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Glass headstones
Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so
I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right
position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus
achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.
There are two kinds of people
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    • Found T H E W H E E L
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    • “Neon gravestones try to call...”
      BasedGoku 18 jun
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    • Y’all making fun of ‘two types of people’ but how many times have we seen the same ‘duality of man’ joke
      Spoinky 18 jun
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    • I would place a dildo on top of mine so the guy/girl working night shift would have something to do. It’s not gay if I’m dead
      3xcalibur 18 jun
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    • Until a rioter shatters your tombstone because you were white
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    • Don't go negative on me
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    • tWO TyPeS oF PeOpLE
      VspTylore 18 jun
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    • Ok real talk: how come everyone hates on other social media’s culture, if tumblr decides to use the same 8 reactions that’s how tumblr is
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    • I cant wait for the hundreds of comments with "tWo KInDs oF pEOPlE" making fun of these tumblrtards like we get it already jesus fuck
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    • Here comes the W H E E L
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    • I like how he said “ i would position mine” like he ain’t dead
      KikiLevin 18 jun
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    • Fun Fact! Pizza Hut doesn’t use graves!
      Pizza_Hut 18 jun
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    • I want a dildo headstone so I can bring people pleasure after I’m dead
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    • As someone who works in a cemetery; those will need to be replaced once a month, save your kin some grief and buy a normal flat stone
      MrOranj 18 jun
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    • I want to be cremated and my ashes used to grow a walnut tree. That way the rest of the world can eat my nuts.
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    • Imagine how easy those are to break...
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    • semeMdaeD 19 jun
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    • Imagine it was broken by someone years later and since nobody remembered who you were your grave was then unmarked
      TheSpoi 18 jun
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    • It’ll cost a fortune. My mother sells plots and such at a graveyard. That shit is expensive. In her words “Dying is the most expensive thing you’ll do”
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    • Here comes T H E W H E E L
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    • I’m the guy who sets firea
      TRAvus 18 jun
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    • Its all fun and games until they all shatter
      BKIND 18 jun
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    • I would position mine so during a specific time, a map will show for anyone that read all four books.
      StJac0b 18 jun
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    • Imagine playing football in this graveyard
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    • Easy to smash
      MLGtbone 18 jun
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    • Then you have the asshole rioters (not all protesters) that would smash them
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    • I’m tryna get that thing where ur buried in a pod and turn into a tree
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    • Its always cloudy in a cemetery.
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    • How are you gonna make that work. It’s too low to set any house on fire
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    • You would not position anything... you would be dead
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    • Black rioters with rocks to every white sounding name
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    • Bring out the tumblr wheel of reactions
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    • Bring forth
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    • Phexal 18 jun
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    • tumblr moment
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    • I'd make one out of one way glass to trap light and glow heavily and blind drivers and plane pilots
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    • Doesn’t matter black lives matter terrorists would shatter them in a heartbeat.
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    • There are two kinds of people There are two kinds of people There are two kinds of people There are two kinds of people There are two kinds of people There are two kinds of people There are two kinds of people
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    • If Gibby could die he’d use one of these
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • F1rst
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    • Series of Unfortunate Events
      Neyamavu 20 jun
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    • Just wait until it hails outside
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    • Jelly stones.
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    • At what angle would the sun shine onto a roof through a tombstone? It would have to be below the ground with no obstruction or the house down on a hill or the tomb up high as shit
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    • Cal of duty. Martyrdom
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    • Person they hated continues to live and moved on somewhere else in life*
      nismod32 20 jun
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    • Or so it shines a bright ass light Into their bedroom right at sunrise. Fuck with them everyday, make them suffer
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    • I would hide a carving of my face in it and put a light behind it. Then i shine like the bat signal forever.
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    • After the first time, the roof is replaced with a metal one, so there light reflects right back off again.
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    • How would that work if your gravestone is on the ground and unlikely to overlook any buildings from a hill? Retard
      Voicemail 20 jun
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    • They had lit up chairs as a marker for the Oklahoma bombing
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    • The perfect crime. What are they gonna do?
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    • One day, the light passing through makes the shape of the person buried there.
      Jaboopy 19 jun
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    • It would be fun to let a child with a baseball bat run through a glass graveyard
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    • “There are two kinds of people” shut the fuck up Jesus Christ
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    • Tumblertards need to die
      iiiii79 19 jun
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    • A house next to my towns cemetery has had pretty consistent fires between owners
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    • My fat ass thought is was a popsicle
      Zinkoff 19 jun
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    • How would that be getting revenge everyday I’m sure they would only let that happen once, maybe twice if they don’t know what’s causing the fire.
      imzaddy 19 jun
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    • Great idea until someone smashes them.
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    • Ok but seriously so pretty
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    • Sounds like series of unfortunate events lol
      fuckoffok 19 jun
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    • Forbidden popsicle
      GuezMan 19 jun
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    • They look like Neon Gravestones
      zayda1 19 jun
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    • Finally an easy to destroy headstone
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    • I would suck on em like lollipops
      safEhavEn 19 jun
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    • Calm down Count Olaf
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    • And the third! Where you do nothing
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    • Ive struggled with biting my nails my whole life. Today i got my nails long enough that i could actually use clippers on them!
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    • Sebass07 18 jun
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    • Im gettin me mallet
      FeetSaber 18 jun
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    • Bruh, make it to when the sun hits it from a certain angle, it reveals a map to some unknown treasure that turns out to be a 7 of diamonds and a note that reads “is this your card?”
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    • Yeah except you can't "position" them however you want. Its up to the cemetery.
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    • I’m the second person
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    • See, everything about that post was cool. Except for the last comment. Fuck that one
      stole 18 jun
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    • Did you know traditionally tombstones are placed facing the East because that’s the direction jesus is supposed to come from and during the rapture the dead will rise first?
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    • It would not work every day tho
      taterboyy 18 jun
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    • All fun and games til some shit head kid decides to go tombstone clubbing and sees these gems
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    • DEPLOY THE WHEEL
      Licuado 18 jun
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    • Old meme
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    • Sorry bud you don’t usually get to place ur own headstone
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    • How would u position it if you were dead. Fucking idiot fucking moron
      Fuckin_A 18 jun
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    • Except it’ll be in a cemetery, not near houses, and will either be removed after one minor fire or the house just won’t be rebuilt
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    • They look like candy ngl
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    • When I die I want my ashes mixed with cement and molded into a ouija board then placed in a cemetery. Imma haunt some fools in the afterlife.
      whybother 18 jun
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    • Bro these are beautiful
      asscrust 18 jun
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    • I thought they were normally made of stone so asshole don't go smashing em.
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    • Peach’s castle minigame on super Mario sluggers
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    • Then when the groundskeeper is mowing and runs over a rock. Your fragile ass headstone getting merkd
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    • it would only work once a year at best 😢
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    • Those would be great until the next protest, then someone would find them "offensive " and smash every single one.
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    • "Burn the house of who I hate!!"🤣🤣
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    • They look like candy
      jadert8er 18 jun
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    • Fuck you
      squirm 18 jun
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    • The duality of man
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    • Those look like that I couldn't afford an actual headstone headstones
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    • It’s cosmo and Wanda.
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    • Lots of burnt grass...
      GlGGLES 18 jun
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