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    • “Too much, not reading”
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    • Rambunctious sounds like a word I make up to sound smart. Like Hydropaleipticion.
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    • I’m a chaotic neutral Trickster Cleric wood elf in my current campaign. I ate a child pie, and the DM decided that I felt bad about it, because he said enjoying ground child meat pies is not a neutral thing to do.
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    • I always do chaotic good because I have nothing stopping me from being the nicest guy around, but I can also burn down a house if I need to
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    • People who think the evil alignments are exclusively for antagonists are dumbasses
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    • The edgy zone is best zone
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    • Im chaotic worthless
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    • Morality is subjective
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    • If you ain’t chaotic neutral you a bitch as nigga
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    • Chaotic Good is "I WILL F$&%ING HELP YOU AND I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES!"
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    • Thank fucking god someone finally asked.. I’ve been pretending I’ve known what they meant since 2012
      HMcG 25d
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    • Lawful evil aint stopping the protagonist. Its you have your own agenda that you will get done. The protagonist makes a deal with a devil the devil almost always follows through, the Devil is lawful evil.
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    • Lawful alignments have little to nothing to do with actual laws, it's just your own moral code for all of them. That code might be the law, but not necessarily.
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    • I think of true neutral as some that doesnt give a shit
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    • With that final chart i found myself reading "boy" like kratos. Boy.
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    • Nasty boi
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    • Chaotic neutral baby
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    • I think I’m stuck between true and chaotic neutrality
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    • Good explanation tho, fuck these morons saying
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    • Cermet is chaotic evil
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    • Im between chaotic and neutral good
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    • The real D&D alignmemt chart does not reger to law and chaos as soceital standards nor evil as against the protagonists. All of them used to be divine beings but now good=selfless and evil=selfish, law=principled(not a follower of society)and chaos=unprincipled. Like so others can see the TRUTH
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    • I always thought the titles of the alignment spoke for themselves.
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    • Chaotic stabby
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    • Highway to the EDGY ZONE
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    • This was actually really helpful for me
      rosten 25d
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    • The last chart was so confusing bc the labels were placed so weirdly. I hate it
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    • Guess I'm a neutral evil
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    • On the inside I’m chaotic evil, but on the outside I’m lawful good.
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    • "nasty boy"
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    • This helps alot
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    • TC IS A HENTAI THOT. GIVE ME TC TO RID IFUNNY OF HENTAI
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    • My sisters bf proposed to her today can I get tc
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    • That was a pretty shitty explanation. Lawful vs chaotic isn’t so much about how as why. Lawful good says “I want to do good because Kelemvor says I should,” versus “I want to do good because it’s right” (neutral good). Chaotic evil says “I want to commit evil entirely for the purpose...
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    • I’m already mercy!
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    • Chaotic evil sounds like a good time not gonna lie
      TVLOGoS 23d
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    • Chaotic neutral time
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    • Evil isn’t necessarily being the antagonist, Evil is doing things for your own benefit over others. Think of it as Selfless, Neutral, Selfish rather than Gods Neutral Evil
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    • Nasty boys get the nasty boy shirt
      igneous 24d
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    • Eh. These are very narrow views on the alignments.
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    • I’m somewhere between true neutral, chaotic neutral, and lawful evil. I don’t know how to feel about that.
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    • Out of the 3 Evils, I think Lawful Evil is best. CE is Kill everything and be the Evilist evil i cant be. NE is ill murder a man becuase why not. And LE is basically a lawyer thatll fuck you over becuase you didnt read the "fine print" thus leaving you in debt and thus killing you without death
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    • Unpredictable boi
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    • I'm chaotic good
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    • Consequences be dammed
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    • This is actually perfect timing for me because I'm going to my first DnD session ever tomorrow, making a character in the morning before I go to work
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    • Young nasty man, with powers comparable to wonder boy! What powers you ask? I don't know, how about the power of FLIGHT? That do anything for ya? That's levitation Holmes.
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    • my class made an alignment chart for a bunch of the teachers. we decided that our gov teacher was lawful evil and when we told him he was so confused, but he was also proud of it because he was making the students suffer.
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    • Chaotic Good=Punisher? Or am I just a pee brain
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    • So looking at this Dutch Vander Linde is lawful evil at the beginning of Red Dead Redemption 2 but by the end he becomes neutral evil.
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    • Picking chaotic neutral let’s me save a shop keepers store from burning down then robbing him blind and no one can say im not playing my moral compass
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    • Lawful neutral characters are actually fairly interesting if written right
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    • Ehhhh. Neutral evil is just looking out for number one. Everyone and everything else can get fucked. Lawful evil to me is more like acting within law/code/rules for personal gain, whatever that may be. Like, a devil who makes a deal/contract with someone is lawful evil.
      _Shiz_ 25d
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    • I spot a Cermet in the bottom right of the last diagram.
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    • nasty boy
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    • Chaotic Neutral >>>
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    • True neutral is the one I like the best
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    • Nasty boy
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    • Doofenshmirtz is the definition of lawful evil.
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    • Squarhemeht is chaotic evil
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    • Nasty Boy
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    • CHAOTIC GOOD GANG
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    • Chaotic neutral. If you're anything else, you ain't shit
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    • Chaotic good is the best alignment
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    • I'm chaotic neutral for sure, I want another civil war so we can finally purge the liberals and cowards and usher in a golden age of morality and freedom, like we had a lifetime ago. However I will avoid this outcome at all costs unless absolutely necessary
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    • Chaotic good
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    • I took the quiz, I am nasty boy
      DMau789 25d
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    • I miss two sets and suddenly I’m 280 features behind. This is too much ifunny
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    • N a s t y b o y
      IXTRS 25d
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    • Being against the protagonists isn't what makes someone an Evil alignment the fuck.
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    • Why is chaotic neutral considered edgy?
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    • I am commonly the chaotic neutral
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    • The alignment chart in the simplest wording is the fucking alignment chart itself.
      Kryo 25d
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    • Also. Just do hero's and villains
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    • Nasty boy
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    • DrJones 25d
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    • I read all that to scroll down to find it simplified?
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    • Lawful can refer to personal, religious, or societal codes regardless of the morality distinction
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    • Different situations require different parts of the chart
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    • You can be edgy at any evil point
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    • I’m chaotic neutral
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    • Lawful doesn't mean you follow rules, or even laws, it means you adhere to a specific code of principles, you could have a pirate that's lawful neutral because he has a code of honor, even though he's obviously not on the side of the law
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    • Chaotic good best
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    • Guess I fall somewhere between lawful neutral and evil
      VALENC3 25d
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    • Stinky bastard man
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    • Not worth the read
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    • WHY DO I KEEP GETTING FEATURED LIKE WHAT THE HECK BUT THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ALL
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    • Wrong, they’re all good boys
      Nike 25d
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    • The “ what the fuck is wrong with you? Shame basement” I like that
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    • I have played dnd for half a decade. This chart is the literally the wrongest version of this I have ever seen. Gay
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    • N a s t y B o i
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    • "The rectangle of snooze" lol. I should use that expression sometime
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    • I'm chaotic neutral all the way
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    • “Nasty boy”
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    • fuck outa here Hentai_with_Senpai
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    • Adhd says too much to read. NEXT.
      ptsdyay 25d
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