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    • *erection
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    • No one should sit on my lap unless you want to feel a boner. It can't tell the difference and doesn't care who you are. It just rises like the morning sun.
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    • Pro: Boner Con: Boner
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    • Notice how he is sitting on the lap of his woman, but only let his homie sit on his lap
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    • Why is everyone arguing over top or bottom? I'd be lucky just to HAVE a bunk bed
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    • I always prefer being big spoon. Even as a girl
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    • Some you mf’s have anxiety about using the toilet
      joefunny 26 jun
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    • my bf tried to be sexy and pick me up and throw me on the bed but I was heavier than he anticipated and he almost dropped me lmao
      lizzgir37 26 jun
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    • Just say you're a top and move on
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    • I liked it when my ex sat on my lap it made me feel not alone for once til she cheated on me
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    • I weigh 100 lb and I still get scared that I way too much even though 80% of the people I know can practically throw me across a football field like a football
      Poger 26 jun
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    • I had my bf sit on my lap when we started dating. He’s been awkward for years about it. But finally it’s our 7 year together and he just plops on my lap like it’s nothing. The training is complete. He’s a big man, and it’s the cutest thing I can get him to do for me.
      panda3nix 26 jun
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    • The man behind the slaughter
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    • Little spoon> big spoon
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    • I hate this shit, were in public and my girlfriend sits on my lap, waits till I'm hard then sits normally
      Lostboyyy 26 jun
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    • Too may bones in my butt for me to be able to sit on a lap
      KDallas13 26 jun
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    • this comment section be why movies make female characters painfully obvious they're females lmao
      Buttterss 26 jun
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    • You think you’re standing up subconsciously because the situation is awkward. But it turn out, *her* massive boner is lifting you towards the heavens
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    • Once had a girl who simply farted on me on my lap. Never again did I let her sit on my lap again
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    • Fuck that, as a slightly smol chick. Sitting on laps is the best damn seat in the house, boner included. If you ain't gettin a boner, you're disrespecting the booty.
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    • Im 300 fucking pounds. I WILL crush a nigga
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    • I am the opposite. Sitting on someone’s lap: comfy, I feel secure, bonding!! Having someone sit on my lap: my legs fell asleep 30 minutes ago, I am suffocating in your jacket... I don’t like being in power!!! I need to use the bathroom!!!!
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    • Idk man, sometimes you just feel a little stupid sitting on a females lap
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    • why is it considered gay to sit on the homies lap 😔
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    • Ha this is funny because human contact. I definitely get that and dont just constantly being scared of change and messing up any future relationship that I may have.
      Sken 26 jun
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    • Dis gay.
      Farengar 26 jun
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    • I love being big spoon
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    • I’m sure most girls that sit on guys laps actually want to feel their boner. I’m like 80% sure.
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    • I am 5,9 and my gf is 5,2 she likes me sitting on her lap but I feel stupid, and fuckin massive, I prefer to have her sit on me. (And if it's a friend who just randomly decided to sit on your lap, then flex your arms to not get a boner)
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    • I lean into it to be a cunt
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    • Yeah I’m 220 lbs I get scarred if I put my full weight on somebody
      jfuchs13 26 jun
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    • I just got of an airplane yesterday😔 F
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    • My boyfriend always has me sit on his lap in the morning while he's gaming. I usually fall asleep for a bit while he plays
      star66 27 jun
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    • I had the biggest crush on this girl. She had a bf but would always flirt with me, she hooked me up with her cousin. I was sitting in her cousins lap joking, and then she sat in mine. Her cousin started bouncing and I was so close to having a threesome 😪😪
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    • Erection might be a problem for some of us
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    • When I sit on a guys lap I *want* to feel their erection. That’s real ducking🦆 hot.
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    • If a guy sits in anyone's lap, he's automatically gay
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    • The artist seriously made a guy silhouette sit on him but not a girl one.
      Phanos 26 jun
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    • It’s funny how you can tell someone has mental issues from the art style alone, what is it with tumblr dwellers and using the same art style
      DrakeBell 26 jun
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    • I’m a 6ft guy and I like being the little spoon
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    • More like MY GOD THEY CAN FEEL IT CANT THEY
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    • I LOVE people sitting on my lap and I legit can’t tell you why. It’s just an amazing feeling.
