When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan 2021
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme
Here are some pictures of my family's cat
His name is Tucker
Avi_Murasakino Avi_Murasakino
24 sep 2020
Here are some pictures of my family's cat His name is Tucker
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Domino64 Domino64
19 mar
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
Some things are worth getting hurt for.
Ry
blue_memezxoxob7ue blue_memezxoxob7ue
27 oct 2020
Some things are worth getting hurt for. Ry
The woman on the Blink-182 album was arrested this year, and this is what her mugshot looked like
Her face is just like 'you know it bitch
onewayoranother onewayoranother
11 jan 2021
The woman on the Blink-182 album was arrested this year, and this is what her mugshot looked like Her face is just like 'you know it bitch
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
JARJARBEANS JARJARBEANS
18 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
Every Woman Is A Doll
Now Whether It Is
Barbie, Annabelle or
Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
candycane15 candycane15
8 oct 2020
Every Woman Is A Doll Now Whether It Is Barbie, Annabelle or Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan 2021
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs