• odysseus: we now set out on our
odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an
odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after
the only survivor.
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    • The sailors:
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    • Is this the story of the infamous “no one” with the cyclops or is that a different story
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    • I almost shit my pants last night thinking it was a fart
      MethLion 19 jun
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    • Puts super mario odyssey into a new light for me.
      IFunniV 19 jun
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    • Who else played assassins creed Odyssey? Wasn't it awesome.
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    • So is a Thesessy a journey through a labrinyth with certain death? Or a Percessy where you have to go kiII something to use to kiII something else?
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    • So Mario dies in Mario Odyssey??
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    • Sacks 19 jun
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    • The sailors
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    • The sailors:
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    • Roll call time. I don’t remember any of your names so just say here
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    • Assassins creed odyssey is tied for the best AC game ever (2 was AMAZING but the newest 2 games are breathtaking at times)
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    • The sailors:
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    • Sole survivor cursed with second sight
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    • Broke: AC Odyssey Woke: Odysseus mission in BO2
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    • Who is this Odysseus you speak of? the only person around is my friend nobody
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    • Fuck.
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    • Swiggo
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    • It's my Honda, you fuck
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    • Why does my Dasani water have an ingredients list including salt?
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    • But Odyssey actually just means a long journey so
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    • Odysseus was an idiot. Literally on the cusp of being home, could see his home right there, and decides to mock the god of the sea, damning his crew to their deaths and delaying his return for many more years. Fucking dumbass
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    • Mario odyssey
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    • Nice smelling farts
      Sily 19 jun
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    • Some of the sailors survive, like those dudes who just say fuck it in the land of lotus eaters, dudes just chillin out high as shit theyre fine
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    • Thanks for the spoiler
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    • That’s uh, not what odyssey means...
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    • Sticky cum hands
      Sily 19 jun
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    • Sailors:
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    • Guys I could really use someone to talk to, I’m thinking more and more about ending it everyday
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    • No_Sauce_
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      No_Sauce_ 19 jun
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    • You know O brother Where Art Thou was a re imagining of the odyssey
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    • The sailors: Something’s wrong I can feel it!
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    • huh
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    • Well it sure ain't called a sailey
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    • super mario odyssey
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    • Wasn’t there books about that guy?
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    • In actuality it was just a bunch of guys trying to get back home after like a decade long war.
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    • XD posiden gonna get cha
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    • Haha, promote this man.
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    • Maybe you shouldn't have eaten the fuckikg cows
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    • That isn’t what it means, but okay.
      lkaros 21 jun
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    • Bitch try using more punctuation gd
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    • My favorite is that drake and josh meme between Odysseus and Circe and he’s all like, “Circe... where are my men?” 😂😂
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    • The sailors remembering this after landing on Circe’s island:
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    • Lol
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    • Dudes got so close to Pussy island
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    • The redshirts of ancient times
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    • If anyone wants to read Iliad and odyssey check out the signet classics version. This way it is in novel format instead of poem.
      ourrodemi 20 jun
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    • honda oddyssey:😳
      DoesItFan 20 jun
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    • mm oussy
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    • Mario odyssey? I guess peach must’ve died on the way back for Mario to be the only survivor
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    • Super Mario Odessey
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    • RebelJedi 20 jun
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    • Me as time traveller: "Who are you?" Oddyseus: "I am Oddyseus. This is my ship for our Journey back home." Also Me: "I'll walk instead."
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    • Odysseus:
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    • Odysseus wasn’t the only survivor he was the only one to make it back to Ithaca
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    • Is Magellan's voyage a joke to y'all?
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    • Mario Odyssey really hittin different now
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    • That's their fault for simping over some female birds
      ElChaya 20 jun
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    • Where did they get that definition?
      Feldor 20 jun
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    • Maybe they shouldn’t eaten some cows sacred to Helios
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    • Dank
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    • So your telling me super Mario odyssey was named because Mario is the only survivor
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    • Oh shit is that what it actually means?
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    • Wait... what about mario...?
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    • Then whats an iliad?
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    • everyone else:
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    • Wait. Didnt at least a half of the crew survive tho?
      JR_Riddle 19 jun
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    • Oi Oi Oi now what’s all this? I’ll assure you I definitely didn’t put my men on a number of boats and knowingly sail them to there deaths. Definitely not.
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    • Lmao I didn't read the name, so it tooke me a minute.
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    • You idiots, it's a van made by Honda
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    • Yo these lotus plants are epic
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    • it’s a mediocre mid sized minivan
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    • The sailors:
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    • What’s that one game called. Something Odyssey and it always had like seven discs. Weird turn based game that had puzzles as well. Kinda wanna try and play it again.
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    • Inst the odyess apart of a set of stories?
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    • Sailor: the troop has been poisoned! The witch has them! If we hurry, we may be able to save them! [Odysseus: do we have to? [Sailor: the witch will k!ll them, horribly, we will hear their screams for miles! They're your men! [Odysseus: uuuugggggghhhhhhgghghhhhh fine
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    • Get yourself a new crew pal
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    • Spoilers, gosh
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    • Odysseus or Ulysses? Let's settle this
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    • Odysseus’ defense, the crew died because they were all stupid.
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    • The sailors:
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    • I really love this story we read it in class and it said cock and balls in the script we read outloud
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    • Super Mario Odyssey
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