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    • MFs in Canada: “Yes I would like it in a bag”
      Oshawatt 4 jul
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    • If i was a cashier i’d probably laugh. Even though it’s a dad joke it still mildly amuses me
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    • Walmart cashier
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    • Ikarudo 4 jul
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    • I hate when I have no line and finally get a break from dealing with customers and then people come into your line like, "Oh, you look bored" or "Seems like you needed something to do" and I have to put on my customer service face and laugh along
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    • All Canadians confused now
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    • I hate people who make the same shitty joke over and over it just isn’t funny and I’m tired of fake laughing cause of your shitty jokes
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    • Canadians: please, thank you
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    • The cashier:
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    • fucking Canadians
      Xylon 4 jul
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    • I prefer half in the plastic bag and half in the paper bag, hbu guys?
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    • CANADA GANG
      setoman5 4 jul
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    • I like mine in meat bags I think they're called women?
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    • As a cashier, I’d probably laugh at that just because I’ve never heard that before. But for real, stop overusing jokes on cashiers
      McDrip 6 jul
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    • why y'all playing? This shit is real in Mexico with soda. They'll offer you the soda in a bag or in the bottle. If you say you want it in a bag, they'll put it in a ziplock bag with a straw and keep the glass bottle it came in. I know a couple people who learned that the hard way.
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    • That’s what they do in Canada lol
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    • Fucking Canadians
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    • Canadians:
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    • Ive never seen a Walmart cashier wear a hat like that
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • After 4 years of working as a cashier and asking that question, I have actually never heard that one
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    • The shit cashiers go through
      Yatsuto 4 jul
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    • *laughs in Canadian*
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    • Canadians be like
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    • Haha jokes on you, we have to be our own cashiers at my hometown walmart 😂
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    • How am I even supposed to answer that
      Edor22jr 4 jul
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    • Bag milk gang rise up
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    • Remember in elementary school when we got milk in plastic bags and you’d have to jam the straw in just right
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    • Confidence Tip!! You won't become that cool guy you see in the movies by sitting at home playing video games all day, go out, enjoy what this world has offered us! Life experience is one of the main things that gives the confident, cool men their confidence and coolness!! :)
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    • Pretty fucking much
      Azelf 4 jul
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    • Phexal 4 jul
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    • Hah! Never heard that one before
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    • If that happened, I would look them in the eye deeply as I poured the jug of milk into their bag and lose my job.
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      Vappy 4 jul
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    • C A N A D A
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    • In Canada we have bagged milk
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    • Milk is underrated. Milk is good as hell I want milk
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    • Whenever I get fast food with my dad they always ask “is it for here or for to go?” And my dad always replies “to go here”
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    • Canadian cashier: do you want your milk on a bag? Canadian dad: it already is
      Epic_Ham 7 jul
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    • I work at a hardware store and sometimes on the register, i hear this shit all the time and it is annoying
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    • Smii7y
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    • fuck you if u do this
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    • I used to work at a gas station here in Texas and a British woman said she needed $20 on pump 2. I held up 2 fingers and said "On #2?" She got offended but then said "wait this is the US, you're not flipping me off" and walked out calmly. I forgot reverse peace hand sign is the Brit Middle Finger.
      THAWTHUG 7 jul
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    • Happened to me a while ago and I had a good laugh. I'm a cashier at Walmart it sucks it's good to have some humor sometimes
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    • Please dont crack a joke about how you just printed the $100 bill i am testing. I have to, its policy, and you are the dozenth person today to say the exact same thing about it being freshly printed.
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    • Walmart doesnt sell milk?
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    • I’m your dad woogie woogie woogie
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    • I worked as a cashier at Walmart for three months and this never happened. I feel disappointed. Let down. Like I never got to the peak of cashier enlightenment ✨😔
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    • Dad jokes are honestly the best😂
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    • Thought this was a Europe meme
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    • *Laughs in Canadian*
      oofme123 7 jul
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    • canadians
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    • The first person to hear it laugher way too hard and now we’re all paying the consequences.
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    • or how about the "i didn't see a price tag, must be free then hahahahah" fuck you diana i hope you drive off into a ditch on the way home
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    • I appreciate a good dad joke
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    • Milk
      ULbite 6 jul
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    • When I was a cashier and I asked if they wanted the milk in the bag and they said yes, I would act like I was going to take the cap off. Very few let out a smile :(
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    • I feel like that’s the last dad joke he said before he left me
      Sintinat 6 jul
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    • I work at Walmart. An old guy shit on the floor yesterday and smeared it on the walls
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    • I haven’t done anything other than self checkout for years because I’m not trying to wait 10 years for someone to bag slower than me
      stayve 6 jul
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    • Trying not to laugh my ass off in a public shitty now, thanks
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    • I promise you, we wish you’d joke with us.
      spon 6 jul
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    • I try to crack a joke when possible. I dont know the level of how much customer service sucks but if I could relieve the stress, I'd like to try
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    • Fucking Wal-Mart? Yall get groceries at Wal-Mart?
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    • I'm running off four hours of sleep,, on minimum wage,, please, have mercy
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    • Canadians be like
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    • When would they ask that though? Who tf bags milk?
      Eric972 6 jul
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    • “Sorry ma’am this item is a defect” “so it’s free then?” “No”
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    • You don't need a bag. Use the fucking handle to carry it, you lazy fuck
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    • Canadian be like 👁👄👁
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    • This is a joke until you realize that autistic people in other countries actually buy their milk in bags
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    • Hold up I’m An American and I remember having bagged milk. And I won’t fucking lie. That’s some of the best and coolest shit out there.
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    • I had to run back into HEB after my mom got to the car with the groceries and realized she forgot butter. When I was checking out with just the butter the lady asked "is this all" I said "yep, just my lunch" and she actually laughed. Best joke I've ever made ngl.
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    • oml if people start sayin this shit
      RamonaF 5 jul
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    • Nah, that's how I look when I ask them if they want their milk in a bag and they say yes like it was common sense.
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    • Honestly I would have laughed at that one. I never heard that one somehow.
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    • This one is still funny
      Troast 5 jul
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    • I swear, Walmart employees must automatically drop IQ levels when they hit the clock.
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    • I’d like it in the tiddie
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    • I’d proceed to pure the milk into the bag
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    • I choked
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    • I kinda get how other get tires of the same joke again and again but I've always laughed at jokes like that when working in customer service. It's nice to know they're trying to make my day better with a silly joke even if I heard it from every other customer that day.
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    • I kept the milk out of bags along with other gallon jugs with handles bc why would you want a flimsy plastic bag to support it when you have a better handle, but that didn’t stop ppl from putting in a bag
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    • In Canada it comes in a bag
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    • My sister worked at target and a lady handed her a hat full of milk
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    • It’s super convenient when you have it In a bag
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