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    • I got stabbed by an Ex when I broke up with her. She hugged me and dug a knife in to my lower back twice. I thought I was going to die alone on the street but thankfully for a random lady walking her dog I was able to get medical attention.
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    • I hanged myself in a national park when I was sixteen. My neck didn’t break, the noose knot wasn’t big enough. I would have suffocated to death if the branch I picked wasn’t rotten in the center. The moment I dropped from the branch I was on, I realized how stupid I was being. It isn’t worth it.
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    • I choked on a piece of steak and passed out before waking up on the floor of an Outback Steakhouse but the last thought going through my head before I passed out was “goddamn my dad sucks at the Heimlich maneuver”. Luckily my mom is CPR certified
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    • That’s the most human thing I’ve heard in awhile. Begging the man who stabbed you to stay and keep you company as you die
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    • I fell off my roof and my last thought before I hit the ground was "Well this is gonna suck for someone" Unfortunately that someone was me
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    • Dude robbed your house then called 911 on himself to save your life
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    • also a home invasion, i was 15, looked like a grown adult tho, guy put a gun to head, all i could think was "damn i hope my cats don't get too hungry" dude never pulled the trigger, and now i'm sitting in chem class, so... you know...
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    • I went into an active train tunnel with two of my friends and a train came and we had no clue if we’d have space or not so we just had to sit up against the wall and hope. I kept thinking how my mother would have to somehow identify my broken ass body if I got hit by the train. Also had that feeling
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    • I almost died after my brain broke down, and I was unconcious almost the entire hospital stay. When I finally woke up half a week later, the nurses told me all I was saying was my daughter's name the whole time.
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    • “This is it... im gonna die” i was swimming after surfing during a hurricane for a few hours (pretty fun) and i was trying to stay about waist deep because you know the whole hurricane and stuff (there were quite a few people also surfing) but a big wave started to form and i got carried with it and
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    • I had a concussion on June 20th of this year. Had severe bruising and bleeding on my brains and a crack from forehead to middle of the back of my head. I don’t remember it, but I was told I said “I have to pee” after one of my seizures. I know sounds crazy, but I’m told it’s true 1/2
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    • Every fucking time i get electrocuted/fall down stairs/hit by a car i think "i don't wanna die a virgin"
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    • I was laying in my bed when pipes from the upstairs fell thru the ceiling and crushed my body, my ribs were crushed and I passed out thinking “I never got a chance to delete my iFunny account” luckily I woke up 69 days later in the back rooms and survived to get back to where I am today
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    • I've been shot 3 times, those were "ah fuck moms gonna noon me" (1 shoulder, two upper chest" I've been stabbed, that was "shit.... think I'm good" (inner shoulder) and the closest i came was suicide by hanging, and i prevented it myself because I was scared my friends were going to follow if I went
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    • Damn, maybe you shouldn’t get stabbed in the neck
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    • A canoe I was in swamped right in the middle of some fat river rapids and my only thought floating through my head was “fuck bro our candy is gonna get wet”
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    • Stepped on a IED and my only thought was "yep that was a bomb" but once the tourniquets were on me I asked God if I could see angels b/c being so close to death.
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    • I got super sick and my throat started closing up to the point I struggled to breathe and I was the most mad that I wouldn't be able to finish my project. I tried to sit up and passed out and somehow didn't die in my sleep but I really didn't think I'd make it. I couldn't even drink water my throat
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    • Some dude hit the back of our stopped car going 60,his car went underneath our car and we rolled, I was asleep in the back as soon as he he hit ours i woke up groggy thinking "what kind of bumpy road is this" and I shit you not allstar was playing
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    • And another way I almost died was from suffocating because I was at a friends house and it fucking caught on fire. By the time I woke up most of the house was involved and the only reason I woke up was because his dad deadass broke through the wall cause the fire was in the hallway blocking the door
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    • I was going 80mph in my dad's truck and fishtailed on black ice. As I was heading straight for the guard rail I gave up on life and let myself ragdoll. My girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me a week before which is probably why I gave up and went limp. Had I been tense it would have fucked me up.
