Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age.
Asking $3,500 OBV
SlyPenguin SlyPenguin
23 sep 2020
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age. Asking $3,500 OBV
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section.
@firearmchronicles
AdaptiveCombatRifle AdaptiveCombatRifle
7 dec 2020
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section. @firearmchronicles
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
When she ask you what
your finger game is like.
SirLongflop SirLongflop
17 jul 2020
When she ask you what your finger game is like.
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
x93_ x93_
25 sep 2020
My wife was stressing and having a rough day with her work projects
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
Gum_Gums Gum_Gums
14 sep 2020
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
me: *goes to a website for the first time*
kavsQ\
the website:
me: *goes to a website for the first time* kavsQ\ the website:
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
AFloridian AFloridian
3 mar
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive
if
Important News: Lana Rhoades Is Single Again
chance for Faramtr, Captain of Gondor. to show his quality
mb230
3 mar
if Important News: Lana Rhoades Is Single Again chance for Faramtr, Captain of Gondor. to show his quality
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 oct 2020
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
KingChroma KingChroma
23 sep 2020
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens