can hear you using your vibrator every night.
if you ever want an actual person to do the job, i'm right
next door.
wtf are you
the walls are thin. I can hear the buzzing every night.
that's my electrie
oh
you idiot!
well the offer still stands
myplaymate myplaymate
1 may
can hear you using your vibrator every night. if you ever want an actual person to do the job, i'm right next door. wtf are you the walls are thin. I can hear the buzzing every night. that's my electrie oh you idiot! well the offer still stands
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
Xavier
Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos..
hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
ThePersianCat ThePersianCat
10 nov 2020
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! Xavier Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos.. hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
23 sep 2020
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
SOUS ONE?
OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?)
INES
Acme11111 Acme11111
21 sep 2020
SOUS ONE? OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?) INES
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
AUTOPILOT
ENGAGED
Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'!
Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Leroy8 Leroy8
23 sep 2020
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'! Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
When you're at a store and see a
parent ignoring their out of control kid.
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
5 feb
When you're at a store and see a parent ignoring their out of control kid.
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AssGaurdian311 AssGaurdian311
11 feb
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
When you're playing Wii Sports tennis with your older brother and he makes the ball
smoke off the serve
Tell me how!
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
4 nov 2020
When you're playing Wii Sports tennis with your older brother and he makes the ball smoke off the serve Tell me how!
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."
me made it to otn period betore getting in trouble Imao
Mommy_Mordred Mommy_Mordred
25 may
me made it to otn period betore getting in trouble Imao
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few
dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35
icleadgranted
LovesTacos LovesTacos
9 sep 2020
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 icleadgranted
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
9d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
on @
Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!