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    • Twitter is simultaneously the worst and best thing to happen
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      • Women contradicting themselves be like
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        • Women: This dildo is amazing it feels great. Men: This Sex Doll is amazing it feels great. Women:
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              • Sex Dolls don't bitch. Sex dolls don't have periods. Sex dolls don't cheat.
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                  • Newsflash: She doesnt do any of those things. Also, she cant do the sex dolls job either.
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                    • As a woman I fucking hate feminists. I'd love to care for a home, cook, clean and some basic homesteading activities. The man provides the house it's going to my job to make it a home.
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                      • Can a sex doll accuse you of rape take the kids and your money I don't think so but they can't cook
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                        • No but a sex doll won't bitch at me 24/7.
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                          • Shit nigga, sex doll can’t do that but I sure as hell can. As if we need y’all bitches to half ass cook, clean and take care of our shit only to bitch for the rest of our lives smh my head
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                            • Also sex dolls don’t bitch
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                              • Buys dildo “ I sWeAr iTs dIFfReNt “
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                                • Sex Doll doesn't yell at me when I ask what she's hungry for. Sex Doll can't get pregnant. Sex Doll is love. Sex Doll is life
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                                  • I can cook my meals, wash my clothes, and clean my home. I don’t want kids and sex bot 3000 can’t get pregnant that alone makes it better. Also it vibrates, no woman I know vibrates.
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                                    • A sex doll wouldn’t have a child aborted because she doesn’t want to take care of it
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                                      • This chick just used "you'll" instead of y'all, and still tried using "aint" ... this is a crime against the south and imma have to pull ya card, ma'am.
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                                        • Fuck men and their *shuffles cards* fake pussies
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                                          • Bitch i can do all of those by myself tbh if you a man and you dont learn how to clean, and wash, and cook then you are not really a man. No man actually needs a woman, im sorry bro's but if you get pussy whipped because you cant cook then you are a slave
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                                            • Women be like: *contradiction noises*
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                                              • Sex dolls also don't wake up and decide they don't love you anymore and make false sexual assault allegations to which you don't even know until you hear it from your friends who then go to her side and don't even ask for your side.
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                                                • Bet she has a vibrator. Can a vibrator protect your family. Can a vibrator provide for your family. Can a vibrator financially support you. Can a vibrator put food on the table
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                                                  • Can a dildo get you the clothes you wear? Can a dildo get you the food you prepare? Can a dildo can take you out anywhere? No
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                                                    • With the right software she can
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                                                      • Can sex doll use grammar correctly?
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                                                        • Can a sex doll cry, lie, and call the cops? Can a sex doll break your stuff? Can a sex doll give you bad sex?
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                                                          • A sex doll won't take half your money
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                                                            • Actually...china is working on one that can clean and do basic chores
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                                                              • Sex doll won't take half your shit and leave lel
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                                                                • Seriously, a women can have the pussy smasher 9000 dildo, but I get me a simple pocket pussy and the world loses their shit. Smh
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                                                                  • Sex doll doesn’t divorce you after 2 years and take half your shit
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                                                                    • No clue why these women are so threatened by sex bots. The kind of dudes buying them aren’t the kind of dudes they’d give a chance anyway. Literally seething at the idea of a man being happy.
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                                                                      • Anyone else have a stroke trying to read "You'll are really"?
                                                                        Koala_T 6 feb
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                                                                        • Well, they won't bitch 24/7, tell us what to do, or take half your shit when they leave you for the trashcan down the street.
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                                                                          • Sex dolls don’t make excuses
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                                                                            • And yet women will buy dildos and vibrators and think nothing of it
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                                                                              • Sex doll doesn't complain about sex doll. So there's that.
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                                                                                • Feminism rate drops to 0%
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                                                                                  • Nah, it's selective women. They ruined it for us too. We can't be that type of wife or mom now even if we want to be. Everything depends on two incomes. Thanks feminists.
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                                                                                    • With a sex doll it won't accuse you of cheating when it finds a hair on your shirt
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                                                                                      • No. But neither can my wife. A sex doll, on the other hand, does not overspend, talk, demand attention, and actually puts out more than once a month.
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                                                                                        • Does dildo work overtime to buy you nice things?
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                                                                                          • Women don't do that for us anyway
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                                                                                            • Why did she say "what's it" i know its a conjunction of what and is but wtf
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                                                                                              • All of the sudden women want to be women again, thank you sexdoll.
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                                                                                                • So women can have dildos but we are not allowed to have sex dolls...right.
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                                                                                                  • “It hurt itself in its confusion.”
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                                                                                                    • Not like they did that shit in the first place
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                                                                                                      • Does a sex doll cheat on u , does it ruin ur life, does. It’s cost life time payments ...
