Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91%
Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
swift G
This how like to be treated when the homies arent around
men really be like this
swift G This how like to be treated when the homies arent around men really be like this
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises*
Cats:
Activating instant kill.
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises* Cats: Activating instant kill.
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
When u realize he's right in the argument
"ok but why are you yelling"
ttv_hjg2010 ttv_hjg2010
8 may
When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
Me: I got $1400
Gun Shop
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
Me: I got $1400 Gun Shop
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Cz
sugondeeze sugondeeze
13 oct 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died Cz
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci
Monica
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci Monica
Angelfrms2987 Angelfrms2987
24 sep 2020
of TikTok @christine6899 The dog omg "I got almost 400 Thousand views on my last video
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for...
HALO SEAGULL
Left_Liberty Left_Liberty
26 sep 2020
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for... HALO SEAGULL