• Came across my sons first letter home from Bootcamp
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    • When we did the gas training we had to remove out masks, recite the Marines prayer, put the mask back on, and tuck and clear. The SMI walked in, no mask, breathed deep, and said “the mix seems off”...
      stephencg 26 jul
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    • Sounds about right
      tosh_9 25 jul
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    • Yeah I've heard marine bootcamp is one of if not the toughest bootcamp to get through
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    • I saw one that was addressed to this dudes recruiter with "Bruh." Written on it and nothing else.
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    • I went to basic with a guy, and the only letter he got was from his little cousin "aye bruh is boot camp like the movies or nah" and that was it lol. 1 line on a whole sheet, the poor guy
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    • Didn't have a "!". Could have been worse I guess.
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    • I leave for Basic tomorrow. I would do something like that
      Cumreo 26 jul
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    • Like you need to blur out which MCRD it is there’s only 2 of them lol
      BroTeamVI 26 jul
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    • He’s having a lot of fun.
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    • Why do they get fancy letter paper? Ours weren’t that cool.
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    • Marine tier handwriting
      CumGobIin 26 jul
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    • My thoughts from Parris Island exactly
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    • My parents apparently read my notes I sent them about bootcamp, at the dinner table to the rest of the family. There was a lot of shit going down within the first several weeks, so I bet my family had a hay day, listening to my stories about how I got completely destroyed for accidentally looking1/2
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    • Marine FO/JTACs practicing turning terry into pink mist:
      WarHawg 26 jul
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    • Just hit my 3 year mark, can't wait to get out.
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    • Just about every one of my letters had at least one "I fucking hate this shit"
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    • I enlisted to the Marines and my ship date is August 24 wish me luck
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    • Boys I ship to boot tomorrow wish me luck
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    • I sent my ex a letter every single day when he was in boot camp. Turns out he was sending his ex-gf more letter than he was sending his wife. After our divorce she showed them to me laughing. They’re both vile.
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    • Marine bootcamp was simply put...not fun. But id have to say the worst part isn't something people usually talk about...it was the other recruits being complete idiots all the time. Fuckin Recruit Wells fuckin everyone over cuz he can't take off his fucking boots quick enough?? Fuck that
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    • Lesson from a marine. Don’t become a marine. I will never stop regretting the things I saw and the things you’re forced to do. Never do it. I know y’all are young, so right about the age of recruitment. DONT JOIN THE MILITARY. Please
      Lisps 26 jul
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    • I regret my decision every day in joining the Marine Corps. Still got 2 years left to live through, rah or sumthin, idk. ~0311
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    • Ever since I joined the army I see way too many military memes and videos
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    • If I ever decide to join the military, I’m mentally prepared that there’s going to be the equivalent of emotional abuse
      Sqeegy 26 jul
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    • I got a 96 on my ASVAB for the marines and I got rejected after passing all of my physical shit because I have astigmatism. (I sent like 10 waivers and still got denied)
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    • My friend went to boot camp and was so miserable he claimed he had shin splints, one of the only things they couldn't actually test for there but could get you out of exercise. Every day until they kicked him out lol.
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    • Semper Fidelis.
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    • Yeah
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    • Lol it’s not something funny, but I remember writing and receiving letters while in basic training(boot camp), it was the only thing that made you remember about your life. Getting those letters was a beautiful thing and sometimes some people wouldn’t receive any including myself.
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    • I’ve stuck to wanting to go Air Force for a while now but recently I’ve been looking into the navy too and it seems pretty cool. What would you guys recommend?
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    • "Hell is not fire and brimstone, its pom trees, ruck sacks and retards" - quote from my brother in Paris Island
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    • Boot camp was fun tbh. Grown ass men turn into little girls and it’s hilarious
      iixxu 26 jul
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    • Joseph jostar
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    • Why did they blurt our Parris Island or San Diego?
      keayersjr 26 jul
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    • Lmfao! This was me my first day of BCT, and my first day of AIT. They told my ass, “AIT is fun bro, it’s kind of like college.” Last thing I remembered before waking up at 4-3am for the next 7 months getting the shit smoked out of me constantly. Moral of the story, the next morning the mf was dead.
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    • Lol my first letter home was like three sentences. I'm not sure what I got myself into. I'm tired. On the plus side I haven't been yelled at while eating so that makes most days better for me.
      Jls1417 26 jul
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    • When my friend first wrote home from USMC Basic, he signed the letter as “the shmuck who should’ve gone to college”
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    • i heard marines are pussies
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    • My personal fav was it's like summer camp except everything sucks and camp counselors are assholes
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    • I ship out next month and I am shitting bricks working out everyday to get ready
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    • My sister sent me a letter and it was just explaining how a grenade works monty python style just the number you shall count to is 3 not 2 nor 4 it shall be 3. 3 is the number you shall count to and the number you shall count to must be three. This went on for the front and back of the paper
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    • I leave for recruit training on November 9th!
      Karabiner 26 jul
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    • Hahah
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    • Leaving for boot in 3 months. I feel like this will be me
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    • I quit like a pussy and its hurt everyday since
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    • my god brother just graduated from army boot camp. he’s a retard
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    • Incoming comments about military experiences, with the root intention of making sure people know you were in the military
      banging 26 jul
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    • Honestly boot camp wasn’t that bad
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    • Went to Parris Island, got sent home for having a GED. That’s it. That’s the only reason I’m home. A GED. Gotta love it.
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    • Is the Marines camp that fucking extreme?
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    • So how dose one become a seal is it just part of the navy you chose to go or is its own separate branch
      Gage72 26 jul
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    • My brother just went to boot about a month ago, and we’re still waiting to get an address so that we can send him letters
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    • You can tell it's marines because it looks like a 5 year old wrote it
      eppi 26 jul
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    • Why do all the branches hate each other? They're all on the same side
      dandjman 26 jul
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    • That kid bought letters, paper, and post stamps... And used the little free time they give you to send a letter saying holy shit
      Schwiften 26 jul
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    • OMG mom!! They yell at me!!! And I have to do my own laundry!!! What a hell! Disciplined kids have zero issues at basic training.
      lijaar 26 jul
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    • Gonna be going through that shit in a couple months
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    • Marines are fucking badasses
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    • Yup, that'll happen. It's fake but still funny.
      ECHO5ECHO 29 jul
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    • Aye boys I got my dd214 last week. Fuck the Corps ain’t nothing more than a dumpsterfire of peacetime marines thinking they’re hot shit
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    • Lol great to see this when I fly down to MCRD San Diego tomorrow
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    • Hey so I got a letter from my local hospital. In an envelope. That is licked sealed.
      moldydog 26 jul
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    • My friend I've known since I was little went to bootcamp just before his 18th birthday this year, we finally got his letters, apparently they get to do stuff like jump off roofs and yell in a lisp. Turns out he's the second best in the battalion, and is used to demonstrate all the drill stuff.
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    • Lol I remember the script they make you read for your first phone call home.
      geexd125 26 jul
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    • MCRD is an interesting place.
      MeatyBits 26 jul
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    • worldwahr 26 jul
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    • Semper fi
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    • Semper fi, Marine.
      TokeNotes 26 jul
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    • Glad I picked the easy rotc route
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    • Accurate.
      YourGuyCy 26 jul
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    • Accurate.
      Durza 26 jul
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    • I just joined the air national guard, any tips for when I’m at basic? My date hasn’t been set yet and I’m a girl.
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    • I go in 2 weeks!
      Guts_ 26 jul
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    • Bootcamp sucked and not since COVID hit I haven’t been home since January
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    • I can only imagine
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    • Btw I worked with recruiters in the marine corps
      mw406125 26 jul
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    • Do yourselves a favor and don’t join the military. We need to fight the government, not for it
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    • when did this become a fucking boot app, I mean it’s always been more right leaning but jesus christ every other feature is guns or military it sucks
      Bulbasur 26 jul
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    • Relatable
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    • Yup.
      ECHO5ECHO 29 jul
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    • Fake. Wasn't written in crayon
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    • Hello muddah, hello faddah
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    • Scuzz.
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    • Yup
      Tanks1087 29 jul
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    • Why of all things to send out would you put "Holy Shit" I know stories but that's just planting worry in your family
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    • Ha too bad. I don’t even know how to write and send letters. Sorry older brother
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    • i was in basic training going in for the army and deadass fractured my knees, I believe it was either stage 3 or 4 stress fractures and they caught it late so here i am in the middle of blue phase being removed without a possibility of coming back where i left off
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    • My first one to my recruiter was something like "holy fuck this is crazy as shit why did you do this to me?"
      _yep_ 29 jul
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    • I'm thinking about joining the armed forces, and I was wondering which one would be a good fit, or if I should even do it?
      ABZ2 29 jul
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    • And im supposed to wanna do this
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    • I enlist in less than a month guys
      jman312 29 jul
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    • That aint it, it was actually a letter written boy how he wished he listened to his recruter and joined the army cause he coulda picked his job and wished he listened to his sgt cause they made him be a cook, the
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    • Deep
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    • I honestly want to enlist and go through that. But I was born with one kidney so it's not even an option
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    • Boot camp is the easiest part of training. It’s all mental just stay focused and do everyday chow to chow. It’ll all seem like one long day be prepared
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    • I asked my cousin what his boot camp (Marines) experience was like. All he would say was "everything you've ever heard and worse." He also wouldn't trade the experience for a million bucks.
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    • Heh hehehehehe HAHaHAHAHA
      elbarto 28 jul
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