• *calls mom, no answer*
*calls mom, no answer*
*calls mom, no answer*
*calls mom, no answer*
*takes a shower*
*27 missed calls from mom*
*calls mom, no answer*
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    • you either shower really quick in 4 mins or less or you stand under the water for an hour or so then bathe and get out. there is no in between
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    • 6 mins to shower? How do you do that?
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    • And then I blocked her because she was being a passive aggressive bitch. Remember, just because someone birthed you, doesn't mean they have an excuse to be a asshole
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    • Am I the only one who takes about 20 to 30 minute showers?
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    • Minimum shower time is 15 mins, take it or leave it.
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    • My mom leaves her phone in various rooms of the house on silent
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    • Some of you didn’t grow up with your dad yelling to get out of the shower after 6 minutes and it shows
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    • I only take about 3-4 minutes to shower, I got things to do
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    • Its my birthday and I just started my period. Can we get an F in the chat. 😔
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    • Not everyone has good parents thats a fact. But a lot of kids are complete assholes to their parents and take way too much for granted. I tend to find the ones who bitch about their parents the most are the ones that are treating their parents like shit because they don’t know how to make something
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    • Maximum shower time is 15 minutes, take it or leave it.
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    • Who tf takes 6 minutes to shower?
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    • *27 missed calls, 11 missed facetime calls, texts: “hello” “hellooooo” “omg r u ok!?” “Im calling the police and filing a missing persons report!”
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    • Moms who act like that are usually toxic bitches in relationships.
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    • And then ur an ungrateful bitch or an asshole or whatever
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    • “Oh you didn’t have to call me back, I was just wondering if you needed eggs”
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    • I scolded my mom and dad once when they did that
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    • Accurate
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    • Why is everyone complaining about no comments? It was just featured
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    • Comments with no feature, wtf
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    • Congrats on the feature ZebraCakes !
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    • Love your mothers
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    • She be on that phone
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    • My mom doesn’t answer when I call because she doesn’t love me
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    • Featured with little likes 👍
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    • What kinds six minute shower you taking??
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    • You mfs is not clean if you take showers for 5 minutes
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    • I have an enormous hog
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    • For all of you saying "how do you shower in 6 minutes" You are a waste of water
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    • featured with no comments, wtf
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    • Send text "you better answer when I call bitch
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    • I take like 45 minute showers every day
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    • Who showers in 6 min like wat?
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    • *Mom finally picks up* "why do you never answer your phone"
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    • Facts
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    • Legit
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    • Fax
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    • I don’t call anyone. Not even if I have to. Fucking text and don’t say we have to talk later without saying what it’s about first.
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    • Neither of my parents EVER answer their dang phones. If I ever have a real emergency, it will be some 8 hours or so before they get back with me to find out
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    • Your mom after you miss her call:
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    • My mom picks up the phone literally any time I call her. Love that woman
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    • Get the fuck back in the shower nigga. 15mins minimum, and 30-60mins if you paying the water bill
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    • I take an hour shower when I wanna be alone without getting yelled at constantly to be honest with you
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    • That’s a quick sjower
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    • These are he people who take showers in 5-6 minutes: Sonic Speedy Gonzalez Bolt and umm maybe every dad when there’s a sale at Home Depot
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    • “You never answer your phone” BOI
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    • That's why I only call once and then deny their call if they call back
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    • Frrrrrr
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    • Too accurate
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    • My max time in the shower is like 10 minutes. That’s me fully taking my time and even just sitting in the water
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    • And you get yelled at.
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    • im sure not but i limit mine to 10
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    • Literally can not relate. My mom always answers for me and same for me answering for her.
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    • My mom never awnsers me, then if i dont awnser her she gets upset and says: "you shouldn't even have a phone if you dont know how to awnser it."
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    • Now that I own my own shit, I shower a full three hours. Forty minutes for the perfect scrub down and the remainder to sit in the water, thinking about how I've failed at life.
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    • This is my wife. She leaves her phone home, uses a super quiet ringer (she is hard of hearing), and often simply doesn't answer ("I don't HAVE TO answer a call), and either leaves it in her purse or mistakenly turns the ringer volume off. PEOPLE CALL ME INSTEAD OF HER. I'm her MF answering service.
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    • correct
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    • 15 minutes usually for me. I like to take some time to scratch my balls
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    • It's called phone tag
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    • If someone tells me to call someone, I call 2 times, they'll see what I said is important enough to call twice and call me back.
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    • 6 minute shower
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    • Well maybe she wouldn't panic of you dint call 4 times then not pick up her calls
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    • Taking a shower takes 5-10 minutes
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    • I time myself in order to take the most efficient shower
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    • geez that was a short shower, almost like some people dont constantly masturbate
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    • My showers are at least 15 to 20 minutes long
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    • Sounds about right
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    • Very true
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    • My mom will be holding her phone and ignore my texts and calls because she will be playing Merge Dragons. I think she is actually addicted.
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    • Then "why the fuck dont you ever answer your phone? You're always on the damn thing"
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    • WhY yOu No CaLl Me
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    • Am I the only one here who can shower in 5 minutes???
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    • 6 minute shower? In what world???
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    • My mom flips her fucking shit if I don't answer her phone call once but then I'll call her in like 7 times and she never answers
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    • My bitch mother didnt answer cause she was out cheating on my dad and spending all his money.
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    • Less than a 7 minute shower? Impressive speed
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    • I take an average of 45 min in the shower
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    • Wow 27 missed calls from mom. Lol my mom only blows up my phone when I’m at work. “Are you done work.? When are you coming home from work.?! I’ll drop the kids off at your work.!” I work in a mall..!! lol
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    • My mom to a T!
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    • My mom actually called the house phone yesterday. I missed it. Then she called my phone and I missed it by 30 seconds. I call back twice and get no answer. Then she called and got mad at me for not answering the phone.
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    • Legit every damn time
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    • How y’all shower so long? As soon as my fingers do that wrinkle shit, I’m outta there.
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    • Accurate
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    • 4 minutes. Dont sit next me shit.
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    • how do people have such short showers. it baffles me. no matter how quick i make it, it ends up being like 20 mins
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    • If ive got somewhere to be I can shower in five minutes if i just got home from work I could be in there for 30
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    • The fuck are you calling your mom so early for?
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    • All women.
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    • My showers are usually 10-15 minutes
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    • Seems none of y'all ever even thought of the fact he might ha e heard all 27 calls while in the shower and got out early
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    • 6 minute shower? CRINGE!
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    • My mom cant pick up her phone for shit
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    • Whenever my family leaves the house all day I take 2 hour showers and wack off until I submit
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    • Who takes a 6 minute shower? A quick shower for me is at least 10
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    • the minimum amount of time is 1 hour idc
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    • That how it is
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    • I take 25- 30 minute showers
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    • How you take a 6 minute shower? The second I touch the water I’m lured to stay in there🤣
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    • Its true
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