• when the dentist asks how
often I brush my teeth
and I say twice a
day
was actually using an
advanced technique there
called
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    • Wow. A technoblade meme. Nice.
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    • Technoblade-God of War, Dream-God of strategy, Grian-God of creation, MumboJumbo-God of efficiency...Any more?
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    • If the dentist asks that question, they already know the answer
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    • Doctor: When was the last time you flossed? Me: Bruh you were there
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    • Potato War 3 alone proves techno is a psychopath
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    • I brush my teeth every morning, but I mostly just forget to do it at night. My teeth aren’t extremely white, but they’re not disgusting. The fact my teeth aren’t aligned is more gross than the color
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    • Blood for the blood god
      roar1008 5 aug
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    • Technoplaaaaane
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    • Yes, the techno format
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    • Nasty ass doo doo breath niggas
      Aramir 5 aug
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    • The potato war devolved from “heh, I lied about my potato output so you’d overestimate your chances” to “He has spent 8 hours a day for 6 whole months doing nothing but farming potatoes and substantially harming his mental health in the process, so I will do 12 hours a day to defeat him, get fucked”
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    • Life tip: rip your teeth out with pliers before going to the dentist so they can't tell how little you brush and floss your teeth
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    • Honestly MCU was the best Minecraft pvp I’ve ever seen. Like fr, there’s a fucking 3v21, and the 3 win. That’s insane.
      7B7UE7 5 aug
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    • Techno quickly shot up my list of favorite creators. He has this inherent wit about him that'd absolutely hilarious
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    • That mans the second worst things to happen to orphans.
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    • Have yall watched the recent tournament with techonoblade? Shit was insane.
      Presty 5 aug
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    • Please let this become a popular meme format
      LTG130 5 aug
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    • I still remember when Technoblade placed below Dream in that competition after talking trash and immediately started simping, legitimately funny.
      AURAXXUR 5 aug
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    • Yall are gross
      yeegurt 5 aug
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    • Technoblade?
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    • Technoblade Neva Diesss
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    • YOU MUST TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 300 YEARS IF YOU WISH TO BEAT ME
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    • and y’all are proud to admit that? yikes
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    • Train for another 100 years
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    • I gonna use a lesser known speedrunning strat called “literally cheating”
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    • Techno pog
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    • Only true og’s remember what happened at about 9:00 am, Saturday April 22nd 2017
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    • That fireplace is terrifying
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    • Who here has watched Techno since his Blitz/Town of Salem days ?
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    • A texhnoblade meme, nice!
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    • Techno won. 3v21. Pretty much the ending battle in LOTR 3.
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    • TechnoFeature
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    • me and the homies hate people who dont take proper care of their teeth
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    • I deadass spent like 3 years not brushing my teeth and i still forget to and ive only had one cavity while my sister brushes everyday and had 7
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    • Yea I don’t brush my teeth or floss, ow’d you know I was bri’ish?
      chopstew 6 aug
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    • TECHNOPLANE
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    • Bro I’ve made a couple of techno blades thumbnails he’s hilarious
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    • Technological claymore
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    • Just bought a Techno Youtooz for $90
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    • Did someone say TECHNOBLADE
      Clincots 5 aug
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    • Okay, so growing up my mother worked night shifts and that would leave my sister and I with our dad. He never taught us any hygiene and although mom tried to remind us to brush our teeth, the idea never stuck. Now I’m an adult and I still have issues with remembering, but I’m really trying to 1/2
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    • Stinky ass breath smelling
      Rico_ 5 aug
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    • Tbh I only brush in the mornings
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    • Sounds British to me
      Fritzor 5 aug
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    • Twice a year but only on odd numbered years
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    • shiet i barely wash my hands
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    • Anyone witness the rise of tommyinnit? He's played with technoblade on hypixel skyblock
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    • TECHNOOOO
      corlidei 6 aug
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    • DANCE POTATOE BOY DANCE
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    • Who tf lies to their dentist, just say you don’t floss ever
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    • HOLY SHIT, TECHNOBLADE GOT FEATURED
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    • Do people really not brush their teeth twice a day? That's like not showering. It's just disgusting
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    • Wait till the day before and scape off all of the gunk then eat it for yourself before the doctor can
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    • TECHNOBRUSH
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    • Bruh
      Ruft 5 aug
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    • I brush twice and floss 3 times, but i don't have much enamel, because my dad gave me some shit teeth genes haha
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    • Depending on your diet you probably can go longer without brushing than others. Sugary shit will build a lotta plaque and make your breath reek but if you only drink water you’re probably better off for longer
      Fikfofo 5 aug
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    • I try to brush 1-2 tines a day but there are some days o forget
      Vistory 5 aug
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    • Don't turn my office into a house of lies. Why don't we take a look at the big book if British smiles
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    • Blood for the blood god
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    • Ew why is there a technoblade feature? Let’s get a Dream feature.
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    • y’all nasty. stinky breath people
      Byekyuu 5 aug
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    • Call me nasty but I don’t brush my teeth often at all, maybe once a month. every time I go to the dentist they tell me I do a great job brushing. And I’ve never had a cavity.
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    • Bruh I do it like once a week. Not even kidding my breath is nasty and some people complain all the time.
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    • This is acceptable congrats
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    • They’re
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    • I lied once as a kid and the doctor called me out. They know what they are talking about. They are pros after all
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    • Sanspaper
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    • Hate that dude's voice
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    • Dream reigns supreme, let's get this bacon
      IsLum 5 aug
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    • Dream > Technoblade
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    • Your gross
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    • BRUH TECHNOBLADE + DREAM = MCC BRUTALITY WINNNNN
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    • Do you people actually not brush twice a day
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    • Techno is better than Dream
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    • I didn’t brush for a few months when quarantine started and I got gingivitis
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    • It’s weird to think I’ve been subbed to him for over 6 years, I played on hypixel when he did back in 2014 and only had a few thousand subs
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    • Technoplane
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    • no lie, ever since i’ve lived on my own i’ve never brushed my teeth once. it’s been like 3 years
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    • At this point most of my time spent on iNigga is in collective
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    • Ahh yes, hypixel skyblock.
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    • oh wow it’s like I’ve never ever seen this glorious meme in the feature section before wow isn’t this great
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    • Technoblade is scary good at Minecraft
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    • Y’all are disgusting, learn some proper hygiene
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    • Dental student here: if we ask the question, we already know the answer. We just have to update your patient risk file to affect how much services will be paid by the insurance and how much will be paid for by you. Just floss and brush your teeth. It’s easy.
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    • Well that’s gross
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    • Brush your damn teeth nasty
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    • Ya, every time she gives me the shpeel and I'm just like "I understand"
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    • Nasty
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    • I can hear him say this
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    • I brush my teeth once a day because I only eat one meal a day
      Reilaki 7 aug
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    • On school nights its twice a day, on weekends its every night
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    • Techno support
      JustMaxT 7 aug
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    • PEOPLE ON HERE KNOW TECHNOBLADE HOLY SHIT MAYBE HUMANITY ISNT DOOMED AFTER ALL
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    • A lie we all have told Is telling our dentist we would floss everyday
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    • Anyone else have depressive episodes where you can’t even brush your teeth or shower for days?
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    • Yall are fucking nasty if youre not brushing your teeth twice a day
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    • TECHNOBLADE
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