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                                                                                                        • Women: *have dildos and vibrators for litteral decades* men: *create sex dolls* women: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO PLEASURE YOURSELF
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                                                                                                          • For the sake of argument: 1. Just got a whole cookbook of “single guy meals” 2. Fuck kids. Who needs a financial leach for 18+ years 3. I’ve washed my own clothes since I was eight 4. “Home is where the heart is” My heart is in my chest and any bitch that tries to change that is gonna catch hands
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                                                                                                            • Feminism : only when convenient
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                                                                                                              • What triggers me the most is the grammar of the first person
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                                                                                                                • Engineers can probably make it do 3 of these 4 things with enough time.
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                                                                                                                  • I mean they can do all that besides the kid thing they have a autonomous ones but what if I dont want kids and all of a sudden when we like we don't need a woman they wanna talk gender roles lol
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                                                                                                                    • They can’t do those things, you’re right. You know what else they can’t do? Complain
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                                                                                                                      • I'll bet there are sex dolls capable of writing complete, and grammatically correct sentences. And THAT makes my PP hard.
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                                                                                                                        • Women complain and demonize men, until they realize they can be replaced by machines
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                                                                                                                          • Women are basically sex dolls already they both lie there during sex and do nothing to contribute outside of sex either, the only difference is the real woman will cost more money and end up cheating on ya or leaving and taking your kids and half of everything you own
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                                                                                                                              • “It will never show you true love.” Bitch, neither will you.
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                                                                                                                                • Women really can’t be happy without having to nag on something every 10 fucking seconds.
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                                                                                                                                  • It hurts itself in confusion
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                                                                                                                                    • those same women prolly have multiple toys. And I dont see their vibes making no one a damn omelette
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                                                                                                                                      • She really said you'll instead of ya'll
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                                                                                                                                          • They my not love us back but neither do women so it's the same thing just one is quieter
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                                                                                                                                            • Just stick a fleshlight in a pokemon plush. Way cheaper and way hotter
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                                                                                                                                              • Can a dildo protect you from home invasion? Can it kill the roach? Can it open that jar for you? Can it work 60 hours a week to feed you and the children? Etc
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                                                                                                                                                • You will are all really triggered.
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                                                                                                                                                  • A sex doll doesn’t get up in the morning and decide it doesn’t love you anymore
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                                                                                                                                                      • Do dildos pay ur bills
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                                                                                                                                                        • This bitch has no grammar
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                                                                                                                                                          • A woman who acknowledges that women tend to be the caretakers isn’t a hypocrite. She’s just stating facts, regardless of her own position. You can’t hold what some SJWs say to all women, because that is a misrepresentation of reality.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Its not about them being able to. Its about them WANTING to. So does a sex doll WANT to do chores? No. Does a woman? No.
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                                                                                                                                                                • God damn. What's with everyone being so illiterate? People have gotten so fucking dumb.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Women are honestly worse than black people
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                                                                                                                                                                      • A lot of women actually want to be traditional housewives but they get shunned by the progressive culture nowadays which is pretty ironic
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                                                                                                                                                                        • A sex doll can't make my clothes but it won't make annoying tweets at night telling me what I can and cannot do
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I don't care if guys don't date me to have sex dolls, that means I'll have a better chance having a girlfriend. Oh well, big fucking deal
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                                                                                                                                                                            • I'm triggered because she used you'll and not y'all
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                                                                                                                                                                              • I can pass on all that shit. I dont want kids, I've never been with a girl that can cook better than I can, doing your own laundry isn't that much of a chore. Less flowers and expensive furniture everywhere? I can hang game posters and my knife collection on the walls? Dont get engaged or married.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • When women have sex toys its "cute"
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Wtf am I reading, that woman is an illiterate dumbass
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Haha sex doll never has a headache, sex doll doesn't talk back, and for the women out there, us men are fully able to cook and clean for ourselves, so don't over value yourselves girls.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • We want it because women do none of those things, won't put out, and require extra effort to support emotionally and financially. A bot does none of the listed objectives, but it requires no emotional upkeep, minimal financial upkeep, and puts out whenever tf I feel like it
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Complaining about all that shit but as soon u ask them to do it “its not ther job”
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • When the bitch don’t work and you’re bringing in all of the money going to work everyday to provide then yea it’s her job to make sure the house is taken care of and there’s a plate of food to come home to, if you both work then share the duties. Simple as that
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • *buy sex doll* *save money from not having girlfriend* *hire an illegal to do your cooking & cleaning*
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • That’s why we must advance in robotics and ai so we can create the perfect woman
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Maybe if she spoke coherent english
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I do my own laundry, clean my own house, and cook my own food. A sex doll is just luxury item
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • It’s y’all not you’ll, what fucking idiot thought of that?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I saw “cos sex doll” and immediately thought of trig functions. Guys I have a fucking college test tmmrw In Calculus 2 and the Professor is an absolute twat wish me luck :/
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • That sentence that lady said was one of the hardest things to read
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