• "Can you teach me to drive, or get a job,
or apply to college?"
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    • Y’all got some shit parents
      Oshawatt 4 jul
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    • And never ask for help
      __Monika 4 jul
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    • Asking for anything and the answer always being no just makes you stop trying after a certain point
      Cayne98 4 jul
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    • I’m teaching my 16-year-old brother how to drive, had the sex talk with him, buy him condoms and other supplies. Kids really need that support and someone to talk to when they’re worried.
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    • YouTube raised me
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    • Or how do to be afraid of new people and make everyone around you uncomfortable because you were never taught when yo socialize, Im literally the best at that
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    • Please change the curriculum so I don’t have to learn 12 levels of math just to use 6 of them in an everyday job
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    • “Made with mematic and depression”
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    • 1 like = 2 squats, trying to get some thunder thighs
      Avaior 4 jul
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    • FUCKING THANKS - They also laughed when they talked about how I was a mistake and my extended family wanted me aborted and only gives me gifts cause they feel bad, I hope they all fucking die
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    • applied to college by my damn self, got my jobs by my damn self, bestfriend taught me how to drive and taught myself how to drive stick
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    • Ya’ll have shitty parents my parents taught me all of that and I didn’t have to ask
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    • Filed my own taxes this year, parents first reaction was to scream at me. I needed to file them so I could apply for a college program, and they had basically refused to help
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    • I distinctly remember point in my childhood where my parents were about to do something the wrong way. I knew it was the wrong way, but I kept my mouth shut because I was afraid of the minute off chance that I was wrong. I’ve started to grown out of it but it’s not comforting that your own parent1/2
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    • I dont leave my room unless im going to work or eating/bathroom stuff. Every time i open my door i just get shit on and reminded of how much of an idiot i am
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    • Also confiding in my parents with secrets only for them to throw it all in my face when there’s an argument ruined my trust in them and I will never trust them the same way
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    • This isn’t a meme, you just had abusive parents
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    • I’m going to be 19 in a month and they still won’t let me behind the wheel. They say they know once I start driving I’m going to leave and it’s like???
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    • best i can do is make you afraid to turn on the car’s interior lights
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    • but why is it so hard to ask my parents for simple things
      _nyah 5 jul
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    • So I asked my mom how to properly fold shirts yesterday (bc I just made up a way and did that since I didnt know how) and she yelled at me for the better part of 10 minutes saying how im incompetent and should already know
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    • Yea I don’t get that. Asking for things is how you get better, why are we expected to be born perfect
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    • My parents litteraly told me that I am controlled by fear, deadass just said: " it works honey that's why everyone loves how well behaved you both are"
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    • YouTube and and Cousins raised me
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    • My Dad did both. He's a good man, but most likely bipolar
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    • I like this watermark alot
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    • 21 y/o and about to get my license in three days. Teaching myself to drive.. Got my first car from my brother. It has 200k miles on it and I still have to change the break pads and replace the battery. :) It is worth about $100. My oldest brother was given a free car, free college, and still gets...
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    • I honestly should've asked more questions but when both parents are working it's tough to
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    • What they really need to teach is how to become "Financially Secure" by creating a written financial plan.
      GLoomis 4 jul
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    • ‘Twas my older brother and my girlfriend’s (now wife) parents who taught me to drive, apply for jobs, do my taxes, and everything needed to become a functioning adult.
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    • I can’t drive with my dad, he’d scream if I did 35 in a 40
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    • “You can do it you’re smart”
      fenfen23 4 jul
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    • I have jobs, but how do I correctly quit? It’s been almost three years at my two starting jobs but now I have to move onto better jobs. Idk how to quit and neither do my parents. Any tips
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    • Nobody taught me how to drive and never drove before my test. I passed my driving test no problem
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    • Can't wait to try out this new "social anxiety" skiII, hope it's not just another crappy debuff like the other ones I got. .
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    • Am I the only one that would think of the best way to ask and then go back and forth while my heart began to pick up speed before asking?
      J2theB 4 jul
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    • YEP I still can’t drive cus I need adults (with licenses) to drive with me to practice.... and my car is being used by my brothers right now but every time I asked she said “why you trynna learn so quickly” like I’m almost 19 and can’t fucking drive it’s pathetic Jesus. I wanna do my own shit
      Twar 4 jul
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    • All my mom did was yell at me when I was trying to find a job
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    • My parents never went to college so they couldn’t really help me through the process. But they absolutely taught me to drive and gave me tips for applying to my first job. How afraid of y’all of your parents to ask for that shit?
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    • Can you teach me about (literally anything other than how to: become antisocial and starved of all affection and attention, not show emotion in their presence, and so on)? “No”
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    • My parents habe scarred me for life. Im terrified to grow up. I was literally handed a license i cant drive, idk how to apply for college or get a job or deal with money. Im about to be a senior im fucked
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • And then gets mad at me when I don't ask for help in college and flunk every class
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    • Made with mematic and depression
      nazpoato 5 jul
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    • Imagine having terrible parents
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    • My parents never taught me anything, besides to keep my emotions to myself, to walk on egg shells to not trigger people, and to never ask for any help.
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    • I was almost anti bad because of my Christian grandparents, but my parents eventually said they were gonna vax me. The grandparents tried to fear monger and failed. I’m glad I’m vaxed.
