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    • Does he really need to?
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    • Data 15d
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    • Could you not get me addicted to hentai? That’d be great thanks.
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    • When archeologists find a tomb with writing that reads "pussyritz42"
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    • Imagine all the stone carved hentai on Roman ruins if Julius got addicted to hentai. At that point he's just giving the Senate more of a reason to stab him to death.
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    • If time travel existed however, then this would have already happened. Meaning this "meme" wouldn't exist because it would already be our reality.
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    • Until cleopatra kills you for political reasons
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    • Just don't let bigus dickus catch you when you get ceaser hooked
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    • Caesar wouldnt like hentai because he actually accomplished things in his lifetime
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    • You know what’s sad? Fat people are usually poor now and healthy is wealthy
      jkromes 14d
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    • People still think cleopatra was beautiful even tho she was an inbred, hook nosed, uggo
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    • You know all he really has to do is introduce ceaser to hentai and let the course take itself
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    • When you're fat and want to live in an escapist fantasy where no one tells you that you're the most disgusting thing to live
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    • Common misconception. Fat was still not attractive it was just desirable to marry someone fat because they would have money
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    • So that why ceaser got killed. They found his hentai
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    • The whole fat people being attractive in history is a myth. It was good to have some meat on your bones if you were a woman but being fat was recognized as unhealthy (source: Galen). Men who were fat were not attractive period. That’s why art and sculptures that exist aren’t of fat men
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    • Except you’ll die within a month from the poor sanitation and diseases. Modern people couldn’t survive back then.
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    • Do you even know of Caesar? He was obviously into multiple penetration
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    • i actually invented time travel in 2035 so fellas, expect big changes
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    • Living in royalty in those times would still suck cocks compared to being middle class now
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    • I think we all would atleast smash one historic female(or male) just for the satisfaction.
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    • Julius Cesar is a man of culture, it’s pretty obvious why he doesn’t have to explain it
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    • Cleopatra used to have sex with men and then execute them. The men knew they’d be executed but did it anyway. That’s a powerful pussy
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    • So who here thinks chicken bacon ranch pizza is fantastic?
      Sobean 15d
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    • Ceaser didnt show up to the senate meeting because he was cranking 1 out to lolicon
      TVLOGoS 15d
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    • Fat wasn’t attractive it was husky, fat was considered gluttonous and sinful. Learn the real history before you go running your cock sucker. Oh and she would most likely not like your hairy fat ass because Egyptians were like the Greeks and Romans, they like tone muscular bodies.
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    • Big Fuckin anime tiddies. There’s your explanation.
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    • *Furiously takes notes*
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    • How could you not get Cesar addicted to Hentai.
      h_row 15d
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    • Cleopatra probably wouldn’t be very attractive by today’s standards
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    • Oh great and mighty emperor, I come bearing valuable gifts from the Far East.
      Spy_Fox 15d
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    • I'm 6'3 and I want to fuck Cleopatra
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    • It’s hentai. Just show him some trap hentai and beating meat in public will be a global custom in no time
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    • It's pretty self explanatory, the material just needs to be presented, addiction is inevitable.
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    • The question isn’t HOW he would get him addicted - it’s WHY? What does the world gain by this? Some weird hieroglyphics that make most people uncomfortable?
      lunae 15d
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    • What’re you gonna do give printed pictures of hentai Julius Cesar
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    • Cesar was a notorious horn dog so I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t minds drawings of naked women
      elminty 15d
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    • you forgot the part where she will sleep with anyone as long as they agree to get executed in the morning, people married for politics back then so you sure as hell wont be doing that
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    • Like if your addicted to hentai
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    • Why do I get this funny feeling that the Julius Caesar part is actually the easy part.
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    • Does he really need to explain how? It’s pretty simple... show it to him
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    • You don't have to try to get him like hentai, he just will...
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    • God speed you glorious bastard
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    • It’s all fun and games until you stub your toe and die
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    • Anyone can get addicted to hentai
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    • Duh so he didn't have competition with Cleopatra
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    • Caesar historically fought against anime and is the reason we don't have living catgirls today. A true hero.