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    • Passed out in the ocean off of a shit ton of drugs, my friend pulled me out before I drowned. My last thought was that the ocean looked nice and the water felt so warm
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    • Was fishing on a dam, my uncle told me like four times to be careful cause one slip and I could be sucked into the dam by the current, slipped and flew into The air, dude goes superhuman and catches my hand mid air and yanks me back onto the dam. Thanks uncle chad
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    • My appendix ruptured and all I could think about was how I had no son to carry my family name.
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    • I was scuba diving and a piece of rubber got stuck in my regulator and prayed open the diaphragm and was flooding water, I was 113 ft down and my extra one got Kinked because I had a knife and an alert device on it. So I mostly thought about my girlfriend of 3 years and was praying to God and asking
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    • Got blown up overseas. Lots of shrapnel bleeding out like a fucking faucet. PriCo I worked for had a clause stating if you die on the job, you get left behind. Scared to death my lifeless body would be parades around as a successful noon and thinking of my mother seeing it on the news. Crawled about
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    • I got into a car crash that almost drove a mailbox through my leg and crushed the entire chest of the guy in the other car, and when my head hit my chair and I heard a crack I thought “I hope the car doesn’t explode, I want to play Minecraft tonight”
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    • When I was in middle school I was waiting for the bus and a truck pulling a trailer was coming from the left. I saw the sparks on the right back tire and decided to take a few steps back and right as I did that the tire flew infront of my face. If I wouldn’t have taken those steps back I would have
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    • I was sitting in class, when my whole body goes 100% numb. I become unresponsive and I collapse. Breathing was the only think I was focusing on. I’m rushed to the hospital and my diagnosis is stage 4 testicular cancer. I had a seizure later that night. Fast forward to November, and they put me 1/?
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    • My last thoughts were "I'm tired" I got stuck in an undercurrent at a beach in mexico when I was about 15. I grew up in the desert and this was one of my first times seeing a beach, I didn't know what the red flag meant so I went straight in, swam out for a bit, got sucked under hitting rocks 1/?
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    • I was 9 years old. I was in Texas in a giant pool that simulates waves. Never learned to swim, i was on my tippy toes when a wave picked me up and sucked me in. I didn't know how to swim and I screamed for the lifeguard. He was watching TV and doing fuck knows all
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    • I was a commercial fisherman in Alaska. We were traveling for three days, which means we never stopped moving. I was in a team of 3 boats and it was my shift to drive, about 3am. I was drinking cokes to stay awake, so I had to piss like every 5 minutes. For safety if we had to piss we would call on
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    • I almost drowned In a frozen over pond trying to help my dog and all I could think was “cold”
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    • When I was in 3rd grade I got hit by a car going 55 in a neighborhood when I was on my bike. My body did almost 3 flips and I landed on my neck. It was so quick I only remember screeching tires and me being on the ground trying to stay conscious. Next thing I remember is someone yelling and getting
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    • Almost wrecked my car with a friend inside. I thought "he is going to die, and it's my fault."
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    • I was at summercamp and the zipline harness thing broke and I fell a good 20 feet and I thought in mid air this don't feel right
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    • I was in labor with my son when I guess I went into shock. The lights dimmed, I couldn't open my eyes. I could hear the alarms and the doc say "get everyone out, we're losing her." My mom screaming asking what's wrong. 1/2
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    • When I was 4 I had an abusive step mom. One time I got sick and kept throwing up, couldnt keep anything down and she refused to take me to the hospital. After a few days my father took me, and they said that I was so dehydrated my organs were on the brink of shutting down, instant ER trip.
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    • Can you imagine stabbing someone in the neck and then calling the police for them as you're robbing them? I sure as hell can't. Maybe don't stab the dude in the neck in the 1st place?
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    • When I was in the 8th grade I went Caribou hunting and it was the second day and everyone else left except my dad and I, and some random guy, and there was a blizzard that night, so while looking for Catibou we see one and on the hill behind us the dude shot less than 2 feet over our heads, (1/2)
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    • One time my dumbass jumped into the deep end of a public pool before I knew how to swim and missed the floating barrier I was planning to hang onto. I sunk to the bottom of the pool and all I thought, looking up at that blue light above me, “man this kinda sucks”. Luckily a fat black lady saved me.
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    • Was heading home in an ice and rain storm very late one night, there was a huge gust while I was on a low bridge that goes over a decent sized lake, I hydroplaned, which brought the back end around, accelerated by some black ice in the center lane. I decided to complete the spin since I was alone
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    • I was just hiking along the shoreline with some friends and we were dumb and we tried to see if we could climb some cliffs overlooking the ocean. We made it about halfway when I lost my footing and basically skid down the rock face until I managed to wedge my arm somewhere. If I had gone any further
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    • I was 9 years old; hospitalized for severe Pneumonia. My mother talked to me gently and began to ask the questions that I never fully understood: I knew I was sick, couldn’t breathe and that was it. They thought about putting me on a machine that could breathe for me...
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    • Every time I’ve had a NDE; my first thought is generally, welp, probably won’t die, so let’s get it.
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    • I almost died twice, once when I taught myself to swim but swam too much and eventually went under and another time coming home from work on a scooter and didn’t make the turn, popped over the road and bout crashed into a shallow stream with no protective gear.
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    • I was laying on the ground with horrible burns on my right side and shrapnel all I could think of was I don't want to die, I don't want to leave my chey, I passed out and woke up 3 weeks later and she was holding my hand in the hospital
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    • I was a tank crewman in the Marine Corps. We as tankers have a rule to not walk or stand under the main gun as the hydraulics might give out or someone might depress the gun (which weighs 2500 lbs) on your head. There is also a certain setting you can put the gun in where it will jump (1/2)
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    • In 7th grade I had to ride the bus for 45 min to and from school and in the beginning of October my bus was drive through a intersection when an old truck with a bunch of teenagers hit my bus at around 90 mph and my bus spun in the road and flipped upside down in a ditch the only people ...1/??
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    • Got bitten by a bug in my garage. Had zero known allergens at the time, so didn’t have an epipen. Felt itchy so I hopped in the shower. I come out, struggling to breathe, and look at myself in the mirror. I’m covered in hives. I don’t remember much else, but from when my dad found me,
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    • On day I drank a shit ton of alcohol, maybe about a half a gallon, first time I ever went to a party, I eventually drank so much that I was about to throw up and went into the bathroom, I blacked out multiple times and each time I woke up I'd throw up even more alcohol until nothing came up 1/?
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    • Was on my second deployment and a buddy of mine stepped on an IED. Four of us went flying and my first thought was “I have to see if everyone is okay.” Everyone was not okay.
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    • I was 16 in the back seat of my moms car with my grandmother in shotgun, we was coming up on a bridge with a car in the on coming way lane. We get to the bridge a car behind that car tries to pass it, there's no where for us to go and all i did in that moment was lean over my moms seat and warp my
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    • I was stabbed in Mexico. I never had any thoughts of “I’m going to die” just what I needed to do to get out of the situation. Wasn’t until I made it away and pulled the knife out that it really donned on me that I was stabbed. Surprisingly getting stabbed doesn’t hurt that bad
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    • The day my uncle died, I cut an hour drive to 20 minutes in order to see him before he died. I was passing on double solid medians and maintaining a solid 90 through Butler (TN btw) and hit 115 at several places in Elizabethton and Johnson City. The part that almost nooned me (1/?)
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    • When I was in a school sh00ting I 100% thought I was going to die. I had no doubt that was my last few minutes on earth. Luckily it wasn’t. But I just remember sitting behind the computer cart running my fingers over the bumps and holes just feeling things because everything felt so unreal
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    • My car slid sideways the one time I didn't want to and I was heading towards a car all I could think was well fuck
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    • I almost died of my blood sugar being at 793 the literally last week on Friday, September 18th. I felt perfectly fine besides my vision being fucked up and me passing every 20 minutes. I found out I was type 1 diabetic that day. I was rushed to the ER and then to the ICU on an insulin drip as well
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    • I was around six, was swimming at Myrtle Beach, riptide caught me and started dragging me out. I wasn't able to keep my feet on the bottom and I was fighting hard to get back, the whole time I could see my family unaware, I was terrified that I would make them sad that I drowned.
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    • I overdosed and felt like my skin was boiling off my body but inside I felt cold. It felt like my soul was leaving my body as I could process less and less thoughts and I begged my gf at the time, now fiance, to hold me and never let me go. Ya it was great man.
