• [the invention of knocking]
i'm gonna punch your house until
you talk to me
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    • And henceforth we shall create devices that aid in the punching of houses
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    • Boxing: Beating the shit out of you until you’re not fighting back
      Boat_Man 21 jun
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    • *house but the house is kinky*: go on
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    • This is how I do my gf too. I just beat her until she answers me.
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    • The beginning stages of Minecraft
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    • Millenials aren't funny
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    • PorkSword 21 jun
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    • Polite punching
      dtr9009 21 jun
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    • Ding dong I'm saying ding dong because you don't have a doorbell
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    • It’s an example set forth by Jesus, teaching us to be good humans to one another, seek and you shall find, knock and it shall open
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    • hornyraejepson lol
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    • Reagan smash! Reagan smash! Reagan sleepy.....
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    • [invention of ding dong ditch] “I’m going to ring your bell until your stupid enough to answer the door to nobody”
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    • This is a much more effective strategy in Minecraft. 😄
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    • At least they knock, the second worst thing is when they knock once then start banging on the door like as if I had time to go all the way across my room and open it in 1 second.
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    • Im guessing the knockers came first, as a thing to use to make a loud signal that someone was at the door. But then people just started knocking with their own hand
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    • Next time, I’ll punch the window
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    • bruuuyy 21 jun
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    • Y'all seen monster house right?
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    • My mom still doesn’t know how to knock
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    • islam is a plague
      uTorrent 21 jun
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      ihaveaseriousquestion 21 jun
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    • That’s how you get house arrest
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    • I'm horny
      fuckmr 21 jun
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    • westchestman
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      westchestman 21 jun
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    • The creation of doorbells: I’m gonna yell at your house until you talk to me
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    • Homecoming
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    • Cummy Rae Jespen
      ThatNut 23 jun
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    • I just text to tell them I've arrived to raid their fridge.
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    • I'm going to announce myself so you will not harm me. Lol
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    • These are annoying
      osckyy 23 jun
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    • Golden
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    • Minecraft
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    • Reminds me of that one bitch punching that dude's window while crying "let me talk to you" like a little kid in trouble
      THAWTHUG 22 jun
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    • It's more of a knuckle slap
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    • InfoChecker When and why was the concept of knocking invented?
      HotGnoons 22 jun
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    • Make some noise boys
      MalacathK 22 jun
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    • We text im outside now
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      Swiggo 21 jun
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    • Horny Rae jepsen
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    • I mean really it’s just to let them know you’re there, nobody is punching houses? Most people are knocking
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    • Nah, more like "MAKE NOISE MAKE NOISE"
      MoonMann 21 jun
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    • I'm gonna make a noise so you hear me
      Phos 21 jun
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    • I had a huge crush on Carly Rae jepsen as a kid
      Sevs 21 jun
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    • This sounds like a Ryan George skit
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    • Hm seems legit
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    • Add a kick in there once in a while! It works!
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    • This reminds me of this time I started an overwatch game and this girl started talking through mic chat. She started complaining about how no one else was talking on mic and purposely trying to get the team to loose cause no one was saying hi to her... what is up with people?
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    • Sounds like something that started in Minecraft
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    • DoughnutVan
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      DoughnutVan 21 jun
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      EPont 21 jun
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    • Reagan smash
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    • First person: *Makes sound*. Second person: *hears sound and goes to location of sound* Greetings commences
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    • Not funny and he uses the dog filter
      MLAZ1990 21 jun
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    • Minecraft etiquette
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    • Open the door
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    • Notice me. Notice meeeee. *bang* Notice me
      iTrollHAM 21 jun
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    • Sheldon Cooper
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    • Have you ever been locked out of something and need to inform people on the other side of your presence? Naw me neither, knocking is weird.
      Ashby018 21 jun
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    • Just seen an ad for a dildo on the meme before this
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    • red_reign 21 jun
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    • Just like minecraft
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    • The invention of locking doors must've came before that
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    • Beats screaming
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    • No moron. The invention of knocking was “hmm I need to make a noise that will get their attention. “
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    • no its more passive than that. more like "im gonna make audible taps til you acknowlege someone is at the door"
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    • This seems very stupid
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    • I call upon Infochecker!
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    • Stop bullying the house it was an innocent bystander
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    • Its more like, I’m going to fist your house until you talk to me
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    • Yes
      kahdhs 21 jun
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    • That genuinely made me laugh out loud. Nice.
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    • Next, I’ll punch the window
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    • Apparently my mom don’t know how to knock
      JamixChan 21 jun
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