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    • My parents just lecture us about wasting money when they throw out a shit ton on cigs. I even offer them money when the bills arrive but my dad refuses it
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    • My mom: "best I can do is severely fuck you up for life"
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    • Or maybe your childhood wasnt horrible and you react because you were a lil shit who didnt listen anyways...
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    • My mom taught me that if you don't behave like everyone wants you to they'll get pissed at you and that's not okay (usually over really small things)
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    • I'm planning on moving away and falling off my family's radar because if I ask for something I owe everyone everything if they ask for something it's because I owe them
      Tarosado 6 jul
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    • my friend is like this and it upsets me so bad, she’s always thinks she’s in the way or causing problems when she doesn’t know something or needs help. I don’t mind to teach her to drive set up bank accounts and do taxes and buy/rent a home,I’m an accountant this stuff is nothing for me. 1/2
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    • Can't be any truer, my parents taught me nothing except to be afraid of anything that isn't their brand of "normal" and to be better at lying and hiding my own issues as that would show weakness.
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    • And if you do ask for anything or help we will say how spoiled and rude you are to the point you think you do not deserve anything or help. Therefore you developed social anxiety and never have the ability ask for help from anyone (teachers, friends etc) and never be apart of things (1/2)
      suikala5 5 jul
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    • I can officially say I’m over my social anxiety! Like I can ask someone who works at a store where I can find something and not think they will fucking murder me. It’s great!
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    • I don't feel like my parents were bad parents, but I have awful self esteem, really bad anxiety(aka I'm shaking rn over the thought of walking out of my room to throw away a banana peel), and no social ski||s.
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    • You can't fucking hide MEMATIC
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    • Literally try to talk to my dad but I just get so quiet and scolds me for being that way. Then I'll try to be louder and he scolds me for raising my voice
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    • My dad once pulled over on a dirt country road and said "You're learning to drive today"
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    • My dad taught me how to drive at 10 in a one ton diesel truck 😂 by 13 I could drive a stick shift too
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    • It's sad. And Im Sorry, if anyone would like driving tips. Dm me. I'll do what I can. Im not perfect. Noone is
      Kyle454S 4 jul
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    • It's super easy to apply to college, FAFSA is a bitch to fill out though.
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    • Parents: How come you never wanna spend time with us? Also parents: *barge in my room, lowkey brow beat me over everything*
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    • Why doesn't cum dry up in your balls?
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    • My parents were completely absent from raising me. I was alone and had to do everything myself. I'm afraid of nothing. I'm completely self sufficient and take care of my own. Toughen up buttercups.
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    • Kids just need to grow a pair of balls
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    • Not even close.
      rwag131 4 jul
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    • They do teach you to drive in drivers ed which you can take in highschool your softmore year
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    • Stop blaming your parents for your problems. Maybe if you actually listened to them then you wouldnt be as pathetic as you are
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    • Geez. What kinda parents do you have...
      Alibabba 7 jul
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    • My husband will teach our kids
      Oshbaaya 7 jul
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    • Made with memeatic and depression
      Chives 7 jul
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    • I did two out of three by myself, didn’t ask or need their help
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    • Damn some of y’all really not close to your parents at all
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    • My family mocked all of my choices, even the correct ones even when they agreed, so now I just feel like I'm doing everything wrong and will avoid asking them for anything. Now they wonder why I don't like them.
      THAWTHUG 7 jul
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    • If you can't do either of those on your own you got bigger problems
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    • Yo feels
      All_in 7 jul
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    • I took my permit yesterday and failed, but my mom let me practice driving.
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    • I never ask for help nor seek it out, I also dont bring up issues like if I'm in pain or something cuz my parents just tell me to quit complaining
      Donut 7 jul
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    • Getting a no, is better than getting a "Yes, son. I will. I love you." And then patiently waiting a month only to be told yes again, but never getting the help... I know they love me, but fuck are they kind of unreliable. Family hey?
      Arquebus 7 jul
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    • also trust issues because they end up talking shit about you behind your back to relatives lol
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    • First two are easy
      Zumato 7 jul
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    • Ooof. Even when I was really disabled i never wanted to ask for help.
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    • Wow so quirky haha
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    • Sounds like your parents are terrible
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    • my mom literally sat down with me today and helped me apply for a job (i’m 15) and has been teaching me how to drive daily as well as just got me a credit card. y’all just have shitty parents
      ajs1713 7 jul
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    • Yup
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    • ehh my parents are fine actually.
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    • Love my parents but fuck I cant for anything without a lecture
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    • I’m ok with the watermark
      meh6 6 jul
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    • To not give you any self confidence so every little insult us like an attack at who you are as a person.
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    • Oh my gosh. This this this post. Just yes.
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    • My butler raised me
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    • I just really wish I would have known how much my parents actually knew, when I was a kid. Here’s a hint, it wasn’t that much. Don’t get me wrong, I love my parents, it’s just that my mom would give me an answer, even if she didn’t know something. It was really annoying
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    • yep pretty much... oh don't forget to just make sure you do as your told with no talking back. including questions about getting it done, that's apparently talking back too.
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    • Having to pay my way myself through college because my parents "assumed I was going to do well" and "assumed I wasn't going to have troubles getting scholarships". Well now here I am budgeting my daily meals.
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