• I've just witnessed a 4 We hide
from her mum behind bus seats
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a junkie a fright by accident to
which he screamed “fuck of yah
spooky midget" and it's safe to
say I Iaughed so hard a little pee
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    • Why you lettin a 4year old run around freely on a bus. Especially with a junkie on it?
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    • Just stop liking those post and they won't be on top anymore its that simple
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    • As a guy who has been on public transportation while coming down off drugs I gotta say, I feel for the junkie. And he handled it pretty good!
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    • "A little pee almost came out" has got to be the stupidest way of saying "nearly pissed myself" that I have ever heard.
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    • Considering your profile pic is a basic white bitch, who looks like she's never ridden the bus in her life, imma say (X) Doubt
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    • This had funny potential, but the pee part at the end ruined it
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    • Do women have weak bladder or something? I've seen so many say stuff like that, but never men
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    • Gonna laugh? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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    • I was at Walmart and bought some milk. True story.
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    • Junkie filth.
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    • Imagine having to lie about situations to look good
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    • Are you gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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    • Then the whole bus clapped
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    • Read in a Scottish accent
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    • fuck off ya spooky midget... I'm fucking dying 🤣
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    • Any one else read that quote as like an irish guy all mad
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    • Then everyone laughed
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    • this may be fake but imagine “fuck of yah spooky midget” in an old mans voice its hilarious
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    • Poppy is dead, there's only Ham now
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    • What bus was she on, and what seat? I hope there's is some pee reside to lick. Asking for a friend.
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    • Do bitches think its funny or attractive to let that information hit my eyes like nigga i dont give a damn whether or not 4 year olds make you pee
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