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    • ...was like 7 and I threw a ball.. even now 13years later if ya want me to throw anything that's less than 5lbs I'll be TERRIBLY inaccurate... Anyways, the ball landed on the pool cover.. I climbed up but it rolled into the middle where it collected rain water. I crawled and got it then the cover
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    • I sliced my left wrist back about 5-6 years ago over a broken heart. My last thoughts before i blacked out were filled with rage. I hated everything, and was pissed this was the only way i could hurt the people who hurt me. I just... hated everything. So filled with anger and sadness.
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    • I went swimming in a lake by myself up in the mountains. I tied to swim across without taking into consideration the lack of oxygen at that altitude. Made 2/3 before I ran outa juice. I was scared because I know drowning is one of the worst ways to go, but other than that I mostly just felt relief.
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    • There was a dude who lived a few houses down from us and he wasn't exactly right in the head and he came onto our property with a baseball bat with the intention of qoute" nooning the bastard teenager and his friends " ( my little brother and his friends hanging out on our back porch ) all I know
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    • Was biking on the bridge that connects crockett ca and vallejo .ca. I was 10. I saw a brandnew corvett (2010ish) and i bout broke my kneck from looking and my bikes handle bars hit thw railing somehow i and the bike get flungover the railing bike goes swimming and im holding on with one hand on the
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    • I was passenger in a head on collision with another car. After impact I couldnt move much or talk. My whole body was in pain, I coughed blood. Someone had to help me out of the smoke filling car on the interstate and lay me on the ground. When medics arrived. They felt my back and lifted my shirt..
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    • I was riding my bike home from marching band practice, I got to an interesting and had pressed the button so I can ride across the street and be on my marry way
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    • My second certification dive for my scuba license, the instructor had me use some of their gear which was in a bad state of disrepair, and the backup reg didn’t work off the bat. Got down to around 55-60ft down and I breathed out, and when I took a breath my lungs filled with water. Everyone was far
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    • When I was in Afghanistan had a mortar land roughly 40 meters away from me. The only thing that saved me was that it had skipped when it initially landed, and didn't explode until it hit the hesco barrier inbetween me and where it blew. I didn't have time to react. I didn't even know what happened.
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    • Not really my story but my uncle was vacationing in Mexico. He payed for one of those big traveling buses that had comfortable chairs and curtains for privacy. Apparently the bus had to go through a really sketchy road. It was at night and my uncle was asleep but he told us he was a bit confused whe
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    • This is kinda sad but when I was about 7 my mother had a rage fit and was strangling me on a wall because I essentially got the worst behavioral grade my teacher could give me. My eyes felt red hot and I thought they were going to pop, and the only thought that came to mind before she let go (1/2)
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    • Not to long ago I was body surfing at the beach when a huge wave (5-6 feet) crashes on me and sends my whole body at the ocean floor and as I get cut and scarred by rocks for about 15 seconds I try to get air and suckbin a ton of salt water, now choking I kick off the ocean floor and barely catch an
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    • I got 3 that aren't nearly as horrific as some of these. One time I was sledding with friends and we decided to sled on a trail in the woods. Didn't see the massive jump till it was too late, hit it and the sled went one way, I went the other. Missed getting impaled by a branch on a fallen tree 1/?
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    • I was asleep on the way to a rehearsal while my sister was driving. I woke up with a truck bumper 6 inches from my face, and rain pouring down. I thought I was dreaming, but soon the pain settled in from having the weight of the dashboard on my knees. I cried for what seemed like days as 1/2
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    • I've died in dreams so much I just think, "Damn". But it's only from falling, seeing as my greatest fear is heights. One time I drove off a cliff, and it took wayyy longer than it should have to hit the ground. The last word I said before I hit the ground was, "God damnit"
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    • when i was 7 we went to costa rica. i was unsupervised at the beach and i didn’t know how to swim. i underestimated the depth of the water. The only thought going through my head was “i’m going to die. i’m so stupid. why did i think i could do this” kinda fucked me up to this day
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    • Damn everyone is telling there stories
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    • I choked on a chicken nugget and all I could think of was, I wish this chicken nugget was Henry Cavill’s fat cock.
