• Because there are always pregnant people, the
average number of skeletons in a body is
higher than one
I never needed to think about this, but now I'm
reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.
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    • Amputees reduce the number of skeletons by having partial skeletons so you would have to take into account the number of amputees as well
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    • But babies are separate bodies...
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    • The average number of fingers people have is less than 10
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    • How bout when you gots a bone in yer butthole
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    • Pregnant "people". Just say women. If you aren't XX you aren't giving birth to shit.
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    • Why do people on tumbler always have names like that like wtf is pseudinymous why can’t they just be named mike or something
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    • iT cAn'T bE a SkElOtOn If It'S nOt AlIvE a FeTuS iSn'T aLiVe UnTiL iT's BoRn
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    • Not to mention my bone in your mom. Because I lost my leg in that tragic accident but was able to donate the bone to someone in need I hope your mom is feeling better after surgery and I hope she can walk alright after all that dick I gave her last night
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    • I just got my ultrasound done today. Saw my baby's spine and skull. It's weird looking, like an alien
      TehLiv 18 jun
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    • What about races that are only 3/5 of a person?
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    • I have more arms than the average person
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    • It’s either less than one or more than one
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    • Tumblr*
      Ocellus 18 jun
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    • So you agree they are a person and therefore abortion is murder
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    • IDontLewds a month
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    • Dead bodies
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    • Technically the baby is a separate body
      Fast50hh 21 jun
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    • if you have 2 legs, you have more than the average amount of legs
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    • So I’ve always liked the fact that 2 legs is higher than the average amount of legs but I guess we need to find out if there are more pregnant people than leg amputees (I would guess there are) because that would mean 2 legs is less than the average amount of legs.
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    • Babies or fetuses have cartilage not bone
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    • Democrats: No thats a fetus.
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    • How would that be your average?
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    • Separate but still in
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    • I’m literally not even phased right now. That statistic has not changed my way of thinking one bit and it never will.
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    • Liberals: babies aren’t human
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    • If you had a single pregnant woman the average of skeletons in the body would still be greater than 1. Even if it's literally only a .0000000000001 increase
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    • bUt ItS hEr BoDy
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    • det025phx 19 jun
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    • the average amount of arms humans have is slightly less than 2
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    • I doubt there are more pregnant than non pregnant because the ratio of male to female is about 52:48. With more males so.....
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    • The average number of eyes per person is less than 2
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    • Planned Parenthood doing their part to even that number out.
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    • Actually a baby’s skeleton is mostly cartilage before and after it’s born
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    • The average, if using mean, is over 1, but because means aren't a resistant measure of center, if there are outliers, the mean would be inappropriate. One way to calculate outliers is to add 1.5IQR to the Q3 and subtract it from Q1. Since Q3 is the third quartile, above it represents 25% of (cont.)
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    • Aren't babies made of cartilage until they're born?
      jammse 18 jun
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    • Well no, that’s because there’s one body inside another body
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    • Pregnant "people"
      handh 18 jun
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    • But....only women get pregnant
      coldmanfx 18 jun
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    • Me, a male, walking around with a baby up my butt to make sure the average is more than 1 in guys
      HAPEEBOI 18 jun
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    • Hey guys, I’m at work, feel kinda sick, and bored what up?
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    • The average person has one testicle
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    • It’s not telling me how many features there are.... I think there’s something wrong with ifunny
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    • The average number of hands per person is less then 1
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    • Oh no I'm suffering ah stfu tumblr fag
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    • The average number of arms a person has is always going to be less than 2
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    • If you want to be super technical, the inside of the womb is actually on the outside of the body. In a similar fashion, the contents of your stomach and intestinal track are also technically on the outside of your body.
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    • And the most that ive heard of is 7 in 1
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    • The average human has one testicle
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    • Pregnant women* not pregnant people wtf is this, buzzfeed?
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    • But babies don’t have bones. They have cartilage and they go through ossification which replaces the cartilage with bones
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    • Oh man. What about people preggo with more than one baby?! That's a lot of skeletons for one person to have.
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    • this is why we use a median average instead of a mean average, sometimes.
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    • the average person has 1 testicle
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    • In chemistry it would still be one due to you only being able to have one sig fig
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    • People with bone surgery and artificial bones..
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    • There’s also dead people without bodies
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    • After crunching some numbers, this means the average is 1.00075 skeletons per person
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    • Foodporn sexy over here
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    • Ahh maybe that’s the real reason people want to kill them so bad
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    • The average number of hands per person is less than 2
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    • Pregnant 'people' right
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    • Babies are just human mecha pilots
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    • Men have an extra bone called the boner
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    • Mean is always a more accurate way to judge such things and the mean number of skeletons is one so fuck off
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    • Babies have cartilage "bones", which aren't actual bones and don't make a skeleton
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    • Babies are mostly made of cartilage :)
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    • Average human has 1 testicle
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    • What about twins or triplets etc
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    • As a kid I thought babies weren’t born with bones and it was just something they got when they got older
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    • 1 skeletons + 1 bone if you know what I mean
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    • The average number of hands per person is less than 2
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    • If you have two legs you have more than average because of amputations and birth defects
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    • Not true. More people are not pregnant so the average belongs to non pregnant people having one skeleton per body.
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    • The average number of arms is not 2 because of amputees (same with legs)
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    • But amputees kinda even it out
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    • Thanks to my delicious meal last night I also have 2 skeletons in my body
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    • The average amount of dicks men have is less than 1
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    • What about people missing limbs counts as less than a skeleton. There could be more cripples than unborn babies in the world
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    • The average number of heads in the world are higher than 1
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    • the average number of hands in the world is less than 2
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    • Imagine if people reproduced like how Russian dolls separate. You just rip in half and out pops a version of you that’s like 5 years younger.
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    • The average number of fingers people have is not 10
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    • Unborn Babies technically don’t have bones
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    • Babies count for their own body right?
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    • they said pregnant people and not pregnant women, they know something
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    • Babies in the womb are cartilogenous and therefore have practically no bones.
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    • The average human being has one breast and one testicle.
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