• Carl pazram, history's most sadistic
serial killer, once said "Fm sorry for
only two things. I'm sorry that I have
mistreated some few animals and that
I'm unable to murder the whole damned
human race."
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    • Emo kids in high school
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    • What's his iFunny?
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    • Not saying I agree with him, but I get it
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    • Get a load of this fucking retard, guys
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    • This is true! He also said things such as, "I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it." He also said, "Today I am dirty, but tomorrow I will just be dirt." He claimed 22 murders and over 1,000 acts of sodomy against boys and men. Filling in for my master. InfoChecker
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    • The first "we dont deserve dogs"
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    • Aaaaah, yes, #31614...one of Leavenworth's finest
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    • I didn't see anything that would imply he was any more sadistic and your standard sadistic serial k!ller? You can't just make a claim that someone is the "most sadistic" anyway, because that's pretty objective.
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    • I’m not saying he’s right but I understand to an extent about hating everyone
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    • Did some research, among many other things he was arrested at age 8 and 11 for drunk and disorderly. His parents sent him to a training school when he was 11 and burned the whole place down when he was 13. This was one bad mf’er
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    • Retarded nihilists be like: “woah that’s deep”
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    • Niggas will get lightly roasted ONCE and then start idolizing this mf
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    • And I thought my jokes were bad
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    • of course history's most sadistic serial kiIIer is named carl
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    • What's his iFunny
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    • Extreme animal activist be like
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    • Looks like Dr. Phil
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    • Wow I support a serial kil ler I'm so quirky and edgy
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    • Imagine thinking someone like this actually has a point
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    • I had a really fucked up dream I k1lled a cat and I've been really sad all day
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    • Literally proves my point that more psychopaths that would kil people like animals
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    • Dr. Phil?
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    • What a fuckin egg
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    • Haha pussy nihilist retard go cry wah wah the human race is bad hung by the neck till dead ass bitch
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    • Carrrrrllll, that ki//ls people
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    • Bruh if you wanted to do that you'd become a politician
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    • They didn’t even fucking spell his name right
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    • Would you punish all for the sins of many? What right do you have to make such a choice
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    • I understand
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    • Reddit be like “wholesome”
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    • Hobbes reincarnated
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    • Most sadistic? An opinion being presented as fact? Cringe
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    • Isn't this what leftists currently believe?
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    • He also diddled little boys so
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    • Goddamn, nigga was crazy
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    • Fucking metal
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    • I ain’t sayin I support him, I’m just sayin I understand
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    • Such a horrible person
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    • honestly tho, were pretty damn bad ;-;
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    • Naw it was Carl from Jimmy Neutron
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    • Haha animal good people bad haha please updoot
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    • This guy is my hero.
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    • I'm not condoning home, but... well yes I am condoning him actually
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    • So he wasn't a kiIIer, he was an introvert
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    • No no, he has a point
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    • People are probably going to glorify him now.
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    • I honestly don’t understand how someone can value animals over human life, it just makes no sense to me
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    • I agreed with this
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    • i like this lad already
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    • Same bro
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    • New role model
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    • Except for harming ANY animals, same, dude. Same.
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    • Dumbass Misanthropists be like: HE LIKE DOGGO! UWU!
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    • Sounds like any tumblr user
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    • Progressives probably be okay with statues of him.
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    • I mean I think we should all die too he's not wrong he's just extreme in his actions. We are the worst thing that ever happened to this planet
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    • God, he's my idol
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    • I'm guessing a ton of childhood abuse made him fucking hate all of humanity. What do you guys think?
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    • fair enough
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    • Litty dude
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    • There is no human race.
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • All it takes is one of these fucks to get a launch code or old Soviet arsenal item.
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    • If carl was successful, would the world have ended, or would he have saved it?
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    • Big mood.
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    • I’d let Carl Pazram stab me in the eyeball until I die
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    • I can see his thought process but
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    • After this past month in America, I can understand why some person would want to murder the human race
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    • Shame. He could have had a great career in an abortion clinic
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    • He looks a bit like Dr. Phil.
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    • There are as many as 50 active serial kiIIers in the US at any given time, according to the FBI. So probably closer to 100.
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    • Cringe
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    • Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve
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    • My man!
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    • I understand this
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    • Just another dr. Phil rip-off
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    • Wholesome 100 he saved the animals (keanu chungus approves)
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    • Sounds like a dog retard “omg my dog is so amazing I value animals lives above humans” it’s just this guy is a psychopath
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    • Oop- can relate. exactly, to it.
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    • Same
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    • Why did they not let him continue
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    • That's fair tbh
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    • Ivo Shandor ass motherfucker.
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    • Mood
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    • Ahhhh so he was a furry
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    • Honestly Trump's bloodline and a few others could really just vanish and it'd be fine
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    • Even if you’re quirky and hate the human race, I wouldn’t unironically or even ironically support a man who fucked little boys.
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    • The movie "Ki11er: a journal of murder" is a good one that depicts his time prison when he write his book. Very good.
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    • After seeing people during quarantine ...I understand I dont support but understand
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    • This dude also had a preference for raping guys
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    • I approve of this post.
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    • redditors have existed before reddit, insane
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    • Typical eco-fasist
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