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    • Apparently your appendix isnt supposed to rupture and after a week of complaining about severe abdominal pain and my family doubting me my mom took me to the doctor and she said my appendix ruptured and to take me to the hospital immediately I remember being so mad at everyone for doubting me, pt1
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    • I’m a firefighter and we were doing traffic control on an incident one night and there was a car that had no headlights on going 60 barreling towards us. I was the only one that caught it, my buddy was standing in the middle of the road on his radio when I hugged him and launched us both (1/2)
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    • I was backpacking with my Boy Scout troop once on a pretty high trail at high elevation. We were hiking on the edge and I tripped and fell on a downhill and I was rolling straight for the edge with my big backpack and I thought "this is it I'm dead" and the first thing that went through my mind (1/2
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    • I got hit by a school bus when I was in grade 12, like I was on foot, didn’t see it coming so I didn’t have a last thought, shit just happened. I have other bad accidents and near deaths but there long and I’m lazy. But yeah, everyone knew me after for getting hit by a school bus1/2
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    • Not as intense as the other comments but I had been passing out multiple times a day and my heart was irregular and fluttering nonstop. I had all these tests done to check for brain tumors, heart problem, etc but no answers. —
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    • Almost got blown overboard by a jet on the flight deck. As I was getting closer to the deck edge I started to think how cold and lonely a death in the middle of the ocean would be. The thought scared me. A lot.
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    • Went to a car meet like I usually would on the weekends. Shitboxes, Challengers, Yee-yees in their big ole pickups, motorcycles, etc. We were chillin and an old man caught my eye. Moving super weird, was obviously very drunk. Something gave me a bad taste in my gut about him. Closer to 11:54pm (1/?)
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    • At a carnival when I was 7 withna friend an his dad. Got on one of those claw rides. Lots of seats facing inward on a claw, swings side to side like a pendulum pretty high up. I didn't want to go on, was told I didn't have a choice because my friend wanted to. Well, we got on and the dude strapping
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    • I was in oklahoma for 4th ofJuly when my uncle, my dad and 6 other of my family members went to go see the fireworks. My uncle pulled out in front of a semi who was going 75mph we had just pulled out. 3 kids, me, my girlfriend and my oldest cousin all in the back of the truck. The semi hit us -
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    • I was at an ex friends house and almost drowned in her pool. I had fought to get above water for what felt like forever and I ran out of air and energy. Before someone pulled me out of the water I wanted to drink some water because I was convinced I would be going to hell because my family didnt1-2
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    • Went swimming at a lake with a friend my senior year. I'd gotten out of shape as I'd spent the year in a cast and was lazy. He wanted to swim out to a bouey. I agreed, but on the way back, I was gassed, and rolled into my back and wound up paddling in circles breathless. I started taking on water(1)
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    • I almost drowned in pussy
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    • Not really sure if I was “close to death,” but first time I tried weed (I know, I’m a bitch) I took way to much and had my eyes closed and was hallucinating. I was 100% convinced I had died and went to hell. But I wasn’t seeing what you’d think, like fire and shit. No what I was seeing was...(1)
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    • I was once out spear fishing at the beach in some rocks off the side and I got caught in this huge rip last year and was struggling to get back to shore, I was staying in place anchoring myself down to rocks and trying to drag myself back to shore using these rocks, but kept on ending getting (1/?)
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    • I hydoplained going 72 mph on the highway all I could think about was the song I was listening to.
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    • I had a guy press a gun onto my right temple, while his friend took shit out if my pocket and rob me. The only thought in my head, "I bet this little bitch wouldn't even pull the trigger if I attacked"
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    • Who tf gets stabbed and just stops fighting back? Never been stabbed but I’ve had my skull broken by a dude with a lead pole. I was still trying to fight that man in the hospital (never even hit him since he basically knocked my eye out of its socket, but my dad gave me an A for effort)
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    • When I was 9 at a community pool, I was terrified of swimming when I couldn't touch the bottom. At point I fell in the deep side and started drowning. Life guard thought I was joking. I started going under. What was seconds felt like forever. My vision was getting blurry and my body was going limp 1
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    • My tits sag low everyday, so I'll be thinking of that when I die
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