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    • Autauga 26 jun
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    • I have a really boney ass so sitting on people is a no
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    • 🦴r
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    • I was hs freshmen and my spanish teacher told me to sit down. We were in the CAF from a trip. So anyways I sat on my guy friend lap for like 7 seconds and everyone noticed so awkward
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    • I like being held and sitting on my girls lap. I like holding her and having her in my lap. It's just nice to be around each other
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    • You’re just nervous around women I think
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    • I want to be the big spoon for my GF more often but I'm 150 cm and she's 185 cm. I do try tho
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    • With or without getting off this app, I’ll probably never get someone to sit on my lap
      juke119 27 jun
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    • It makes you feel weak in a way sitting in someone else’s lap like helpless if you know what I’m trying to say
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    • Why is this so accurate
      harshit 26 jun
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    • I'm a bigger girl so I'm really self conscious about sitting in my boyfriend's lap - the only time I have without straddling him was when he pulled me on and wouldn't let me up. But he's skinny so I pull him on my lap all the time but I can't rest my chin on his shoulders cuz he's taller
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    • B o n e r time
      Booteh 26 jun
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    • I'm a skinny dude I usually assume my but is craving into and piercing into those thick thights
      Spezatron 26 jun
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    • I intentionally crush people when given the opportunity.
      NotBocaj 26 jun
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    • my gf loves when I lay on top of her and I love that she loves that c:
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    • 200 + gang
      Leo777654 27 jun
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    • I like doing both. That way I know I. An handle them and they can handle me.
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    • This one girl back in elementary sat on my lap on purpose even though it was my seat and I was this close 👉👌 to getting some pussy on my dick
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    • This girl used to always just sit on my lap so now I’m kinda used to it and don’t get boners anymore unless she’s trying to give me one
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    • Tootadoo please crash me
      Hasu 26 jun
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    • Gay
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    • "did I just poop my pants"
      MemeDump 26 jun
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    • She looks like she’s about to femdom his ass
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    • Mood
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    • You forgot boner
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    • No cuddly gf good night
      Savathuun 26 jun
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    • Really It’s the impending fear of impaling them with the bones of your non-ass. #flatassgang
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    • My first ex wanted me to sit on her when we were on the couch and I was like "You sure?" She's like "Yeah I grew up doing this kind of stuff all the time" so I do it and I can feel her bones and I'm like "Maybe I should get off" and she's like "No I'm fine" and I wasn't sure to proceed
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    • icebears 26 jun
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    • What grown ass man sits on other dudes laps?
      DatTop 26 jun
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    • Imagine getting to embrace one another and just enjoy each others company. Yup, keep imagining because it ain't gonna happen, myself included.
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    • No he was suppose to pinch my thigh when he couldn’t breath!- the revolting blob.
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    • I fucking love when my girlfriend sit on my lap, she does it alot when I play video games and she sees me enjoy myself and she sits there and just smiles at me, she thinks I don't notice but I do and it makes me happy and gives me tons of encouragement to kick more ass
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    • The man behind the slaughter
      CharFil 27 jun
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    • Another con of sitting on their lap: oh shit wtf she got a dick!?
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    • I’m 200 lb I crush any woman I sit on, I just do it to mess with them at this point lol
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    • “Why does she have a bulge!?”
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    • Literally me with my bf. I'm 5"5, he's like 6"3
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    • Pumple sit on my lap babe
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    • Try not to shit whilst sitting on someone’s lap.
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    • I sat on a girls lap once and it felt pretty nice. She put her head on my back and wrapped her arms around me. I never felt so safe and horny before.
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    • Then a random fart aggressively wants to be freed from your body at that exact time
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    • Boner.
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    • AM I GONNA GRT FUCKED IN THE ASS
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    • My friends don't even ask me if they can sit on my lap it just plop down and sometimes it hurts but I suck it up because they're my homies.
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    • I'm 382 pounds so, for me this ain't even in the question lmao
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    • I’d rather be held
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    • I both want to have a girl sit on my lap AND sit on that girls lap
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    • As a guy, I like to be the little spoon more than the big spoon
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    • Im a 6ft 250lb guy. Honestly unless you literally weigh more than me my thick thighs are a good cushion to use
      Ericnoon 26 jun
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    • I feel like the second picture when my bf says to sit on his lap (not for sexual purposes but just to cuddle) but he seems to enjoy, I'm like the same weight as him. Still makes me nervous.
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    • Am going to get boner?!
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    • LIL SPOON GANG
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    • Wish someone sat on my lap
      Marcelus 26 jun
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    • Better than shitting on someones lap
      Shhine 26 jun
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    • It's the opposite for me. I'm 98lbs and have a flat, bony ass
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    • I've sat on a lot of girls laps when I was in school. They sat on mine too. None of them ever said this or seemed to show any awkwardness. I never felt any of this stupid shit. People need to quit being insecure. Or stop being fat, exercise
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    • If we are sitting, I'm big spoon. If we are laying down, damn right im laying on you with my face buried in your tits.
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