      Hextasy 14d
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    • “Julius, this is what we call a loli..” and that’s the end of it.
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    • Show him anything from our modern era and he'd probably get addicted.
      aproy 14d
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    • Cleopatra was the queen of a very wealthy country she didn’t need to marry for money she fucked Caesar because of political shit at that point the Mediterranean would haves strong middle class and lots of prosperity and jobs being fat would be unattractive because yes you might have money but the
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    • Until cleopatra dies of disease and you must sacrifice your organs along with her
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    • Julius would be all over that shit
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    • Or how he will make a time machine...
      orionfl 15d
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    • Same way japan got the rest of us addicted to hentai.
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    • They found Jules scrolls and know he was a freak anyways
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    • Just show him hentai...
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    • I make a time machine, and kill that degenerate before it posts this
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    • I still dont know what OP means
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    • Cleopatra was a clever woman. Most of what she did was politically motivated. Some random fat guy on the street wouldn't help her goals. But julius ceaser getting addicted to hentai seems reasonable.
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    • Just to clarify Cleopatra was apparently ugly. Just sayin
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    • My favorite part of this is how OP is a degenerate who should off himself, and he thinks that his degeneracy is fine and is a personality
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    • 6’4” 290 lbs. Take me with you.
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    • That’s why he got stabbed
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    • Getting Julius Ceaser addicted to hentai is pretty self explanatory
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    • Ill donate right fuckin now
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    • Actually being fat was not considered attractive. That’s just fat propaganda made by fat people because back then all fat people were rich and if you insulted them for being fat you’d probably get destroyed
      KoreaFA 15d
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    • So being fat wasnt considered attractive that's just fat people propaganda.
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    • You guys remember друг?
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    • Julius* "I find these drawing of Asian women fascinating. So colorful and vivid. And the jiggle effect. Sugoi X3"
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    • He forgot to mention that there would now be hentai hieroglyphs
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    • Good luck learning ancient Egyptian or Latin
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    • I keep reading "orange julius"
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    • And the Romans found small dicks more attractive so you got that going for you too
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    • But living as a minimum wage 40 year old is literally a higher quality of life than royals in ancient Egypt.... so have fun with that
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    • It's easy just show him once then hes addicted
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    • Modern day fat is different than olden day’s fat. If you’re big today, you’re MASSIVE compared to the “fat” people who were seen as more attractive. Are you a bit overweight? Like not much, just a bit ahead of the bell curve? Congratulations! You’re what they considered attractive!
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    • Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Cleopatra kill people she had sex with and wasn't she really ugly
      lHentai 15d
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    • Brutus and Ceaser back to back
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    • The dude fucked. He would've loved hentai.
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    • While ur at it kill Shakespeare
      batchad 14d
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    • Ok but we already know he failed bc history
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    • Some things are simple enough that no explanation is required.
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    • To be fair, ancient civilizations drew porn, too.
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    • Julius seems like a hentai kinda guy, so it probably wouldn't be hard
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    • Julius Caesar starts asking traders where japan is
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    • R/neckbeard
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    • You missed the opportunity to get Julius Addicted to juuls.
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    • im pretty sure thatll work itself out.. i mean.... its fucking hentai
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    • It's hentai, need I say more?
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    • Ahahaha you fool I am 6’5” and fat so my kickstarter will do better than ypurs
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    • I'm 6'5", I'll take it from here fella
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    • Romans loved porn
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    • Just show it to him
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    • It’s easy to get someone addicted to hentai
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    • So, here's the problem, the historic and tribal idea of "fat is beautiful" actually refers to being just a bit above what your doctor would call a healthy weight range, as it showed both wealth and self control.
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    • He's actually not correct. When Cleopatra was alive, there was heavy Hellinistic (Greek) influence on Egypt that formed their ideas of the "ideal" human form. This form is the same form that we consider ideal today, and it's been around since, like, even before Alexander the Great.
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    • I really shouldn’t have laughed at this post so much, but I did.
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