• "É. fuck-cuslomers
A few years back, I was a waitress at a breakfast diner. 0n the
menus mere are plctures of omelettes. The omelenes plclured
are yellow.
It's 11 at mgm. I get the last table before closlng. and it's a gm
my age. She asks for tea and an egg while omelette. So I
bring over her egg white omelene, and she starts screaming.
Why? Because it's not yellow like in the picture on the menu,
it's white, 50 something must be wrong. I explamed that the
yolk is what makes omelenes yellow, and she didn't want egg
yolks. She's still mad, and yells again. And then reallzes she
could eat while she's yelling, so she does, and I get to watch
her chew with her mouth open while she rants about eggs.
I'm exhausted and dying inside. She finally stops. I ask if she
wants a refill of tea, and she says yes. She's quiet for the rest
o' her meal, for which I am ven] grateful.
After she paid and left, I collected her recelpt. On xt, she wrote
in all caps "I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EGGS WORK BUT
IT WAS YUMMY." She left a $20 bill on the tame as a (ip. She
also left some pills in a bag that my manager sem to the
police, which were identified as some son o' amphetamine.
Don't do drugs Kids. you'll forget how eggs work.
,fé
The moral of the slow wasn't really what i expected, but R's
hilarious
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    • That was part of your tip, ya fuckin narc
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    • If you doubt this story then you probably haven't worked at a resturaunt or cafe before.
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    • I'd laugh my ass off if this happened to me. Idc if the customer is right there. I'm laughing
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    • She gave u drugs and a $20 dollar tip and ur still mad?
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    • Amphetamines are common prescription meds like Adderall, not necessarily a bad thing
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    • I had a guy my age throw a tantrum bc he asked the waitress to cut his toast in halves and she didn’t do it the way his mom does it. This guy was over fucking 20 yrs old.
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    • Amphetamine is adderall. Pretty sure that won’t make you forget how eggs work
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    • No druggie is leaving a 20 dollar tip or giving up some of their pills to some random person
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    • I'm glad that we've gotten to the point where people get more annoyed with comments saying "I doubt that happened" than the post itself. Who cares, it's a funny read and it's very well within the realm of possibility
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    • Psychedelics are ok though.
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    • Had a woman introduce herself to ne at the laundromat. Explained how she doesn't do drugs now and has a kid and is cleaning up her life. Asks if I wanna buy xanax. Then asks if I wanna sell her some. Walks away and comes back 5 minutes later and introduces herself to me again and starts over
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    • So you sent her script to the popo and try to get her charged with possession of controlled substance. After she gave you a 20 tip. Bitch get yo priorities straight.
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    • Yo this sounds like a DirectTV commerical! When you have cable, you get bored. When you get bored, you do drugs. When you do drugs, you go to restaurants and confuse the waitress because you forgot how eggs work. Don't forget how eggs work. Switch to DirectTV.
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    • The funniest thing i noticed about this that wasn’t even apart of the story was the source for the reply saying fuck-cust XD
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    • 20 bucks and some atterall. Lit.
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    • She left a good tip but that narc fuckin called the cops?
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    • This was fuckin wild from start to finish
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    • How protected and compensated is your life when it is okay to start screaming because your eggs are the color of what you ordered but you thought it was supposed to be a different color? By the way the pills were probably adderal, but adderal is supposed to be an appetite suppressant... IDK
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    • Amphetamines are stimulants and stimulants don’t let you eat.. I guarantee the story is not real, but I got a laugh out of it regardless... Plus we all know that junkies don’t tip a lot of money because they need their money to buy more drugs
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    • Why would you narc on her if she left you a 20$ tip? Just swipe em into a pocket or a trashcan and move on
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    • This is why people who dont know shit about drugs shouldnt make up stories about drugs. She wouldnt be eating if she was on amphetamines.
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    • What happens when I do drugs
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    • I don't doubt that this could have happened. People on drugs do weird, outlandish shit and think it's normal. My ex had a crackhead at his work get tackled by cops and scream the whole way to the cop car.
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    • Some pills... so what? Like adderall? That does the exact opposite of something like making you forget how eggs work
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