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    • Hey guys, I'm going on break. Smile so everyone can see.
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    • When my parents are constantly watching tv and on their phone while telling me to get off my phone
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    • Them: "A drug addict would be more interesting than your sorry ass"
      WayAway 26 jul
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    • I have a phone, I’m going to use it
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    • Bruh my mom yells at me for being lazy and doesn’t appreciate that I’m not a loud party person so to make a dumb point I stole her wine and it took her 2 months to find out I didn’t even drink it I was just mad lol
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    • U could also be a Nobel prize winner.... why do u have to compare urself w what is worse? Why not the better?
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    • Cool but also socialize with your family you disassociated depressed retard
      Pinsir 26 jul
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    • Actually drug addicts aren't that different from average people. When you use a device to do stuff like watch a movie,browse stuff,etc... a large amount of dopamine(enjoyment chemical) is released by your brain. When you use do this a lot, you get used to having high levels of dopamine...1/2
      Geico 26 jul
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    • Jokes on you, I'm on my phone all the time AND a drug addict
      SouthPaw 26 jul
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    • My mother bitched about my playing videogames so much in middle school that I just switched to drugs in highschool and I was never home to hear complaints and when I was home, I was too high to care.
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    • This is garbage.
      MrSauce3 26 jul
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    • I have to ask mine why they are always on their phone.
      monkeyz25 26 jul
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    • What a lame ass excuse. Little brother’s exactly like that. Last week he had a couple friends over so my parents asked him if they could trust him and his friends to not drink out of the Liquor cabinet and he got so pissed off at them for asking a reasonable question.
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    • I'm in this group chat of people who like me from my school and are generally a few years older than me and they hang out like everyday and they're throwing a party in a few days. My parents say they want me to socialize but never let me go out unless it's to the same place every god damn time.
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    • Featured with 7 likes
      Beight 26 jul
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    • I’m both fuck you lol
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    • Well I used to be a opiate addict and now I'm less than a year away from graduating and providing for my family. And I still stay off my phone when in eating with my parents because that's respectful so yea I think this is better.
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    • I was a drug addict for years. Clean now for a couple years too. Your parents are extremely lucky if you are not an addict.
      Whitlonzo 26 jul
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    • Instead they got a porn addict
      Cobot 26 jul
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    • Shitty ass logic. Just be better, if you’re spending to much time on your phone, take a break and improve yourself in some other meaningful way.
      UnAlive 27 jul
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    • That looks like Lana "I molested my little sister and wrote a book about it" Dunham
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    • you could also be a successful and productive person
      bIanco 26 jul
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    • Or you could be a respectful child do you know how unlucky they are?
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    • I'm not on my phone all the time by any means. I honestly don't even do any of the social media shit beside snapchat just to txt friends. But then again, I am somewhat of a drug addict sooo...
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    • because reality makes me sad
      nitwitty 26 jul
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    • She’s prolly a drug dealer which is why she on her phone all the time
      slothhy 27 jul
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    • for every 10 likes on this comment i’ll take a day away from ifunny. help me get out of this please
      DoffoG 26 jul
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    • I do both
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    • Making an appointment to buy drugs.
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    • You're automatically trash when you compare yourself to someone so bad just to justify something.
      Poptato 26 jul
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    • I am a drug addict.
      ChiIIs 26 jul
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    • I swear I'm a bosnian
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    • Jokes on u guys I’m always on my phone and a drug addict
      333creed 26 jul
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    • Just get off the gosh damn phone
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    • iFurry 26 jul
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    • Other kids: *Stealing, getting in gangs, having sex with anyone, literally kiIling people* Me as a kid: *Liked to play on my xbox for more than 30 minutes* My parents: You monster!
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    • I'm high asf rn
      Abdull 26 jul
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    • Instead were addicted to the internet, it’s not really hurting me or anyone else but I wish I wasn’t on it in points in time that I could just put effort into conversation with my buds
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    • Jokes on you, bipidy boop I roofied your soup
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    • Octane is a drug addict
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    • Lol yea your lucky that your child watches porn and mr beast while eating doritos and drinking mountain dew
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    • I’m just a disappointment 😔
      Ponyos 26 jul
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    • once mom figured i was old enough to air out some of the families dirty laundry she told me about the time my dad his brothers and my moms brothers would go on a drinking/party binge for 3-4 days straight atleast once a month when they were my age & im the ungrateful good 4 nothing for smoking weed
      MrSamster 29 jul
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    • It’s fine that you aren’t a party person but don’t use it as excuse to not be a better person
      Vaen 28 jul
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    • i could also be black
      Sterbenn 28 jul
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    • Congratulations you achieved the bare minimum expected of you
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    • You can still be a drug addict
      newindian 27 jul
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    • Do both
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    • Well the answer is simple, because I want to
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    • A large amount of anything is bad. Just because something is more socially acceptable doesn’t mean it’s good for you. You’re just as bad as a drug addict.
      Cutsh 26 jul
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    • Why not both
      Lewwds_v1 26 jul
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    • They want an exciting adventurous kid not your boring ass
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    • To receive the serotonin and dopamine that your presence does not supply.
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    • Girls was awful
      Promised 26 jul
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    • What about a phone addicted drug addict?
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    • lol my poopy in my poopy hole burns
      Austeen 26 jul
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    • I was a drug dealer not addict. So yea that's why I was always on my phone.
      JMcK 26 jul
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    • I wish I could afford drugs...
      Usernemo 26 jul
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    • This is like someone bragging that they pay their bills or have never been to jail. You don't get credit for doing things you're supposed to do.
      lenig2 26 jul
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    • I'm just a drug addict, at least I'm not a murdered
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    • They are still unlucky because they have a talentless daughter who makes up lies to get attention.
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    • Because baiting
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    • I am a drug addict
      dicklongs 26 jul
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    • Active for 65 days already has nine features
      Scheme02 26 jul
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    • Why the fuck did I get a notification for this shit
      Hot_Rod 26 jul
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    • BwuceWee 26 jul
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    • Cup a butt nigga snut fluck snass ig sass
      2TheTea 26 jul
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    • Can't be out getting in trouble if you never leave the house
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      Boat_Man 26 jul
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    • I'd rather my kid be a drug addict than a shut in virgin
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    • Me: I may be a drug addict but at least I’m not on heroin as a teen mom.
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    • I am both iam tripping on acid right now
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    • Ah. I used to use this argument. And now I use drugs so now I can’t
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    • I saw three dead birds crawling with maggots that I had to get rid of. This just really relieved my anxiety
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    • Jokes on you I am a addict
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    • Why not both
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    • Lena Dunham fucking sucked
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    • I love this show so much
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    • Me who is both always on his phone and a drug addict: parents hate him
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    • Wow just crazy how that couldve been, luckily im both. Phew
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    • Well, they don’t have to be a phone addict either
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    • This is a 2010 meme lol
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    • Because my mom was poorly parented as a teen, she poorly parents me. We should probably get therapy together but she thinks she doesn’t need it but I do. I want to break the cycle and properly parent one day, and if my kid wants to get therapy with me I’ll go.
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    • Thanks for the likes guys
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    • you could be a drug addict but instead you are a loser
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    • The answer I always got was, that would ruin your life not mine. They got a point there
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    • That's not the point.
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    • I’m like leave me the fuck alone I come out my room whenever they have shit for me to do so when I want to chill just fuck off holy hell
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    • Yes... You could be a drug addict, but instead, you are addicted to the dopamine your phone gives you.
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