"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
I told her bad ass to leave that dog along, nooooo... she said shut up Grand Daddy, now look at
her tuff ass
Yungmilfslayer Yungmilfslayer
9 sep 2020
I told her bad ass to leave that dog along, nooooo... she said shut up Grand Daddy, now look at her tuff ass
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Damn.... I'm kinda
tired of living through these
Major historical events
RedrumDude RedrumDude
5 nov 2020
Damn.... I'm kinda tired of living through these Major historical events
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
socialmediapariah socialmediapariah
22 mar
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
Netflix: Are you still there
Me:
bigclout bigclout
1 may
Netflix: Are you still there Me:
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
Hey there sexy
MakeShiftArtist MakeShiftArtist
15 jan 2021
Hey there sexy
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!"
TRAINING
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!" TRAINING
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...