• Can anyone cover my
shift at the Watchtower?
I want to take my dad
out for Father's Day.
Me too.
I've got no plans.
I'm available.
Wow. None of you have
dads to go see?
Nope. You got all the best
powers and all the living
relatives. Congrats! Have
a good dinner.
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    • His entire family and race was taken out by his exploding planet.
      NubSlayer 22 jun
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    • Flash has a father who he would absolutely spend Father’s Day seeing
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    • I mean his biological family is dead but family doesn't need to be biological. He still has living parents
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    • In the og story, his adopted father dies from a heart attack.
      nicocool 22 jun
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    • Alfred makes sad british noises
      Chuuwee 22 jun
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    • I feel like Clark would invite them to dinner with him.
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    • I mean batman is a dad wouldn't damion spend the day with him
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    • People need to realize that even though he's an alien, he's hunan. He was raised his whole life on a farm in cansas by 2 loving parents. Krypton barely matters to him, Earth is his home, always has been.
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    • Super man doesn’t either
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    • Wait I thought flash’s dad was in jail
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    • See whoever made this knows nothing about dc. Flashes dad is alive and his mom is dead, superman's dad is dead and his mom is alive, wonderwomans dad is Zeus so hes alive and immortal, and john Stewart's parents arent mentioned as far as I know meaning it could be either.
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    • i mean, if flash wamts to get sassy superman could reply that he is still an orphan of an entire species thats nearly completely wiped out and the only reason he has "living relatives" is that hes adopted...
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    • Batman is the dad of the justice league change my mind
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    • ... doesn't Dianna technically not *have* a dad?
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    • Wait wonder woman’s dad is alive tho, just not really good to take out to dinner
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    • I sure do love fictional group chats with fictional superhuman beings.
      noondeer 22 jun
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    • an_E_Pat 22 jun
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    • Pretty sure Jonathan Kent died of a heart attack when Clark was in high school. He doesn't have a father either.
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    • Um Jonathan died. Have you not seen Smallville?? Or even man of steel?? Like wtf
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    • His... His planet and real family all died.
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    • I thought superman's dad died by tornado?
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    • I mean both his dads are dead in most versions. And Batman has a son. So.
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    • Superman and Batman are both dads, flash would visit his dad in jail (assuming he wasn’t proven innocent by now)
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    • zerosober 22 jun
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    • It depends on the universe in which Clark’s adopted dad is alive in
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    • Honestly tho I think the flash could beat super man
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    • But his dads dead
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    • Jonathan Kent is alive in most iterations of Superman. The thing that makes him Superman is the morals instilled in him by his parents. They're both still alive.
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    • Only Clark's mom is still alive. His dad died before he became superman and his biological father blew up with krypton, the only thing close to a father is sorta an AI copy of his bio father but with no physical form its be hard to take him out to eat
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    • Can’t flash just go visit his dad in jail
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    • How fuckin fa g g y was this post holy fuck
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    • Flash's dad is not dead, only incarcerated
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    • Didn’t they all have adoptive caretakers including superman
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    • Both of his dads are dead
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    • Superman’s real, and adoptive dad are dead what kind of low level superhero joke is this
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    • But batman has Alfred
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    • Well that's a fuckin lie
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    • Batman joke haha
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    • Superman’s biological parents are dead yeah, but family is still family and he’s got that
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    • Isn't Wonder Woman's dad Zeus?
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    • Dude. Clark’s actual parents are dead. Really, he’s taking his adopted father out to dinner.
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    • guys this is fake
      Quintiff 22 jun
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    • If Superman takes his adoptive father then Barry can take joe and Bruce can take Alfred
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    • How do so many of y’all not know about the Kent’s?
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    • Flash can go see his dad, he just has a high chance of breaking time when he does it
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    • Superman is an orphan and therefore, doesn't deserve to be loved.
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    • I thought Superman had a cousin who survived but not his dad
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    • offbrand smartphowned type beat
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    • Johnathan Kent died
      Waylandqb 24 jun
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    • Ok, except not tho
      SpiderGuy 22 jun
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    • I thought Superman's dad died when he was a teen? Or was that just the movies? And Smallville
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    • wHiTe pRivIleGe
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    • You know damn well nobody has a dad in that group. Why you bringing it up
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    • Oof
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    • His entire species was obliterated
      Lick 22 jun
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    • Apparently have no dad gives you super powers. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
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    • Shut the fuck up, nobody wants to see your college professors nudes
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    • Footage 22 jun
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    • For those who somehow don't fucking know the father he is referring too is Jonathan Kent, and he is still alive in comics and in most versions. The real issue here is why Wondy and Flash are included in these meme.
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    • Didnt his dad die in a tornado?
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    • Superman is stupid
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    • Those super heroes are weak
      Boat_Man 22 jun
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    • Except Barry could easily beat superman
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    • DC is for homos but everyone knows superman's parents died on krypton
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    • Superman’s entire race is dead including his parents and his Earth dad (Johnathan Kent) is also dead
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    • Literally all his dads died. He has his adoptive mom and that’s it
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    • Sorry if I don't know my DC universe lore enough, but didn't Superman's entire race die when his planet exploded?
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    • Shoulda called batman
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    • I thought the Flash still had a living father?
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    • The flashes dad could still be alive depending on when it is
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    • Superman is the most boring, stale hero ever made
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    • Goddamn guys, a lot of you really need to learn the difference between movies and comics.
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    • Technically Superman’s parents are dead along with his entire planet exploding
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    • Most of the time Superman's dad is dead in the movies, but most of the time in the comics he's got both parents alive
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    • Well I mean um
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    • Is this supposed to make me laugh
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    • Technically they are Foster Parents. The real parents are dead in Krypton
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    • Is anyone’s favorite super hero super man he’s just too good
      Yeukyi 25 jun
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    • Both Superman's dad passed
      djantonio 25 jun
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    • Flash is easily the best, hands down
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    • I think Batman should give Alfred a Father’s Day
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    • Superman’s dad is dead and The Flash’s dad is alive.....
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    • He also lost his whole fucking home planet
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    • Are they all Jehovah witnesses?
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    • Hmmm
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    • Yo why ain't the flash replying first??
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    • Bruce is too busy crying at the thought of his father
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    • This is depressing as hell
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    • I thought his home planet was destroyed, what?
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    • I'm gonna start a condom brand called Phalanx and shit on Trojan for naming their condoms after men who were protected while entering but got out through a hole and ruined lives.
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    • They could just have a party on watch and let Superman enjoy his life
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    • Wait, Superman’s only living relative is Supergirl.....
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    • Where's spiderman
      habaneros 24 jun
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    • Batman and flash technically both have kids. Even if the writers tend to retcon flash's kids.
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    • Now that's boomer
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    • That’s kinda cringe
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    • People, this is referring to the comics where is father is still alive, not the terrible live action bs that you've seen.
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    • Pretty sure his real parents are dead and the foster dad died
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