• GOD you can swim fast and slide on
your chest
PENGUIN sounds cool
GOD but you'll have no defenses
PENGUIN: uh... how am I supposed to
stay alive GOD swim faster. Oh btw, you're a bird
PENGUIN Nice! Sol can escape
predators just by flying away GOD you won't be able to fly
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    • We have our ways.
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    • In ancient times penguins were able to fly, they just evolved (or devolved depending on who you ask) because their food source was in the water and they had no need to fly
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    • When all their food is underwater, there is no need to fly
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    • But you’ll have two movies made from your truly unbeatable ability to vibe.
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    • Oh wow a reaction image that actually makes sense and fits with the context? Daring today aren’t we
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    • Oh you won’t be able to evade shit... uhhhh.... I’m gonna slide you into Antarctica bye now good luck
      Flubnub3 25 jul
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    • To be fair nothing can swim fast enough to catch them
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    • You also have horrible balance
      justjarad 28 jul
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    • Just don’t die, easiest method to stay alive.
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    • Noot noot
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    • I dont think they even have any land predators
      Slank 25 jul
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    • I rember the show where this came from but I forgot the name.
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    • omg what is this show again please tell me
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    • If this gets 1000 likes i’ll ask out a random stranger in collective
      nitwitty 25 jul
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    • It’s kinda like humans. “Okay, so you’re a primate” “Nice, so I’m good at swinging in trees” “You have the weakest arm strength out of any great ape” “....okay” “Also, members of your species are going to refuse to believe that you evolved and only believe in me” “Wait that doesn-“ “Okay, off you go
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    • Imagine typing a fucking fact and then get a fucking dumbass warning for spam content
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    • You know that penguins have a natural defense called camouflage when swimming there white bellies blend them in when a predator is swimming under them and their black backs will blend them in when a predator is swimming over them
      Kifth 28 jul
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    • Ah yes, the plot of happy feet
      warri 28 jul
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    • Penguins don't fly because there are no trees in their environment.
      BRB14 28 jul
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    • And there’s these things called leopard seals......
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    • But you’ll be cute as fuck
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    • *The ostrich let to him* : you're lucky
      jrlingen 28 jul
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    • God doesn’t create animals dumbass
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    • I need me a penguin femboy bf
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    • Ya but penguins can swim incredibly fast
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    • Man, god sure is a dick.
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    • Bro, I'd love to belly slude
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    • I actually had a conversation at church yesterday with a man about how penguins should be extinct by now.
      MrUSA1776 27 jul
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    • aw, let’s smash like for pengu
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    • Wish I had the video of Lisa walking into a habitat of flying penguins and they stop when they noticed her. 😆
      Mzhunny 27 jul
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    • Yeah wtf I didn’t sign up for this shit
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    • Penguins can’t talk
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    • Penguin best water animal
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    • Repent, this is blasphemy
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    • me_V2 27 jul
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    • “Well now i am NOT a believer!”
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    • Yeah but we do be waddlin' though.
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    • Puffins 😁
      Gintaman 27 jul
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    • “You’re cute though” penguins: “Shiiiit maybe it’s worth it”
      Skeek 27 jul
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    • don't forget that penguins can launch their crap 30 ft
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    • If their meal chain was messed up and like evolution was to take place maybe one day they could fly
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    • and pengu is a penguin! LOL! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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    • They are predators
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    • And you have no knees
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    • Pingu is the funniest show I have loved as a child and as an adult would recommend
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    • Know what’s worse? Being a human who’s born ugly and poor.
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    • Penguins=Cool
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    • And you live in a frozen hellscape completely cut off from any other animal contact besides leopard seals coming to eat your family
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    • God: You also have no terrestrial predators
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    • KrebtheOK 26 jul
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    • NOOT!
      John_Cook 26 jul
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    • Angry noot noot
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    • I mean skipper is a penguin and he kicks ass
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    • If we're a product of intelligent design, then why the FUCK is the human body so poorly made? Checkmate Christians
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    • Penguin: “Well at least I’ll live by the beach, right? So I can swim?” God: “Well actually-“
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    • Penguins are so badass god had to nerf them
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    • Ostriches: bro same-
      Poptatos 26 jul
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    • Good reaction image
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    • They found de way
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    • It’s evolution, they didn’t just spawn there like that
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    • You're not allowed to criticize God's designs
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    • Noot noot
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    • I feel like they have the most terrifying predators than others
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    • Penguin
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    • Why did he put “penguin” on a picture with a frickin penguin in it?
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    • Pengo (forgot how to spell) was my childhood
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    • Evolution is kinda bs when you think about it. Well, also useful I guess. Instead of developing to have prime physical and mental stats, well we just adapt to whatever suits us. I'm sure there's a reason but damn
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    • No defenses? How about the ability to live in such a frigid climate they outnumber their predators?
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    • God: You will look like your always in a tuxedo.
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    • I love penguins. They’re my favorite animals.
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    • And you fall down. A lot.
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    • "wtf" caption unnecessary
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    • God: "Actually never mind, turns out you can fly" Penguin: "Well now I'm not doing it"
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    • I’m trying to just become like that Michael Myers nigga and comment on as much stuff as possible but I don’t have anything to say
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    • Isn’t the reaction meme say something else ?
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    • But.....you can deep throat a whole fish
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    • Penguins have sharp ass beaks for a defense
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    • God had to nerf us
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    • A meme about me teriffic!
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    • They reproduce sorta fast and roam in large numbers so it’s fine
      DashMan 26 jul
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    • There is no god.
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    • You also walk like a retard baby
      TurtI 26 jul
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    • "Gabriel... new idea"💡
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    • You got tons of fat and flubber to stay alive in the Antarctic. Be happy.
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    • Indeed that is penguin
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