• What’s the dumbest
thing you believed as a
child?
When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me
that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or
get tattoos unless your mother was dead.
One day, outside the grocery store I saw a big,
tough looking dude covered in tats, straddling
the loudest motorcycle ever. Damned it 5 year
old me didn’t go up to him and ask, “Hey. Is
your mom dead?”
Dude looked at me and said, “Yeah.”
And I was shocked that my mom was right.
& índicativeof-sideways-escalation
That man was probably freaked tf out that
some random creepy child came up to him
unprompted and asked after his deceased
mother
  • {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • The vacuum would blow up if it stays still for too long while turned on
      3.8K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1.1K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That it was illegal to drive with the cabin light on in the car
      AReed2056 11 jun
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My parents told me and my sister that if we left the lights on in the back seat at night that they couldn't see and that a cop would pull us over
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought that the laugh tracks on TV shows were just other people watching the show at home. I used to try to talk to them through the tv
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was little I didn't know what down syndrome was and thought they were all brother and sisters
      Otterdahl 12 jun
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mine was Tiananmen Square, my government keeps telling me nothing ever happened
      Turian 11 jun
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My parents told me that a girl who never had sex had a baby that I needed to worship, and if I didn’t a dude with goat legs would torture me forever. It was an elaborate hoax, they brought me to a whole dedicated facility every Sunday just to pound the information in.
      14 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I always thought those little erasers you got on Halloween were just terrible candy, and would eat all of them first to get them out of the way.
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Was told I was spoiled brat as a kid, I was poor and barely talked as a kid but didn't remember it till later in life so I spent like 12 years thinking I had a decent childhood only to realize that life sucks and nostalgia is stronger than crack
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That fruit would grow inside me if I swallowed seeds. It's actually a great way to have an unlimited food source
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I use to have acne and my uncle told me “once u have sex ur acne goes away” load and behold my acne went away after we fucked
      NegroBoy 12 jun
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought if you gave the Xbox 360 the middle finger the fbi could arrest you
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom told me that if I turned the light inside the car on the cops would pull us over I stopped believing this when I was 15
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That if you ate seeds, they would grow inside you
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought toys had feelings & wanted to buy broken toys as a child because I thought they would get thrown away & thought they only wanted to be loved .
      ToriAnn_ 16 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought that if I cried when I had to pee really badly that the water from my bladder would turn into my tears.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I believed the media was unbiased
      ericmek86 14 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You can’t turn on the light inside the car cuz it’s dangerous
      Gradiator 13 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It was illegal to keep the car overhead lights on at night
      Arkoss 13 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I believed in god as a child, then I grew up
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • the dumbest thing I believed was that if you pee in the desert, the pee pee monster would come to cut off your dick
      ShuIk 12 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought the earth made a sound to signal it was the afternoon but it was just a plane passing overhead everyday.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The ice cream truck only played music when they were out of ice cream
      well222 12 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My parents kept telling my I’m handsome.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You’d get arrested for driving with the lights on inside.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its illegal to drive with the interior cab lights on in a vehicle
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Up until like last year, I thought that black people call white people “ritz” because our skin is pale like a saltine, not because white people cracked whips at black people.
      BDEnergy 12 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That women r caring creatures
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you pee in the shower, it'll come out of the shower head
      YourSilly 11 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • the dumbest thing I ever believed in was the outdated idea that if you get good grades and go to college and do hard work that will set you up for a successful life. Working for somebody else wont help you later in life. The government wont either. thus 80yr old walmart greeters
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The dumbest thing I believed is when my dad said he'll be back from the store
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That something important ever happened at Tiananmen Square
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My parents used to say that if I had caffeine before I turned eighteen I wouldn't grow any taller.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • unused to think it was illegal to drive with the light on in the car
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • brother and I told my sister she'd get shot twice in the back of the head if she stayed up to wait for santa
      Cameron_B 11 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You can’t turn on the light inside the car at night or you will get a ticket
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It was illegal to drive with lights on in the car
      Spoinky 11 jun
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought people were born at different ages
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was told by my teachers that drinking and driving was illegal in 1st grade, my dad was in military and gosh darn it he had a cup of coke and as we were in the car getting our ids checked by security I blurted out that my dad has been drinking and driving,.... yeah my ass got beat hard that day...
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was super young I didn't understand things like skin pigmentation and difference in appearance so I always thought black kids and mexicans got tan super fast
      luciobro 13 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dads friends used to terrorize me with the “stinger” it was just a TV antenna but they said it was a deadly zapper that would electrocute me if I was touched by it. I spent my childhood getting chased by a TV antenna
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad told me guacamole was chopped up lizards
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I believed my parents cared about me
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Until I was around 8~ years old, I thought that the entire world was black and white in the past. Like god magically came out with some patch notes 😂
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was the only white kid in elementary school and I thought one day I would turn black... true story
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Turning on the light in a car while droving was illegal
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That it was illegal to turn the lights on in the car while your parents were driving
      Royal1969 12 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cookie dough will kill me
      Bug_Juice 12 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That women were good people and I would find love.
