cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture
@ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel
'Ada festival ke
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
PB xtarsappho
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century
Baroque painting this reminds me of"
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
22 sep 2020
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture @ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel 'Ada festival ke Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593) PB xtarsappho My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of"
If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
UNILAD.CO.UK
'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53
Magnetic Balls Up Penis
jjohnnaanthonyy Sh
He got some balls of steel
Reply # 26
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
UNILAD.CO.UK 'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53 Magnetic Balls Up Penis jjohnnaanthonyy Sh He got some balls of steel Reply # 26
Mando during S3E1:
made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
DarkSavior DarkSavior
11 feb
Mando during S3E1: made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
This woman will put bees in your office
can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
Doctor_shrek Doctor_shrek
12 may
This woman will put bees in your office can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In
iotiorbinks why
Reply are
lian xperience
Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer.
I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
10e749103701jdne 10e749103701jdne
21 sep 2020
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In iotiorbinks why Reply are lian xperience Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
MY BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME...
hg le
voyailage eglal a
Aysl Aysl
25 sep 2020
MY BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME... hg le voyailage eglal a
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
PyroStaticAK007 PyroStaticAK007
20 nov 2020
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
ChickenWar ChickenWar
25 jun
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500