pool for our diving lessons and a cellar for our children in the city
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    • You don't earn 1.2 million you inherit 1.2 million
      Claritin 10 jul
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    • For a 1.2 million dollar house, it would probably cost on average $200,000 as a down payment, plus $40,000 closing costs.
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    • "I'm a self made arts and crafts salesman and my wife is a stay at home mom and our budget is $16.9 million dollars"
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    • I though it said horse hunter and I got scared
      _H_e_c_k_ 10 jul
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    • He wants to be in the middle of the country but she wants to be by the ocean. Will they find a place or end up divorced?
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    • Watch this get featured
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    • They make money off the stock market and real estate I bet.
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    • You'll be surprised of how much people will pay to learn cursive lmao, my mom use to teach cursive and calligraphy and she made $1400 a week teaching middle aged women. In a world full of idiots with money, greedy smart people always win.
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    • Hi me and my wife just don’t have fucking jobs our budget is 6.2 million we must have a sustainable lava mote a full sized church and a 1:1 scale of the capital building in the yard
      Adampazaz 10 jul
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    • “My wife is a Craigslist hooker and I’m a twitch simp, our budget is $5.5million
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    • And the husband does not care about which house they choose and the wife is the pickiest fucker on the planet.
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    • They be wanting a single family house in the city center with parking
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    • That's because those shows are fake. But no body ready for that talk yet.
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    • Because they live beyond their means and they want to appear wealthy on tv by having a big budget
      aug2404 10 jul
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    • They got good side hustles,She's a got an OnlyFans on the side and he's a male Stripper.
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    • “I brew homemade koolaid, and my Spouse breeds hamsters. Our budget is 1.7 million
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    • I'm a liberal and my budget is tax dollars!!🤪🤪
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    • Cursive does look rich
      IanIsMe 10 jul
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    • It’s called not having kids
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    • "I sharpen pencils for a living and my wife Janet paints mushrooms blue. Our budget is 6.5 million dollars."
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    • Shit me and my wife make 160k a year total and I didnt want to go about 240k for a house
      Mtg_EDH 10 jul
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    • IRS, where you at?
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    • I’m always amazed when I watch house hunters international they get so much culture shock and then you find out they’ve never even visited the country they want to live in before. One lady didn’t know that there was literally a sea right next to the German city she wanted to LIVE in.
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    • This app be like: “let’s feature the same fucking thing over and over again”
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    • My 7th grade English teacher just taught me cursive b4 school every morning, then I taught my brother
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    • Rich parents
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    • Trailer park is best house
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    • When I was in high school not to long ago I did ta for the elementary school and they were still learning and required to do cursive I think it’s just that once you get into middle school they don’t care
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    • Some of the degenerates in this section be like "yeah its white privilege"
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    • i can do you better “ i am a part time harmonica tuner, and my wife is a stay at home mom, our budget is 4.5 million”
      scrowtum 10 jul
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    • I mean, it's possible they saved up for a few years
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    • World would be better off eithout cursive
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    • If you own a daycare, that budget is kinda low
      SkidPaper 10 jul
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    • They get paid that much they must sell drugs
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    • And then they'll complain about the color of a room like they can't repaint
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    • Phexal 10 jul
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    • WHERE IS EVERYBODY
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    • Do you guys not have money
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    • Krystal 10 jul
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    • & I teach retards that think they know it all like the person who posted this. I’m sorry retard
      tfo1212 10 jul
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    • They put the biggest pieces of shit they can find on these shows just so we actually react lol. Nobody wants to watch a nice dude buy a house he likes without bitching or acting stuck up.
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    • 666th comment
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    • inheriting money is a real thing folks
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    • I be sittin in the waiting room for the dentist and see that shit
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    • Spot on
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    • They invested Tesla
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    • Me and my girl are looking for a house - The shits wild out there man. Houses within our price range aren't like super hard to find, but definitley difficult. I will say its a humbling experience.
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    • Its called not burying yourself in a crippling debt by staying within your means and saving up for years lol
      Stalros 12 jul
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    • I still write in cursive in college and folks think I’m strange because of it. Oh well!
      Stargate1 12 jul
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    • Craig and Stacia are looking for a 2 story A-frame that’s near Craig’s job in the downtown, but also satisfies Stacia’s need to be near the beach, which is nowhere near Craig’s job. With 3 children and 9 on the way, and a max budget of $7, let’s see what this realtor can do.
      EekAMouse 12 jul
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    • I’m a freelance hamster trainer and I tune harmonicas part time. Our budget is 950k
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    • People know that show is also fake right? They already bought the winning house before filming.
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    • Idk good Cursive is becoming hard to come by these days, he might actually be making that 1,160,000 a year bro XP
      KukriV1 12 jul
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    • This bit was stolen from a cards against humanity vid by the vanoss crew still funny tho
      bhill 12 jul
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    • That’s because they have investments
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    • mommy and daddy money
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    • I meet ppl who say shit like that. So frustrating
      jjnoreen 12 jul
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    • That shows 100% staged
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    • Frrr wtff
      Cloutloud 12 jul
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    • What does the little flame next to peoples handle mean?
      sokudo54 12 jul
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    • I wonder if they get payed to be on the show and that amount factors into their budget.. cause lets be honest who is gonna watch a househunter with non-expensive houses..
      Vices 12 jul
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    • That's called privilege
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    • Definitely a white thing
      _Red_Guy_ 11 jul
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    • It’s either that or it’s like I’m a kinder garden teacher my husband is a insurance agent and we have a budget of 400,000 but we wanna live by the beach 6 bed rooms and a massive kitchen
      THEQTIP 11 jul
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    • Cursive tutor probably makes more than she does because they haven't taught cursive in like 10 years
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    • Me: “I work in the medical industry, my budget is $0.05
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    • Once saw a gay couple, 1 was a elementary teacher and the other a taxidermy worker. And the budget was 1.5 million. How tf
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    • I will never forget the one episode where the guy’s number one condition was that it had to have 12 stairs no more no less.
      jace4604 11 jul
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    • Nah it’s more like “we want a 6 bedroom, 5 bathroom palace in San Francisco with a new kitchen, patio and pool and our budget is $200k”
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    • Y’all really never heard of loans?
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    • Ahh back when I went to private school we got points off for not writing in cursive
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    • “Hi I’m Vanessa and I watch paint dry, my husband stares at marbles and our budget is $2.4 million”
      Gleambo 11 jul
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    • Yeah, but the shows give you extra money for doing the show
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    • "We're are worthless trust fund kids looking to give back in the easiest, simplest, most fun way possible without feeling much pain or frustration. "
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    • It’s called being financially responsible
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    • My wife sells trimmed anus hairs and I’m a hemorrhoid cream salesman. Our budget is 2.3 million. We’re looking for a house that has a room for making our life-sized models of characters from the Cleveland Show, and an outhouse for our mentally handicapped parrot
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    • And now back to white ppl renovating homes
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    • I'm a pan handler and my wife is a hooker. Our budget is 13.9 million dollars.
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    • Nah the husband is moderately successful and the wife is a nagging leech draining the life out of him
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    • Savings
      DREDGE540 11 jul
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    • Thank will give out loans you can never pay back
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    • Stocks
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    • Most people don’t realize houses are crazy expensive anyways but you can make payment or take out mortgages. You don’t have to have the best job in the world to live in a nice house. You’ve just gotta pay a little bit a month for like 40 or 50 years😂
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    • Wasn’t it proven that show is made up? The homes they “pick” is already the homes they own or is a family friends
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    • I have a weird spot near my testies that if I scratch it I can feel it near my nipple.... 👀
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