      ECHO5ECHO 12 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fruit seeds would grow inside my stomach
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I beleived my parents loved me
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The swat team would take me away when I ripped the "do not remove under penalty of law" tag off my pillow by accident
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was a kid I was afraid to eat Caesar salads because I thought it was called a seizure salad and that kids too young to handle it would get seizures from eating it
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was a kid I thought that Sunday’s no matter what we’re supposed to be the hottest day of the week just because it had the word “sun” in it lol
      Mechazawa 11 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought that when you played a song from a CD that the person who sings the song was actually singing the song live each time you pressed play and stoped singing when you pressed pause. I would play a song at 3:00 AM just to "wake the person up" and be funny.
      IZ_YOU_OK 11 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to believe that adults were wise and they knew what they were talking about. Boy that was not accurate
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom called ice cream truck music trucks and never told me they sold ice cream
      Jennnny 11 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thought that babies came out of buttholes because I didn't know what girls had down there.
      Concept 11 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought you had to pee in a girl to get her pregnant
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That grade school teachers really had fucking eyes in the back of their heads. You couldn't see because of their hair
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All races are equal
      iFappy 11 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • blood was blue
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I believed that it was illegal to drive with the interior lights on until I got my license.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thinking it’s illegal to turn the car light on while driving
      _sugma_ 18 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to think quicksand was a much bigger problem than it actually is. I mean like a quicksand pandemic
      noncon 17 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was younger I thought people never stopped growing and that one day when you became too old and too tall to live with the rest of people you went to the Forrest to be a tree with all your oldy friends. I thought that’s how trees were formed.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to believe all adults were smart
      Chef_pool 15 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That there were people in the stoplights controlling the colors. I believed that until I was around 9.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • had a friend who said she was going to Mississippi. didn't know that was a state. 'who the fuck is misses ippy' I thought.
      CapnDoggo 14 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ginger ale was an alcoholic drink.
      Tzarboi 14 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That life would get easier
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If I swallowed watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow inside of me.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought everyone had a penis
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to believe God was real
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That “permanent records” in schools existed
      jdremy6 12 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I always held my breath around kids with down syndrome because I thought I would catch their "disease"
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom told me the car cigarette lighter socket was a button to make the car self-destruct... (probably to keep me from putting my fingers in). That backfired badly tho because I became hella scared of going in the car
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That the ice cream truck only played music when it's out of ice cream
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom told me that when I was realllllly young, my penis fell off because I didnt wash it when I showered.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pshh, my moms not dead, and I just bought a motorcycle today.... *goes over to moms house after work* DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
      trix4free 12 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dead ass, my mom passed years ago, 1st thing I did was get a tattoo for her, my 1st tattoo of many now. And now I ride a motorcycle to work everyday, my dad says my mom would have killed me id she was here, ha ha
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom told me that if I kept the refrigerator open it would explode killing everyone in the house
      Jivy 12 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • On may 18th, 1980 I had just found a log to hang my ass over to take a dump. Looking at Mt St Helen, it blew up scaring the literal shit out of me.
      hawl 12 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • we have thick woods behind our house so my parents told me and my brother if we ever went in them without them the "mudman" would take us and drown us in mud because there was a creek
      megafuck 12 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought trees were alive... like actually alive, like cats or something, where they communicate and when you chop them with an axe they scream in pain in tree language.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I didn’t know that boobs had nipples cause I only ever saw cleavage.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to think that the little light on the car was illegal to turn on while driving
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That I should appease some fictional figure in the sky in order to not suffer forever. That shit was dumb af.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom told me that if I was bad, they would sell me to the gypsies. This is actually based on the time gypsies tried to kidnap my great aunt as a baby.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I thought there were tiny people inside of traffic lights changing the lol
      SHLBKAT 11 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • As a child I touched my penis to much so my dad said if I kept touching it it would fall off, let’s just say I stopped touching it for a longggg time
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That we would get stopped by officers for having the light on in the car for too long
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If I ate any seed then it’ll grow in my stomach
      bwatson4 11 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • One of the dumbest things I didn't believe was chicken the food and chicken the bird are the same thing. "Nuh uh, they just have the same name. People wouldn't eat chickens"
      Myue 11 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My mom convinced me that it was illegal to turn a light on in a car. Also my parents convinced my brother that he had a question/ word limit and if he went over he wouldn’t be able to speak for the rest of the month
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If my cousins and I didn’t quiet down when we were told, our parents would call “the man” and he would take us away and kill us
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine the guy breaks down in tears at being reminded at the memory of his mom and the kid tries to comfort him like "there there"
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
      gewilly6 11 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That anyone can follow their dreams and that you can do anything as long as you don't give up
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.