• {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • 4K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • SPINEL 14 aug
      1.9K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Old Sport” and get shot in the pool
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call a kid slick and your glasses will get bifocals
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called a kid sport, can’t stop staring at a green light
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I work at a hospital. I’m 20. There’s a receptionist who is 48, looks 30 and has an ass like no other. So I shot my shot and I was successful. Yeah. We ended up hiring her son who is older than me and he doesn’t know. But the first day we worked I called him champ💀😭
      HeyElite 15 aug
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Suddenly, you're wearing black socks with sandals
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call them "old sport" and watch your wallet grow an extra million dollars.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Old sport
      bouchedag 18 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called them old sport and ended up running over a girl
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you can't wear cargo shorts, what are guys supposed to wear in hot weather?
      dandjman 15 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nobody: Gatsby: OLD SPORT
      TatorToot 15 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey there Old Sport
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him "son" you'll grow 5 more pockets and your shirt will turn into a polo with a pocket on it
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called a kid “Old Sport” today and immediately some dude named Tom married the love of my life, started raving about “old money” and exposed me as a bootlegger...
      Koltstres 15 aug
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I called someone old sport today and got shot and died in a pool
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called him “champ” and now I’m wearing socks and sandals.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Scared me at shorts growing inches
      3ocz 18 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • old sport
      WuzPoppin 16 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • i really don’t get it
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call a kid champ and a riding lawnmower will appear in your backyard
      korbee 15 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • In 2020, catch me calling all my friends “old sport”. My inner Jay Gatsby kicking in. Might die in a pool. Who knows? It’s the 20’s baby.
      V_ortekz 15 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The other day, I stopped two junior high school kids from fighting, ruffled thier hair, and said " come on young fellas, why fight now when tommorow y'all be friends again " then my Nikes turned into socks with sandals
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’ve followed this Facebook page for a few years now. Absolute gold every day
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Congratulations guy. Want a brew ski? I just got a keg fridge installed
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • ‘Old sport™
      Proc 15 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you said Old Sport you would’ve turned into Leonardo DiCaprio
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I called someone a worthless bitch today and my wife beater got a stain
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call someone "old sport" and your car will turn yellow
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I call everyone “Old Sport”, look it up it’s called high class
      Neonic 14 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I like calling people “old sport” because it makes me feel like I’m the Great Gatsby
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wait til you say old sport
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him champ and apron saying “kiss the cook” will appear
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Who the fuck do you think you are, Jay Gatsby?
      savagejoe 14 aug
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Say “old sport” and you’ll grow a large smile and a glass of whiskey and a green suit along with an obsession with a green light across the lake.
      NotSoSilly a month
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So that's what the cheat code is.. Been trying to figure this shit out for two years now.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I went to the eye doctor's with my sister and we pulled in to see everyone had crooked parking. She asked why everyone had such awful parking jobs and I said it's because we're at the eye doctor's. . . my dad joke made me so proud.
      Adalind 16 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "Called a kid hot today and my cargo pants grew"
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Old sport
      Ozpley 15 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you say " old sport" instead, you get billions of dollars in just seconds, but Daisy and you can never truly be together and you'll end up getting shot and dying in your infinity pool.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wait guys so does a dad start gaining xp? If so what's the system? Like tell 20 dad jokes and get 300 dad xp?
      ___ok___ 15 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him “Old Sport” and you get massively wealthy, attempt to hook up with the attractive married woman you’ve been secretly stalking, then get shot while swimming in your pool.
      jmoul18 15 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called my friend old sport and got shot to death in my own house
      Virixas 15 aug
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • would you like to accompany me on my hydroplane tomorrow morning old sport?
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I called a kid "bud" while shopping for steel toe boots at Walmart
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called a kid Junior and my skin turned white.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But are they Below the knees
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Someone explain this for me
      bobthony a month
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I have cargo pants with no lie 19 pockets. God tier pants
      Medic1000 18 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Slow down there fella before you start wearing socks and sandals
      Missteps 17 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him ‘champ’ and you’ll gain 6 more
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called a kid old sport and grew the nicest tuxedo you ever done seen
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lesion cargo shorts
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him Champ for a bonus "mini pocket in a pocket" item.
      MrSkully 16 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just don't call them old sport, otherwise you may end up dead in a pool
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I legit don't get it
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And the new balance got wundead on top with darker grass stains on the soles
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You’ve been promoted from dad to pop. Str +2 Lck +1 Cha + 4 Agi +1
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call a kid old sport and get fucking shot
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • PorkSword 15 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Okay Gatsby
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey champ... how’s it going kiddo... I’ll play catch with you after I start the grill... IM 19 and I’ve said this shit
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Called my little cousin (3 years younger), kiddo and my jeans turned into jorts
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you call a kid champ the shorts will shrink to right above the knee
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • but did you call him "old sport" 😉👍
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I have boobs posted
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just a few more months before I start calling everyone “old sport”
      Kadsss 15 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thought this was going a very different direction
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He evolved as a Dad
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I called my son "buckaroo" today and I grew denchers
      Spuddies 15 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ok lesion
      steferz 15 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dad xp gained. Equipment laid increased
      kptnkake 15 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him old sport and a martini will appear in your hand and you’ll be teleported into a pool
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *Jay Gatsby intensifies*
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I just say “hey kiddo”
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But cargo shorts are practical and stylish...
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Not gona lie id do it just for the pockets
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Next step is to call him “old sport” and watch as you grow slowly obsessed with your ex
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Add "old" in there and you'll have a mansion and a green American dream.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Old sport
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I said "listen hear son" to guy who is older than me at work
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him old sport and you’ll get a mansion
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gatsby lookin like uncle pockets from fosters home for imaginary friends
      Bryceyl 14 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My profile almost has 1k smiles
      Hamborger 14 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I wonder if dads call little kids “sport” because sports get played
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gidgetz 14 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just called my wife champ. Without even moving, my feet grew sandals
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Before you know it you'll be coaching a rec baseball team
      Fufuh1 14 aug
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Call him champ and those pockets will be endless
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I can make your cargo shorts tighter.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.