Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
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Please show me your feet
TwistKyber TwistKyber
5 nov 2020
Please show me your feet
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE!
You don't know what you're doing! _
Darth Maul was not The Impostor.
1 Imposter Remains.
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE! You don't know what you're doing! _ Darth Maul was not The Impostor. 1 Imposter Remains.
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.
ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEN.
Unown_TG Unown_TG
22 sep 2020
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP. ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEN.
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care
You piece
drink
help
life
Nobody worrying Why about why 4
likes you everything in space is round?:
Bipolar,
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care You piece drink help life Nobody worrying Why about why 4 likes you everything in space is round?: Bipolar,
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
Hey beauty! How are you?
She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want?
Hey handsome! How are you?
Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
NOPE75 NOPE75
16 nov 2020
Hey beauty! How are you? She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want? Hey handsome! How are you? Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?"
GE
TravieC TravieC
13 jan 2021
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?" GE
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
sliced_ankle sliced_ankle
23 sep 2020
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
Doctor_S3xx Doctor_S3xx
27 sep 2020
Dog trained to locate virgins
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 oct 2020
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
16 oct 2020
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie