Can you relate? You srt In your towel after a
shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
You and your best frlend can say one word.
and crack up. You hate when one slrlng of your
hoodle Is longer than the other. You hate It
when people think you like someone when you
clearly don‘t. You hate It when your favorite
song comes on. as you pull Into the drlveway.
You feel like If you turn on the ilghts. you wlll
be safe from anything. You push those llme
buttons on me llds of fasl-food drinks. You
laugh untll people get hurt, then stop when you
realize Il's serious. You hate it when parents
get serious about some‘hlng funny you tell
(hem. You hale when you tell a guy to shut up
and they copy you In a higher volce. You
pretend to sleep when your parents come In.
You tax! the person next to you things that you
can't say out loud. You hate when people In
front of you walk realiy slow and you can’t get
past them. You're always tired no matter how
much sleen vou qal. You slop me microwave
before I! hlls 00:00 to avold hearing the beeps.
You use lhe "sup" head nod. You Just dld tha
nod after you read It. You hale when you are
mad at someone and they make you laugh. You
check lhe fridge every ten seconds to see If
food magically appeared.