• called my job from jail to tell them why I can't make it.
These fuckers bailed me out and made me come to work.
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    • Told my chain of command that I cant come into work cause I got tested for covid. They asked if the results came back yet and I said no. They made me come into work. Turns out I tested positive and they put all of those people at risk.
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    • Big dick move
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    • I ain't even mad
      John1911 4 sep
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    • My job would resurrect me if I called into work dead
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    • So, they saved you money by paying bail and gave an opportunity to continue working at your place of employment seeing as how you're about to get fucked with court costs? Sounds like a blessing and an awesome job, you whining cunt, of course you'd find a way to complain about it.
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    • My Dad is the superintendent at his plant, and he got a call from an employee out of breath and he could hear dogs barking in the background and the dude was like "I won't make it to work for the next little while" and my dad hears "freeze! Get on the ground!" 1/2
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    • Thats fucking awesome and you have a amazing boss but that fucking sucks at the same time
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    • Sounds like they really needed you
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    • And your working for free
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    • Your boss be like
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    • kanep0e 4 sep
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    • So? At least you got to get out, and still had a job.
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    • I became manager on day bc the manager that was supposed to be in that day pulled an all nighter of drinking, drove to work from the club at 6am and totaled her car. She called out bc she had a dui already and knew she was going to jail....instead our boss drove to her location (pt1)
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    • Nice! Free bail
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    • I would rather be in work then in jail, there's no wifi in jail is the problem.
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    • Why is it that when you hate your job they won't fire you?
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    • Petition for iFunny to add a “read more” button instead of limiting the fucking word count on the comments.
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    • They really need you at the site today
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    • Something close actually happened to a buddy of mine, his ex wife who barely takes care of his kids put a bond on him for child support when he already was paying it because she’s just black hearted, I don’t remember the amount but even the judge thought it was too much for his clean record and my..
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    • “And made me come to work” well would you rather be in jail or making money?
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    • And then they took the bail out of your paycheck that week
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    • This shit happened to me today... called in to get a covid test done (work at a dementia facility and they don’t test people at my work) and they literally told me that they really need me and that “oh you’ll be fine”. Okay and get the old people sick. Nice.
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    • essential workers can’t even get a few days in jail
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    • Are you a logger or oil field worker? Seen it happen a lot.
      witch15 4 sep
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    • *Rioters be like
      ian321 4 sep
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    • Lol imagine if you boss was Michael Scott except he was ceo of the company and the job is a construction site where he has free reign to do whatever he pleases at all times that is my boss
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    • I tried to call out of work one day, that day was my birthday, I wasn’t gonna celebrate it, I just wanted to take my mom to the doctor and grabs her medication. My boss gave me a hard time and I ended up at both my jobs that day.
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    • So a politician?
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    • Everyone at work has been taking days off all quarantine and I have been covering every single time. I ask for a few days off to go see my sister and my boss gets upset with me. (I asked 2 weeks in advance) fml
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    • You know your work performance is good when they do this
      Passadon 5 sep
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    • #bill gates life
      omrcjh7 6 sep
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    • I work at a law firm my boss would help me
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    • I swear if you committed suicide, there’d hire a necromancer to have you cover a couple shifts
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    • This is Mr.Krabs energy
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    • That's army for you.
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    • So you got bailed out and given the benefit of the doubt with you job instead of being fired and left in your cell. Yet you feel the need to be rude because they made you work. Please learn to see the bright side of things.
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    • One time my mom was In the hospital after being in a car accident. She broke her hip and her femur and had a pretty bad concussion. My work at the time (Hardee’s) told me that if she wasn’t dying I’d still have to come in for my shift. Needless to say I got fired for not showing up
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    • That’s legendary
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    • Wait, seriously?
      Lesbians 4 sep
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    • If you quit they send you back. You are forever in debt to your work...
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    • content not available more
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    • Could have been fired
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    • That’s big ball sack energy
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    • Life goals
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    • Text memes are the best, clearly lol. Look at those likes.
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    • A nail went through my shoe the other day and when I went limping over to my boss he asked if I hurt his nail
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    • Happiness noises
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    • Sounds like you got a good job
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    • This is a fucked up way of saying you have more value than you think you're worth.
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    • Jesus dude, where do you work?
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    • My boss paid for my lawyer😅😅
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    • That's a good boss
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    • Hey, you don't have to pay bail
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    • Epic
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    • Who asked
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    • my literal fucking grandma posted this yesterday and ifunny just got it
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    • Chick-fil-A fr
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    • We didn't pay but I picked him up. First one in too, got the call checking orders (Bakery) on the phone. Part of the ship part of the crew eh lady's?
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    • Pain
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    • Hell yeah
      D_Walsh 8 sep
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    • Imagine being so essential and respected that your colleagues bail you out just make fun of you
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    • That's a pretty good outcome compared to losing your job
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    • It rained for 3 weeks straight, then over night it rained 15 inches,i woke to thigh deep water in my yard. I called my boss told him what happened,then about an hour later ,i see a tractor and a wagon,MOTHERFUCKKA!!!!!!
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    • And then they are gonna say “don’t worry we will just take it out of your next check”
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    • Don't worry itll come out of your check
      Humamon 7 sep
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    • Id be grateful as fuck what the hell
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    • Happend to me too....
      Teekarne 7 sep
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    • That’s a good job u got
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    • Literally getting paid to not be in jail id take that
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    • This sounds way too intel to be true
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    • *inhales* boi
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    • You better be thankful that they are that understanding. Would you rather stay your ass in jail until someone else posts bail and find out you have been fired?
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    • Not getting off that easy, eh?
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    • Rj
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    • Stop bitching, free company bail out.
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    • Ain’t no rest for the wicked
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    • Lol he must work in sales
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    • Bro, I've worked a job that will postpone your own funeral. They will write your ass up too if you dont show. 6ft under isnt an excuse
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    • my retarded coworker got a dui and my dad needed help that day so he bailed him out and had him working by noon lol
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    • My boss is making me work even tho I’m living w someone w covid
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    • iFunny be like: Why is there a caption?
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    • Asked my coworker to take my shift today since I have 42 hours and wanted a day off, fucker calls me 2 hours before my shift and days his car broke. I’m gonna commit murder
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    • That is so true happened to me about a month ago😅
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    • Honestly I would be grateful
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    • I've noticed that companies don't care if you're in pain, or have underlying conditions until you hurt yourself with company property, in which they legally have to care or they can get sued.
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    • Plot Twist: He works at a robbery
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    • Honestly a mega chad thing for ur job to do
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    • I see that as a win win
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    • And your complaining?
      Jibi007 7 sep
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    • And you’re gonna pay it back with your paychecks
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    • There Is No Escape
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    • Ok
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    • “I’m not even suppose to be here today”
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    • "If you want minimum wage jobs to pay more and treat you like a human youre a communist"
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    • My boss would do this, only bc I'm the only one at the carwash that gets all the bugs off windshield and grille with positive feedback
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    • Seems like a good workplace to do such a thing
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    • Shit most jobs would just say don't bother coming in next time your out. I mean atleast you know your job needs you.
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